Adoy 1 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 ...I certainly hope.http://www.famousstar.de/index.php?name=Jo...illiams&lang=en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 11 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Who cares? The world will not be at peace until this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoy 1 Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 Who cares? The world will not be at peace until this happens. You're right...what was I thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 ...my prince will come....my prints will come....but not today....I will win an Oscar for Best Sterephonic Digital Audio Dubbing in a Foreign Language or else an Emmy for Best Resurrection of the Year....I will get banned from this site but not today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 ...I will win an Oscar for Best Sterephonic Digital Audio Dubbing in a Foreign Language or else an Emmy for Best Resurrection of the Year."Nuts, they left me out again. Who is this 'Nimoy' person?"Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 A fly is buzzing around the nomination luncheon when Clint Eastwood kills it and wipes his hand on Jack Nicholson's shoulder.Jack: "Well congratulations, Clint. You've just squashed the nominee for Best Supporting Actor."Robert Mitchum: "Gee, Cher. I wish we had rehearse this."Cher: "We did, Bob. Ha ha ha."Mitchum: "Who's Bob?" Ha ha ha"Cher goes on to announce the nominees when Cue Sir Lord Laurence Olivier: "Will you beee quieeet! There's people trying to get some sleep...down here"Best is the scene from THE ALIEN Sigourney Weaver: "You head up to the upper deck and get killed stupidly. You..head down to the lower deck and get killed even more stupidly."Grunt: "And what are you gonna do?"Weaver: "I'm gonna strip down to my underwear"Grunts: "Oh..ok..."Grunts get killed: "AAAARRRGGGHHHH"After reaching the top of the deck,Alien: "Those darn stairs"Classic Spitting Image moment preserved for all time. How I miss them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 (In a briefing room on Earth, Kirk, Scotty, McCoy, and Uhura just walked in)Kirk: What are we doing here?McCoy: I'm supposed to be performing brain surgery on the President.Uhura: I'm supposed to be cheering a seminar at the academy.Kirk: Your probably the only one glad to be here. Where's Spock.Scotty: Probably dead again. Who's turn is it for the Katra?(Kirk slaps Scotty)Kirk: Death is no laughing matter, Scotty. Now let's get out of here.(Kirk and company start to leave)Security officer: Do not leave this meeting until it has been adjourned.Kirk: I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers. Give me some respect.Security officer: I'm sorry, old man. SITDOWNNOW!Kirk: Oh fine.(Kirk and company sit down)Spokesperson: Ladies, Gentlemen, scum-Kirk: You don't have to insult me.Lady:--Uh.. Stand for the CinC!(All the people stand in respect of the head honcho)CinC: 8 years ago, Praxis exploded because the president sent them a box of exploding cigars as a joke. This information is rather out of date since Captain Sulu didn't report it until a couple of days ago in a meeting with the president. I will now give the floor or podium or whatever to the Federation's special envoy.(Spock starts to walk up to the podium)Kirk: Spock! Sit down, don't embarrass us like this.(Kirk grabs Spock)Spock: Unhand me captain or I will kill you.Kirk: SPOCK!Spock: It is a joke. Get it? A story with a humorous climax!Kirk: Never mind, Spock. I think you've embarrassed us as much as you can.(Spock walks to the podium)Spock: 5 minutes ago I opened a dialogue with the Klingon ambassador.Admiral Cartwright: Negotiations for what?Spock: Admiral, your getting ahead in the script. The ambassador and I started negotiations.Admiral Cartwright: Negotiations for what?Spock: The complete destruction of Earth and the rest of the Solar System.Admiral #2: Are we talking about mothballing starfleet?Spock: No, complete annihilation, to be precise.Cartwright: I have good question. Why?Spock: Because they want us to be just as hopeless and hapless as they are.Cartwright: THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK!!!!!!! Now Is Our Chance To Kill Them!!! Kill Kill Kill!Spock: I told the Klingon ambassador that.Cartwright: Really? What did he say.Spock: He used words I am not familiar with. I think they were something close to. You stupid son of a b....Cartwright: We get the picture. I think this is our chance to bring them to their knees. Kill them. Then we'll be in a far better position to dictate terms.Spock: They will be dead, Admiral.Cartwright: That's the kind of terms I want.Spock: I do not think that is a competent idea. I told the ambassador that we should meet with Gorkon the president of the Klingon Empire. We hope to have a peace treaty signed.CinC: Captain Kirk, we have chosen you to escort Chancellor Gorkon here. Don't think of killing him like you did the Romulan Ambassador. That was a lucky guess. It wont get you out of court martial this time.Kirk: I'd..CinC: Shut up, your going whether you like it or not.Spock: Do not worry, captain. I informed the Chancellor you're an idiot.Kirk: Thanks.CinC: Very well, Kirk. Get ready to leave, this meeting is adjourned. AND REMEMBER it is classified.(The congregation leaves, only Spock and Kirk remain)Kirk: We volunteered!???Spock: That is incorrect, captain, I volunteered you. We did nothing. You are a pawn in this much larger game. You are a nobody nothing, zip, nada...Kirk: Spock!!Spock: Sorry, captain. My human side was winning the constant battle over power in my body.Kirk: Okay! Okay. It's just frustrating, Spock. How would you feel if I volunteered you to something you would hate doing?Spock: That is irrelevant captian. Resitence is futile.Kirk: I wanted to resist this mission with every last ounce of my strength. Sometimes I think I'd rather die than....then HELP the klingons.Spock: Strength is irrelevant, death is irrelevant. You WILL take the mission, captain.Kirk: It seems I have no choice. Very well. I guess I can squeeze it in my schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,792 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 This would be an herald of apocalipsys:o_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 No, this would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,792 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 YOU Bast***!You did not leave Neil the pleasure of posting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I couldn't resist.Click. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Oh my? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I guess it's more popular than we thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composer_Fan 2 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Oh, the humanity!~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I was waiting for that one. Now this one even makes prequel fans like myself wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krosstj 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I pray for this to happen one day http://www.famousstar.de/index.php?name=Ma...+Hamill&lang=en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Hmmmm, what will that one be? ~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krosstj 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 LOL, I don't know how to do the link thing with different txt, I SUCK with puters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 First off, don't call me a puter.Second, do this:url text.~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeshopk 8 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 What the...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 What the...? indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoby12 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I cant believe he doesnt have a star. Everytime I am over on Hollywood Blvd - i look them over just to be sure. Also missing a star for billy joel, yet ms britney spears has One????? Garbage. (even I like some brit songs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Britney Spears has a star on Hollywood Blvd.?!? What the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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