Unlucky Bastard 8,493 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 I must be a living anomaly. In 2022, my hair fell out from alopecia, and new bald spots continued to form in 2023. I was devastated. But now it seems my bald spots have grown back. It's a shame old vanilla male pattern baldness can't grow back, but I'm grateful this has finally resolved. 2023 Today Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,081 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Just shave the glorified pubic hair and go Jeff Bezos dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,493 Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Maybe his hair will grow back someday too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,218 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Doesn't suit him. He'd have been better off getting a piece like Elon. Some guys can pull off the bald look like Jean-Luc Picard, Joe Rogan or Dominic Toretto. That guy is not one of them. Surely they sell some good rugs on Amazon? I've had thin hair that sheds/breaks a lot since I was a teenager, as well as a long forehead (probably because my insane Mother insisted I be removed at birth with a plunger because it was too much effort to push the demonspawn out), and that was always extremely difficult to correct by doing the Trump thing. Never looked right on me. For years I just let it grow out and then used the horse shampoo and conditioner as well as other leave-in products and hair dryers which created the illusion of thick luscious locks. These days I just comb it back and use some tea tree leave-in at the end of the day. I get some equivalent of the Hitler Youth haircut, letting it grow out on top and trimming the sides and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,493 Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 It seems you need a tanned complexion and the right cranial structure to pull off the shaved head look. Pasty white fellas like me look stupid even trying. Well maybe I could, I dunno. I might end up with that Gene Hackman in a skullcap in Superman II look. But I really thought it was the end of the line for my hair because of that alopecia, essentially to the point where I gave up caring and subsequently embraced it as part of my identity. That chick I know tried applying that filler shit to hide those spots but I couldn't be bothered with the maintenance. Now I don't have to worry anymore because it's grown back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 8,114 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 46 and no bald spots yet! Count my lucky stars. But sorry to hear about your alopecia. You could have auditioned for a role in the new G.I. JANE! Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,493 Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 Just now, Thor said: 46 and no bald spots yet! Count my lucky stars. But sorry to hear about your alopecia. You could have auditioned for a role in the new G.I. JANE! Keep my wife's name out yo fukkin mouff! Thor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Gonzales 6,048 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Being bald? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 940 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Not got any bald spots, but each year it takes a little longer to wash my face 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,493 Posted June 9 Author Share Posted June 9 The back of my head looked like a face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,218 Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Lord Voldemort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,493 Posted June 9 Author Share Posted June 9 The Man With Two Faces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,218 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,811 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 i knew it was you, you have your father's eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,656 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 On 07/06/2024 at 8:15 AM, Unlucky Bastard said: I must be a living anomaly. In 2022, my hair fell out from alopecia, and new bald spots continued to form in 2023. I was devastated. But now it seems my bald spots have grown back. It's a shame old vanilla male pattern baldness can't grow back, but I'm grateful this has finally resolved. 2023 Today I knew it would do you good to stop breathing bleach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,218 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 New haircut. I have to take one of those rare nighttime showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,493 Posted June 14 Author Share Posted June 14 I hate all those flecks of hair that get stuck at the back of the neck and they stubbornly won't come off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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