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  1. It’s a Coronavirus Tree!
  2. Hey, after the bubonic plague spread through Europe, the skeletons of the people that died after shows that their diets dramatically improved. So there will be more high quality food and better paying jobs for you if you make it through this!
  3. Americans and masks are to COVID19 as Africans and condoms are to HIV. Guess it's not just a matter of affluence and access to school.
  4. It's times like this that you remember our ancestors who crossed the perilous ocean and migrated from Europe/Britain to the Americas were the batshit crazy loons of their old country. Crazy has a strong hereditary component. Look, I get it, being told what to do is annoying. The more people tell me to do it, the more I itch to tell 'em to fuck off. But it's a fucking 10 cent mask, and it can't hurt much. Wear it when you can't stay far away from other people. If these people could jump on a ship to Mars over masks, I think they would. The crazy gene is that strong in
  5. Stop the beach-shaming Mr. Creamers! https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/07/it-okay-go-beach/613849/
  6. The world would not be able to handle such glory. I fear the divorce rate would skyrocket as men and women flock to be with me.
  7. Depends on what I'm doing. Out and about on nature on a trail, I carry a cloth mask and pull it over my nose if I get close to others. If I'm indoors and can keep my distance, N95 + Surgical. If I'm indoors and can't keep distance N95 + Surgical + Work Goggles.
  8. What makes masks so effective is that even a modest decrease in viral load can reduce risk of infection dramatically. Once again it’s an exponential growth thing. So don’t buy into the crap from the anti-maskers. Even a 50% reduction in initial viral load can mean a dramatic reduction in risk of getting sick and the intensity of how sick you get if you do become sick. It’s the same mathematical principle that would have saved us from the mess if countries were quick to close borders with China. Best time to nip exponentials in the bud is in the beginning.
  9. Been to Manchester. Can confirm it feels “unreal”.
  10. This is how democracy dies. Shielding yourself from my brilliance!
  11. Guess the government of Texas has decided to go full totalitarian. Surprising turn of events. Just the flu is scaring the lone star state!
  12. God dammit, Cremers, don't get the hottest thread on JWFan shut down! Hong Kong is gone too. When will they take the Coronavirus thread?
  13. Someone's been playing too much Deus Ex. Good dystopia read though!
  14. God works in mysterious ways.
  15. I edited my post to attack Brucey’s points and not Brucey. And to stay farther from politics. Colorful language remains as it is not directed at Brucey!
  16. Because you don't fucking get risk. Suppose you're a dumbass and you get behind the wheel of a car while drunk. Worst case you'll kill a dozen people and crash into a tree and die and you're out of the picture. Risk is capped. If you're a dumbass who gets COVID, you can go to a pool, a club, a hotel, a party, fly to Rome, visit the Vatican, come back, visit Nana in the nursing home and chain reaction get millions of people sick. Risk is uncapped. All of this started with one person and you are opining about personal risk.
  17. Welcome to the ignore list.
  18. Mask up and open up. Simple. But your state, like many others, is overrun with numbnuts too busy whining about how a piece of cloth ends liberty. If you don't want to lock down AND you don't want to wear a mask, then you deserve every bit of economic calamity, depression, mental illness, and death in store for you. Shoulda saved up for a rainy year instead of getting buried in a mortgage and debt you can't afford. But you didn't even do that. Because you're not survival worthy. If you are willing to do one or the other, then I am sorry you are suffering,
  19. Both of them are globalist wannabes. If they'd kept their promises on securing the border against threats and acting as sovereign entities rather than puppets of global opinion, the US and the UK wouldn't be where we are today, and we could crowd the beaches as we pleased.
  20. Welp...guess a lot of people gonna die.
  21. Help I’m being brigaded by bullshitters!
  22. That’s my go to if the other isn’t available. I don’t like the yellow cream that has the consistency of vanilla pudding.
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