Greg1138 3 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 After laughing myself silly for 10 minutes upon discovering that Jodie Foster's "Flightplan" character has the somewhat hysterical monika of "Kyle Pratt", I started wondering - what are your favourite stupid character-names?Apologies to any member of this board who may be named Kyle Pratt.... Always hated the name Darth Maul too...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthehand 3 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 "Shagrat" takes some beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Dirk Pitt.It just sounds so flagrantly adventurous, that it is hard to take seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Umm...Luke SkywalkerObi-Wan KenobiHan SoloIndiana Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Dirk Pitt.It just sounds so flagrantly adventurous, that it is hard to take seriously.There is nothing adventurous about the name Dirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Stef Pitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Threading danerous ground there, Merky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 You've done it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Dirk Stef, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Who is this "Stef" you're making fun of?Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Some guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,192 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Ulm, what a cathedral (or Munster, I think that's what they call it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie_twinkle 48 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.I can't believe you took the trouble to type all that out, but I'm glad you did. Count Dooku.Jar Jar Binks.Yarael Pouff (a character with a long, thin, unprotected neck. I wonder how he died...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.I can't believe you took the trouble to type all that out, but I'm glad you did. I'm fairly certain that you can find the full name at IMDB. Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 How about Dr. Wellington Yueh? Or even the entire character listings from DUNE or LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy for that matter. Hitch, who still pronounces Legolas as LEGLESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpeteer 302 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Names of every break-all-the-rules cops in American movies.Of course, I might find them laughable because of the way the trailer guy says them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Captain Needa.You just need to add an object. Like Captains Needa Cigarette. Captain Needa Woman. Etc, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 "General Grievous."I was very sad when I found out that was RotS's main bad guy's name.Then I was very sad again when I found out it was a robot. ~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,192 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I can't believe you took the trouble to type all that out, but I'm glad you did. I simply googled for "Monty Python" "of Ulm". Marian - who has yet to memorise the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Where's that from exactly?- MarcWenn ist das Nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Feierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 "General Grievous."I was very sad when I found out that was RotS's main bad guy's name.Then I was very sad again when I found out it was a robot. ~SturgisHe was a robot? Then what's the deal with the beating heart?Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Stoopid Names for Movie Characters..... Ok. Not a movie. But it was a silly name for a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,192 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Where's that from exactly?Episode Six - It's the artsMarian - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 He was a cyborg...I thought that debate was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 57 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Stoopid Names for Movie Characters..... Ok. Not a movie. But it was a silly name for a cop.I'm not gonna let you bad-mouth Mr Shatner like that. If you're gonna poke fun at him, use James Tiberius Kirk. At least Thomas Jefferson Hooker rolls off the tongue with ease.Hitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 He was a cyborg...I thought that debate was over.Never!Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 "General Grievous."I was very sad when I found out that was RotS's main bad guy's name.Then I was very sad again when I found out it was a robot. ~SturgisHe was a robot? Then what's the deal with the beating heart?I thought someone would call me on that, but I didn't think it would be you! It's still a stupid name.~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman20 0 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 He was a cyborg...I thought that debate was over.Some stats on the good General:A twisted melding of flesh and metal, General Grievous' body is a deadly weapon forged by the cutting edge developers of the Confederacy. Grievous' living matter was encased within his precision-engineered artificial body; inside the hardened carapace beat the heart of a remorseless killer. A pressurized gut-sack held his vital organs, while his skull-like mask contained his living eyes and brain. Making the horrific amalgam more unpleasant was a persistent wet, hacking cough coming from his ravaged lungs.Homeworld:Kalee Species:Kaleesh Gender:Male Height:2.16 meters tall (at full height) Weapon:lightsabers, blaster pistol, electrostaff Vehicle:Wheel bike, General Grievous' starfighter, Trade Federation cruiser Affiliation:Confederacy of Independent Systems He'd be considered a cyborg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 gut-sackRhymes with......oh never mind.Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,795 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 All the SW names are stupid.Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Hanal SoloLeia OrgasmaCaptain Needa Phuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,795 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 :oops: Sorry for the adolescent humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,795 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Shame on you, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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