RedBard 71 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 James Newtown Howard!Versus!Danny Elfman!Begin!Howard:What's this? What this? This loser that I see.A washed-up Oingo Boingo who can never outscore me.I'm Wyatt Earp, you're Pee-Wee HermanWho'd stoop to score Peabody and Sherman.Tim Burton's got you as his whore,But your music's good (for a Hot Topic store).I make the music that inspires.Meanwhile, you abuse women's choirs.You're nowhere near my Vertical Limit.I'm Unbreakable, son, 'cause I'm in this to win it.Elfman:There are few who deny that what I do, I do with splendor.What can I say to the guy who scored The Last Airbender?Speaking of which, how many bombsDid you of M. Night Shayamalan's?No contest here. You're going down, James,Faster than Rue in The Hunger Games.This Red Dragon knows just where he stands.I'll cut you up like Edward Scissorhands.Next to my Batman and Sleepy Hollow,Your repertoire looks hard to swallow.(To be continued...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Will there be a surprise composer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBard 71 Posted July 2, 2014 Author Share Posted July 2, 2014 Yes, there will be... next composer rap battle.I'll be playing this episode close to the chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 You're nothing short of awesome, my friend. Thoroughly enjoy reading these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBard 71 Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 Firstly, I apologize for the belated second half of this rap battle.Second, here we go!.........Howard:Don't lecture me. Ive seen your best.Can you write for anything besides celesta?You were once the toast back in the day.Now folks jerk off to your Fifty Shades of Grey.Who chooses your clothes? Emo Peter Parker?Don't test me or I'll beat you Fifty Shades Darker.It's true. I am Legend down in La La Land.I even got Zimmer to give me a hand.When it comes to music, even Sam RaimiSays King Kong ain't got shit on me.Elfman:This Prince of Tides keeps chasin my crownOf the house-hold composer. Get out of town!I'm your worst Nightmare Before Christmas.My themes surpass yours. You can't diss this.I'm the dark genie, you should hear my Sweeny.The Big Fish on campus. Youre a Frankenweenie.Like a light martini with the flair of Rossini,My popularity makes yours look teeny.Your work is worse than the stuff I've hurled.Whatcha gonna do? Cry me a Waterworld?...WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC COMPOSER RAP BATTLES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK 3,307 Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Woah, how did I miss this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBard 71 Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Woah, how did I miss this??Have you seen the first rap battle I did yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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