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I made my statement a little hastily, just that for the most part I have not been well treated by your gender. With the exception of my wife, the truth is that relationships, both romantic and friendly have not always gone well. I was raised by my widowed Grandmother and my twice divorced Mother. I had two sisters, two female cats and a female dog... needless to say Testosterone levels in my household were not a major concern. I learned about "feminine protection" before most boys knew that there was a physical difference between boys and girls. Not to put to fine a point on it, but I knew when my sisters were having their "monthly visitor" before they did... for a few years I had it down to the day!!!! I have always been taught to respect women. In fact one of the last pieces of advice my Grandfather gave me, before passing away, was "no real man, ever hits a woman... even if she deserves it!!!" I know now that he was refering to not fighting with my sisters, but it is an advice I have taken to heart. My Mother taught me to always listen to what women had to say, my Grandmother taught me that women were (sorry about this fellas) wiser than most men. So you see it is a healthy respect that I have for women... and having said all that, women for the most part treat me ( and most of the men I know) like doormats.
I have come to the conclusion, after years of clinical research, that men will NEVER know what women want, because WOMEN DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!!!! For decades, women have professed the desire to meet a nice, sensitive, gentle, kind, considerate, intelligent man. And this is true, as long as all these qualities come wrapped up with Mel Gibson's face, Pierce Brosnan's ass and Donald Trump's bank account. Know, I know what you are thinking everyone, this sounds very cynical... Maybe I am, I wasn't always. Y'know, Guys have been the object of scorn for years because we lust after women like Pamela Anderson
Daisy Fuentes and The latest cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition... While this is sadly true, here's the truth... Were in the open about it!!!! Does that make it right ? NOPE, but at least you know where you stand!!!! And if you decide to follow that guy down the aisle, then it's your own funeral. Now, I personally think Pamela Anderson is an unattractive, silicon moulded, vapid, brain-dead, talentless, simpering moron... whose only redeeming feature seems to be that eventually she will die like the rest of us (I think, isn't silicon a known preservative). Daisy Fuentes, while reasonably attractive, has the intellectual capacity of a garden hose and I stopped being interested in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition after the last Kathy Ireland cover... I personally know of at least three friends, who would fill every one of the criteria listed above, but all are,sadly, single. I say sadly, because they are valuable human beings, who any sane woman would want to be with, but friend number one has a weight problem, friend number two is the exact opposite, he's 6' 7" and weighs 185... When we were kids we used to use him to get the football out of the sewer
and the third guy, well I'll leave him out of it, because he has other issues he's dealing with at this time... So what is wrong with these guys??? Nothing!!!! Why aren't they dating??? It isn't for lack of trying... And when they have been in relationships they were frequently one sided and abusive... So I am sorry when I say that all women are evil, I just haven't had proof that I am wrong as yet...Big Ken: who after all that is a hopeless... wait-a-minute, hopeful romantic and knows that somewhere his "Basheart" is waiting...
