AC1 3,565 Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Eppy III spoiler ahead!Yep, it's me and my crystal ball again so you know we're talking business here, the real sh*t.It showed me how Mace Windu will die. Are you sure you wanna go through with this?It's your last chance...Okay, you daredevils, here's what will happen: Remember how Lucas loves reoccurring themes? What happens to one character will in return happen to an opposite character. For example, Darth Vader cuts off Luke's hand in TESB, and in return, Luke wooshes Vader's hand in ROTJ. Believe it or not but Star Wars is loaded with this! And we all know how Jango Fett rejoined his Maker in Episode II, right? He gets decapitated. With a little help from Mace Windu's lightsword his head is being seperated with surgical precision from his body. With the last installment coming in 2005, a lot of jedi will die. Our purple lightsaber holding hero will not escape this unfortunate fate. It is his destiny to undergo the same experience he once gave Jango, loving father of young Bobba. But who is capable to perform such an act on our vigilant master? Who has the necessary skills to slaughter a dangerous expert? Can you guess? ----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 It'll probably be Anakin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Hmmmm so you think Mace gets decapitated huh? Well as his head seperates from his body they should just allow for one real Sam Jackson moment ...as his head rolls off he should say "This is some MOTHER F$%^ING BULLS$%^!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 20, 2003 Author Share Posted December 20, 2003 Well as his head seperates from his body they should just allow for one real Sam Jackson moment ...as his head rolls off he should say "This is some MOTHER F$%^ING BULLS$%^!" The expression on Mace's face as it lies on the ground will speak for itself.----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 The expression on Mace's face as it lies on the ground will speak for itself. Nahhh! We need one ment of true Sam Jackson sailor mouthed glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 It'll probably be Anakin.Anakin? A duel between Mace and Anakin would probably take the whole day. Too long for a Star Wars movie. BTW, it would not make sense for them to duel, even George knows that.----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 It'll probably be Anakin.Anakin? A duel between Mace and Anakin would probably take the whole day. Too long for a Star Wars movie. BTW, it would not make sense for them to duel, even George knows that.----------------Alex CremersWhat the hell?? :? First off I am sure Mace Windu would be no match for Anakin Skywalker. I mean this is the future Darth Vader here folks! Anakin would waste his ass in a few minutes tops. I mean whats so special about Mace. Sure the guy might be good fighting against a jet-pack-less Jango Fett, but so what? THATS NOTHING! Second why would it not make sense? If Anakin turns to the dark side why wouldn't he kill Mace. Besides who do you think killed all those Jedi? A large portion certainly by Anakin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 Second why would it not make sense? The two have no history together. Young Bobba, on the other hand...( ) . Besides, Anakin will already have his hands full with Dooku and finally Obi for the grand finale.----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Spoilers ahead!!! (Highlight to read)Boba will not be in Ep. 3. Most of the Jedi will be eliminated by the clone troopers, who turn on their commanders by order of ever-evil Palpatine (Palpatine ordered the Kaminoans to build in a control for himself, so he can give all the clones an order at the same time, without being physically with them). Yoda will be on Kashyyk when this happens. The clone-betrayal sequence is said to be one of the highpoints of the film, where pretty much all the Jedi get vanquished, except for Obi-Wan and Yoda.Mace won't go out like a punk, Jackson says. He'll have a fight, but I doubt he'll just be killed by some faceless clone-troopers -- unless Lucas goes Wachowski and tries some sort of Burly Brawl re-enactment. Hmm. My first guess is still for Anakin.- Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QMM 4 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 How'd you find that out breathmask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrScratch 292 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Who else would kill Mace Windu? It must be Anakin. If you recall from TPM, it is Windu who initially tells Anakin that he will not be trained. To which Anakin gives him an evil stare. I noticed this on my first viewing of TPM and knew that it would be Anakin to take down Windu. From what spoilers I've read, Palpatine pits Anakin and Windu against each other after torturing Windu a little bit. This scene is supposed to be very similar to the climax of ROTJ, with Palpy taunting Anakin the way he taunted Luke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 How'd you find that out breathmask?From a multitude of spy reports over at TheForce.net- Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelot 445 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Jar Jar goes bezerk and kills all the Jedis and this is why we are plunged into years of Civil War and The Empire comes out on Top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QMM 4 Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 It always comes back to Jar Jar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 It always comes back to Jar JarWell blame Lucas for that. Hes the one who wont let him go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morn 7 Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 What's so bad about Jar Jar, heh, it's just the annoying sketch comedy he's put in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 What's so bad about Jar Jar, heh, it's just the annoying sketch comedy he's put in.It goes WELL beyond that. Its the bad comedy.Its the annoying accent.Its the fact that he BRING FRIGGIN NOTHING TO THE FILMIts the fact that he ruins any positive elements when hes on-screen.Its his terrible animationand a whole lot more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morn 7 Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Its the bad comedy. Which is not a problem with jar jar it's a problem with the writing. Its the annoying accent. Not reallyIts the fact that he BRING FRIGGIN NOTHING TO THE FILM Probably not, eh, I think he's a fine character but not really important.Its the fact that he ruins any positive elements when hes on-screen. Heh.Its his terrible animation It's good animation actually especially in AOTC, to me it actually didn't look like a special fx there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 24, 2003 Author Share Posted December 24, 2003 Quote:  Its his terrible animation  It's good animation actually especially in AOTC, to me it actually didn't look like a special fx there!Even the smallest of kids can't be bothered with him.Morn, you like Jar Jar because he's CGI. You love CGI. You're biased!----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morn 7 Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 No not true Alex Cremers I even like the ewoks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 24, 2003 Author Share Posted December 24, 2003 No not true Alex Cremers I even like the ewoks. Well, so much for YOUR credibility. 8O ----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 24, 2003 Author Share Posted December 24, 2003 Mace won't go out like a punk, Jackson says. He'll have a fight, but I doubt he'll just be killed by some faceless clone-troopers -- unless Lucas goes Wachowski and tries some sort of Burly Brawl re-enactment. Hmm. My first guess is still for Anakin.- MarcWait a minute! Lucas has already gone Lucas. He can't go Wachowski anymore.----------------Alex CremersBTW, if this 'gone Lucas' continues, Stefancos will have a nice Christmas bonus when he checks his bank account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 No not true Alex Cremers I even like the ewoks. GOOD GOD MAN!!?!?!? You actually like those fuzzy mutant care bears!?!?!Ughhh Morn ......... I must look away now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris ChrusherComix 27 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 HOLY SMOKES!!!!!PALPATINE FORCING PEOPLE TO FIGHT AND TAUNTING THEM ROTJ STYLE!?!?!?YES!!! YES!!! YESS!!!! THANK GOD!!! WAHOOO!!!!NOW... I'm back to looking FORWARD to Episode 3! After E2, I was let down considerably (I don't hate TPM as much as most did, but I did find E2 sub-par).THIS sounds like it's gonna' be the one I've been waiting for. And I really don't follow anybody's opinions... I'll make my own judgements when it comes out.Oh... the music to that... if it goes unedited... OH GLEE!!! :green-Chris, Happy with that Palpatine report...PS- SHOUT OUT TO MOCK ALL SPOILER HATERS!! HAHAHAHA!! *POINT AND LAUGHS* HAHAHAHA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 I say the velociraptor did it again.Except this time...Laura Dern finds his head in the shed instead of his arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 30, 2003 Author Share Posted December 30, 2003 NOW... I'm back to looking FORWARD to Episode 3! After E2, I was let down considerably. Â Why? He's not going to be a different man or director. Ever since he got the "toys" to finally make Star Wars movies how HE actually sees them, he lost track of everything else. Using to much "toys" can hurt a movie.Steven was a little disappointed with the dead-like movements of the shark in Jaws. So instead of showing us two hours of cool looking shark attacks he served us with a good story. Alien? Same thing.If it was up to George, Star Wars (A New Hope) would have been a totally different movie. But fortunately for us, in the 70s he lacked the technology to fulfill his dreams.That doesn't take away from the fact that I too will be waiting in line to see it in 2005. But I got a really good excuse, my little son is a big (prequel) Star Wars fan (he never saw the original trilogy). What's yours? ----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 I say the velociraptor did it again.Except this time...Laura Dern finds his head in the shed instead of his arm.Jurrasic Park meets Star Wars? Only if the dinos are left alone in a locked room qith George Lucas ......best Star Wars scene ........... EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman20 0 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 Mace won't go out like a punk, Jackson says. He'll have a fight, but I doubt he'll just be killed by some faceless clone-troopers -- unless Lucas goes Wachowski and tries some sort of Burly Brawl re-enactment. Hmm. My first guess is still for Anakin.Yeah that's exactly what Jackson said. I've heard him say this when he was on Jay Leno promoting S.W.A.T. So I don't know about decapitation. I think he slowly becomes dismembered, with one limb at a time, and if indeed he fights Anakin, which I highly doubt, then it would be too damn long or a F-ing joke. Instead, I think he and Dooku fight, and slowly begin to F**k each other up. But who knows, maybe Lucas will go Wachowski and make it one of the highlights of the movie. In any event, it's pure speculation, so I really wont know until I see it. But maybe you guys are on to something and truly have great sources. All I know is that it won't overshadow the inevitable Obi Wan, Anakin duel.I expect the music in that one to be somewhat similar to Duel of the Fates. So hurry up and finish the damn film Lucas! I need a good score from JW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 Major Spoilers! Highlight to read.Anakin will kill Dooku. This will make him very proud, but the other Jedi do not respect him enough for it, he feels, so he turns more towards Palpatine, who does give him respect for it.After the Anakin/Obi-Wan fight, Palpatine and his clones will retrieve a burnt and half-disintegrated Anakin from the lava-pit he fell into when Obi-Wan defeated him and escaped. It is then that he receives his Vader armor and his Darth Vader name.Rumor has it that Anakin force chokes a pregnant Padmé to death, or almost to death, and that the children are saved only just in time. When Anakin awakes in Palpatine's sick bay in his Metal Men armor, he receives news that he has killed Padmé. A tremendous scream comes from him, and the Force shakes everything in the room and throws everything that isn't bolted down around.The last shot of the film will feature the uncompleted Death Star. One of the last shots will be Palpatine, Anakin and some Imperial dudes looking at said Death Star from the bridge of an Imperial cruiser (Star Destroyer perhaps?).Keep in mind most of these are rumors, though.- Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 And yes, expect some major renditions of Duel of the Fates. In the web documentary about the scoring of TPM, Lucas and Williams talk about the DotF theme, and Lucas said it's great, because it goes really well with the third one - being Ep. 3 of course.- Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 9 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 @Mr. B: Wow, now I'm actully excited about Ep III! that sounds like a movie worthy of Star Wars! Now at least I have some reason to cross my fingers and hope that Lucas really isn'y as dumb headed as I thought, but was mearly sand bagging with Ep. I & II to look III look amazing by comparison. It's never gonna happen- but I'm dreamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 30, 2003 Author Share Posted December 30, 2003 Warning! Warning! Further babbling on Breathmask's spoilersAnakin choking Amidala with force grip is never going to happen! Too dark! Little kids watch this too. Besides, my crystal ball never mentioned it. Rumors are childishly wrong. The Emperor himself will deal with Dooku instead of Anakin. It would make more sense. After all, Dooku is becoming too powerful and knows too much. Don't expect another fight or duel! The Emperor will trap him! Exit Dooku!This is Lucas, my friends. If you believe all the rumors than Eppy III is one long duel with lightsabers.----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 9 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 Well- I have a great image of the perfect movie given Mr. B's plot points. So I thank the rumor makers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 True. It are RUMORS, and some things might be far fetched.After Dooku is gone, the main baddie will be a Clone general, who wields up to FOUR lightsabres at a time. Hm. Interesting.- Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted December 30, 2003 Author Share Posted December 30, 2003 After Dooku is gone, the main baddie will be a Clone general, who wields up to FOUR lightsabres at a time. Hm. Interesting.- Marc LOL Regarding lichtsabers, I wonder what George will come up with this time. First there was "normal", then the "double saber", then the "two sabers" and now we'll have the......................... ---------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,759 Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 MORE Major Ep III spoilers ahead LOL highlight to read.Sidious/Palatine will attempt to seduce young Anakin, but he won't be truely successfull until he finds a little dooku on Anakin's "light saber". After that he will press his seductions harder on Anakin. Once his seduction of Anakin is complete he will teach him the power of the force and teach him how to focus the energy of the force through his pinkie finger. Anakin will realize his "love" for Padme is just another Diva crush, and he will leave her for good. When Obi Wan rejects his advances, he will leave the light for the darkness forever, except when Luke puts him on a major guilt trip and turns him into some sitcom father wannabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted December 31, 2003 Share Posted December 31, 2003 Hmmmm looks like Joe is attempting to create another bizarre sexual ovetone for the Star Wars series. Hey we've already had incest with Luke and Leia. Why not a homosexual love triangle between Anakin, Obi-Wan and Dooku?You know come to think of it I don't think a homosexual love triangle has ever been done before. YOU COULD BE THE FIRST GEORGE! What the hell? The Prequel series is already beyond redemption. May as well go full on camp and turn Episode III into the Rocky Horror Picture Show of Sci-Fi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted December 31, 2003 Share Posted December 31, 2003 Yes, that robot general conveniently enough has four arms. - Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Yes, that robot general conveniently enough has four arms. - MarcYeah that could make for an interesting porno. Space aliens of Star Wars. The multi-tongued, multi-handed, multi-"other stuff" lifeforms could make for an interesting viewing experience to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted January 1, 2004 Author Share Posted January 1, 2004 Okay the sex was fun but let's get back on track. Any further predictions? ----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 We'll get to see a Wookie tribe going gaga. Now we'll know why Wookies are known to rip people's arms off.Or so it is said.- Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted January 1, 2004 Author Share Posted January 1, 2004 That's right. Chewbacca will be making his so-called first appearance in the saga. Will he be like a little cute Chewbacca just as they did with little cute Greedo?----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 480 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Well, Peter Mayhew's back, so I guess he'll be all big and bad again. - Marc, hoping the Wookies won't be crappy CGI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted January 1, 2004 Author Share Posted January 1, 2004 Who speaks Wookie? C3PO? I just can't remember. I thought only Solo could communicate with him.----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 I predict Anakin will turn to that dark side!Don't ask me how I know this!!!!I have a special source on the inside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted January 1, 2004 Author Share Posted January 1, 2004 Maybe we'll never see him turn "dark" in Eppy III. ----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Maybe we'll never see him turn "dark" in Eppy III.I wouldn't be so sure of that. Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Considering some of the politically incorrect stuff Lucas has had in the last few Star Wars movies I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas had the entire cast of Episode III in black face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC1 3,565 Posted January 8, 2004 Author Share Posted January 8, 2004 More Eppy 3 spoilers.Anakin will wear his hair in true Skywalker (Luke) style! Even the color will change!Ewan is looking more and more like Alec!Photos confirm Anakin will fight Obi in a lightsaber duel! Duh!That's all, folks!----------------Alex Cremers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Those are HARDLY spoilers Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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