BigKenLittle 6 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 A friend of mine sent this to me. Sorry this isn't score-related, but I figured you guys would like it."Hi. I hear Lucas has shot yet more footage (during the filming of 'Episode 2,' to put in the original three. Apparently, this will be included to the famous revelation scene in 'The Empire Strikes Back.'"A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!Darth Vader: No... I am your father!Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...Luke: NO!Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?Luke: Threepio?Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...Luke: No...Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!Luke: Well, it's not my fault...Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"Luke: Shut up...Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby!Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.Darth Vader looks after him.Darth Vader: Get a haircut!Big Ken: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Don't give Lucas any ideas?Stefancos- who fears that new scene would contain tracked music from TPM. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director 1 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 That was utterly HILARIOUS!Dan - who will now begin to roll on the floor "Zam the Assassin and The Chase Through Coruscant" from Attack Of The Clones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeejaHalycon 0 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Yeah, I've seen this before. It's still good, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director 1 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Well, Stefan -- if you ask me, I'd prefer tracked TPM music than a tracked statement of the "love theme" from AOTC.Dan - who wonders if SNL has thought of a mega parody such as this.. "Zam the Assassin and The Chase Through Coruscant" from Attack Of The Clones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 That was great!!! Funniest Star Wars joke I have seen in a long time! Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Get a hair cut.Boy do I agree.Joe, laughing on his way to the funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Accutually that's part to a make fun of the entire film to Empire. I also have the spoofs to A New Hope and The Phantom Menace. There all great I'll see if I can locate them for you guys. 8OJustin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Man I'm gooooood.... 8O http://www.jedinet.com/humor/compactor/par...s/tpmspoof1.asphttp://www.jedinet.com/humor/compactor/par...s/anhspoof1.asphttp://www.jedinet.com/humor/compactor/par...s/esbspoof1.aspJustin - :cool: End Credits AOTC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Nah, you've got it all wrong! Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Darth Vader: No... I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!Luke: What's that make us?Darth Vader: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.Luke: No, that's not true! It's impossible. Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true... Luke: NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittBash 282 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 AHH yes SpaceBalls Cinema for the most enlightend!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris ChrusherComix 46 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Hey Wojo, Yeah I just noticed that. Oops.... Oh well those are funny anyway. Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus 0 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 hehe, nice one! but if you liked that Star Wars joke then you should go visit: http://www.jediknight.net/3do/ look after Diary of a ´Crazed Mimbanite. You can't really ask for more fun!All the best, have fun/Magnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty 0 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Darth Vader: So Luke, you can see that evil will always triumph because good...is dumb.FrostyWho loved the Spaceballs reference above! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector J. Guzman 1 Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 What's with this thing I heard that Lucas wants to sue Mel Brooks after all this time... didn't Lucas prohibited Brooks to sell stuff from the Spaceballs movies? You know like toys and stuff.Hector - who thinks Lucas was seduced by the dark side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director 1 Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Are you serious? Ewok now wants to sue Mel? Puh-leeeeease!Well, Mel does have more money than ever these days. It won't hurt him.But, then again, Lucas wants more!!?!?!?!?Dan - needing to find out the true info. regarding this matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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