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It's been well established in the EU that Wookies live in giant trees. I don't know about the Holiday Special, thankfully I've never been tortured into watching it.

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I saw it and it was painful. I was a SW fan but I always thought the Muppet Show episode with Mark Hamill was a million times closer to Star Wars than the Holiday Special. I don't know but the idea of revisiting their homeworld just frightens me.

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I've seen the holiday special... it wasn't pretty... crappiest acting ever and then singing in the very end to the Main Title... :S

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It was 70's style pop culture, it wasn't meant to be art, it simply was supposed to garner decent ratings which it did. Accept if for what it is.

BTW, kids loved it.

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Hey! Spoiler! No warning!

It's quite common knowledge to anyone who reads the EU books. But, books are not for everybody. :music:

*edit* Ahh! Post #666!!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!! :)

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It's quite common knowledge to anyone who reads the EU books.  But, books are not for everybody.  :music:

It's in games too.

John- who spent time both in and under the trees in KOTOR. And it ain't pretty under those trees.

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What? You mean you don't know how to pronounce three 'y''s in a row? How small of you.

Good thing it doesn't have a silent 'x' in there as well.

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Even though they live in trees, the Wookies are much more tech advanced than the ewoks. Too bad ROTJ did not have Wookies as originally intended. Then you would not need to bring this up, Uncle Ben.

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I read the description of the force.net and i was outraged. They said it was a settlement in the shores of a lake with huge trees in the city. But no tree city.

I do read bad, dont I?

Luke, satisfied Lucas stuck to his EU (the holiday special)

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Why would an 8 foot wookie live on a planet with 3 foot Ewoks?  It does not make sense.  If it does not make sense, you must acquit!

Neil

It's not the same planet.

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Chewbacca."

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"Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk who carried a gun..."

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"...and ran from the mob."

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"But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense."

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"But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case. Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company producer and entertainer and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.

I know he seems guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit. Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey."

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"The defense rests."

Neil - who thanks South Park for that

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I saw it and it was painful. I was a SW fan but I always thought the Muppet Show episode with Mark Hamill was a million times closer to Star Wars than the Holiday Special. I don't know but the idea of revisiting their homeworld just frightens me.

I'm sure it'll be just as bad as in the Holiday Special!

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Now if only Lucas had given us the Wookie homeworld in ROTJ instead of Endor.  

Imagine the possibilities!!!!! :P

The possibilities would've been really endless if both the Ewoks and Wookiee would meet.

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I'd like to see that. I'd like to see the Wookiees get so annoyed with the Ewoks they'd rip the fuzzy little teddybears into shreds. Now that would've been cool.

- Marc, :P

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Admiral: "My Lord, we've landed on Endor and await your instructions."

Vader: "Unleash the Wookiee."

Han Solo: No, Chewbacca, they're our friends! What are you doing?! Nooooooooooooo!!!

Vader: It seems you didn?t know your friend as well as you thought you did.

Now, that's Star Wars!

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Now if only Lucas had given us the Wookie homeworld in ROTJ instead of Endor.  

Imagine the possibilities!!!!! 8O

The possibilities would've been really endless if both the Ewoks and Wookiee would meet.

Ahhh actually there is only one possibility there my friend:

Many armless Ewoks running around the Endor Moon crying "YUB! YUB! YUB!".

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Many armless Ewoks running around the Endor Moon crying "YUB! YUB! YUB!".

Yes, that could've been one of the outcomes of my little "Now that's what I call Star Wars" script. That, or worse ... much worse.

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Wookies have technology for energy weapons even but they prefer to stick to their wood houses in trees.

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Now thinking of it, Tevye sounds like a Wookie name, making the 'scene' more hilarious...

Anyway, Wookies do no go down the trees because it is very dangerous, because of the predators there. They only go down to attain his Malehood, (another tradition, which nobody knows how it started :happybday: )

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They only go down to attain his Malehood

Ummmmm.......what?

On second thought, don't answer that.

Neil

Luke is actually mistaken, in traditional coming-of-age trial, male Wookiees much venture down to the surface of the planet and return having retained (not attained) their ?malehood?. I believe it's something to do with wild predacious beasts and trying to avoid undergoing the most brutal circumcision ritual ever concocted. Unfortunately, many young male Wookiees have returned from this savage trial having lost much more than their "malehood" which requires their gender to be completely re-assigned and, thus, failed to achieve their rightful status as adults.

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They only go down to attain his Malehood

Ummmmm.......what?

On second thought, don't answer that.

Neil

I couldnt say manhood, since they are not men, i couldnt say wookiehood since females do not have those trials. I had to choose malehood.

Luke, who dont want to think what Neil was thinking...

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In other words, it's to see whether they've got enough balls.

In truth, its purpose is to determine whether or not they can return with them fully intact, along with the rest of their genitalia, of course. The rather barbaric custom is not so much a test of the masculinity and maturity of young male Wookiees as it is, at its most basic level, a method to filter out the weaker specimens in effort to keep the species strong and virile. If any young male Wookiee refuses to venture down to the surface of the planet, a surgical team is standing by to remove his genitals right then and there. After all, such obvious cowardice is exactly the type of trait that could potentially pollute the gene pool, which could result in the destruction of the race and, therefore, must be eliminated.

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Neil, maybe Wookies and Ewoks can breed? Maybe all the female ewoks thought Chewie was a stud being all tall and handsome to them, but just being another Wookiee on Ksyyyak or whatever his homeworld is. :-P

And dear God... what is that Expanded Universe gibber jabber about wookiees genitals being mutilated and all! Holy smokes! Who came up with that stuff? If Lucas did, he's REALLY lost it. If some comic book or novel writer did, they should never write again. LOL

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Neil, maybe Wookies and Ewoks can breed? Maybe all the female ewoks thought Chewie was a stud being all tall and handsome to them, but just being another Wookiee on Ksyyyak or whatever his homeworld is. :-P

And dear God... what is that Expanded Universe gibber jabber about wookiees genitals being mutilated and all! Holy smokes! Who came up with that stuff? If Lucas did, he's REALLY lost it. If some comic book or novel writer did, they should never write again. LOL

Oh, that's just people here being gross. It's more like a bar mitzvah for Wookiees - I think it's from Kevin J. Anderson's Young Jedi Knights series.

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Neil, maybe Wookies and Ewoks can breed? Maybe all the female ewoks thought Chewie was a stud being all tall and handsome to them, but just being another Wookiee on Ksyyyak or whatever his homeworld is. :-P

And dear God... what is that Expanded Universe gibber jabber about wookiees genitals being mutilated and all! Holy smokes! Who came up with that stuff? If Lucas did, he's REALLY lost it. If some comic book or novel writer did, they should never write again. LOL

Oh, that's just people here being gross. It's more like a bar mitzvah for Wookiees - I think it's from Kevin J. Anderson's Young Jedi Knights series.

I suppose some just don't appreciate satire. 8O

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Wookies and Ewoks procreating?

GOOD LORD!

What is the Galaxy coming to? ;)

BTW do you know in the Original SW script Chewie was supposed to be female and Han's girlfriend?

Just try and imagine what beautiful kids that union would create. 8O

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