Justin 2 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 This was on the cover of "Showtime" our TV guide.There's never been a villain quite like Kristanna Loken's Terminatrix in "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" Here's how this titillationg, titanium T-X would fare against some of the most memorable meanies of all time.First RoundJoan Crawford Mommie Dearest VS. Leatherface The Texas Chainsaw MassacreBruce The Shark Jaws VS. Norman Bates PsychoHannibal Lector Silence of the Lambs VS. The Blob The BlobDarth Vader Star Wars VS. Entropy Final DestinationT-X The Terminatrix Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines VS. Nicholson's Jack Torrance The ShiningGlenn Close's Cruella De Vil 101 Dalmations VS. Glenn Close's Alex Forrest Fatal AttractionAlien Alien VS. Freddy Kreuger Nightmare on Elm StreetLinda Blair The Exorcist VS. Bela Lugosi's Dracula DraculaSecond Round:Joan Crawford Mommie Dearest VS. Norman Bates PsychoThe Blob The Blob VS. Darth Vader Star WarsT-X The Terminatrix Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines VS. Glenn Close's Alex Forrest Fatal AttractionAlien Alien VS. Bela Lugosi's Dracula DraculaThird Round:Joan Crawford Mommie Dearest VS. Darth Vader Star Wars"Demoralized by her relentless insults, the Sith's Dark Lord is reduced to sobs and heavy breathing. "Don't **** with me Anakin!"T-X The Terminatrix Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines VS. Alien AlienFinal Round:Joan Crawford Mommie Dearest VS. T-X The Terminatrix Terminator 3: Rise of the MachinesIt's a DrawI was bored so I typed all this up to say that no matter how scary Mommie Dearest is, a coathanger is no match for a lightsaber, no matter what these people think. Vader = Lord of Evil.Justin -Wondering what other people have to say about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Joan Crawford Mommie Dearest VS. Leatherface The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Unless Leatherface has a frigile psyche and is afraid of wire hangers I can't see Mommy Dearest winning.Bruce The Shark Jaws VS. Norman Bates Psycho - One chomp and Norman is history. Hannibal Lector Silence of the Lambs VS. The Blob - I see it ending in a draw as both eat each other. Darth Vader Star Wars VS. Entropy Final Destination - Vader all the way.T-X The Terminatrix Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines VS. Nicholson's Jack Torrance The Shining - No contest T-X wins going away. Glenn Close's Cruella De Vil 101 Dalmations VS. Glenn Close's Alex Forrest Fatal Attraction - Hmm interesting both like harming little animals but Alex has a slight edge.Alien VS. Freddy Kreuger Nightmare on Elm Street - may go a few rounds but in the end Alien is too much for Freddy, plus I don't think the Alien can dream. Linda Blair The Exorcist VS. Bela Lugosi's Dracula - both are from the dark side but Dracula does have a few weaknesses that cause him to lose. Second round to come later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Longbottom 0 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Interesting that Glenn Close's Fatal Attraction character got included in the face-to-face duels. I don't think she quite belongs in there, for she was an ordinary woman having only fallen in love so deeply that it caused some commotion. I know a few women like Alex. Not that she has my sympathy, but in full truthfulness she was a victim of a much stronger contender, a Love. :spiny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYPHER 1 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Yeah, Leatherface is way scarier than Joan Crawford any day... He's the nastiest son-of-a-gun on that list :spiny: .CYPHER - who's still very traumatised by The Texas Chainsaw Massacre but that only makes me love it more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 Lightsaber takes chainsaw anyday. Justin -Who'd like to see Vader get beaten by a lady with a coat hanger.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 No doubt Joan Crawford would wipe the floor with Vader, it wouldn't even be close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted July 9, 2003 Author Share Posted July 9, 2003 That might be true, they don't make clear if this is about the scariest villian or the most heavily armed. There are plenty or scarier villians out there than Vader. Although in a head on head fight, sorry Vader has just got them all beat. Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 See Justin, Vader would just kill you, while Mommie Dearest would emasculate you. Joe, who understood what Dumbledore meant when he said there are worse things than death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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