David Coscina 3 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 In a surprising turn of events, the infamous Seeley Sheep that endorse the large mattress chain have been put out to pasture. Seeley exec. Sid Sheldon says this:"We've had so many calls pouring into our call centers about how and if we can manufacture a bed that repeatedly plays the Theme from Brokeback Mountain as it apparently enduces the deepest, most relaxing sleep a person can receive. This coupled with our superior matresses is a bonified killer combination".The only wrinkle in this new product line is the side effect: persons listening to this theme will have a propensity for cattle rustling and baby-back ribs. Oh well, can't win 'em all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiana_Fett 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Seely Sheep > Brokeback Mountain Score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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