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Gruesome Son of a Bitch

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  1. I forgot this forum doesn't really care about the IJ movies. They prefer HP and Tin Tin.
  2. It's just like the Universal Studios ride, only fast and exciting and not requiring you to share a VR Headset with a bunch of Japanese people who tested positive for the Coronavirus!
  3. Just as I was about to cancel my useless subscription, these classic teddy bear Films, Movies if you will, shall soon be Content available to stream on the Wokest of Streaming Services. But I can't help but think...what will be changed? Clearly, these movies are now Problematic. They're products of the White Patriarchy and portray women as weak and always needing to be saved by male teddy bears and Wilford Brimley. The second movie also opens with the entire family being killed, which is far too disturbing for coddled modern audiences who enjoy incestual porn on the internet and live with their parents until they're 40, having become full fledged members of Antifa and aspiring to one day become a manager at Starbucks. It even has Ewoks in cages, evoking memories of slavery. Clearly, these need a content warning. Also, what are you drinking tonight?
  4. Aren't you the least bit curious how they'd look in 4K? It's gonna be great. Now that Paramount is getting these out of the way, hopefully the original Star Trek movies are next.
  5. Mario 64 is a definitive game. It may be the same old shit since '96, but it's the same old great shit. I didn't mind Mario Galaxy and to be honest, it was better than what I've played of Odyssey.
  6. Look we couldn't fix it out here anyway! We need to reroute all of these ducts and in order to do that, we've got to drydock!
  7. Welp, gang, it was a rainy day and I ordered a physical copy of the soon-to-be pointlessly OOP rare collector's item Mario 3D All-Stars only for Mario 64. I also bought a digital copy of Mario Kart, the game that was transformed from an exciting racing game into a bizarre incredibly slow-moving Japanese Universal Studios attraction where you have to share virtual reality goggles in a pandemic. I tried playing Mario Odyssey again and it's fucking terrible. Mario 64 has a wonky camera, but it's clearly the greatest 3D Mario game of all time and I'd rather throw that one on for the occasional platforming.
  8. The only one that looks different on BD is ROTLA, which has a piss yellow tint but still looks pretty good because it was a 4K remaster. TOD and LC look like they were created from the exact same Lowry Digital tapes on BD and DVD and they look good.
  9. We mustn't compare ourselves to regular people.
  10. A Joker Live Concert World Tour just further reinforces how stupid these times we're living in are.
  11. Wasn't his name Norman and he was supposed to be a scientist or something? Just so unbelievable.
  12. Just had a shot of Dan Aykroyd's vodka and put on the 4K UHD of Skyfall. I haven't watched this one since it originally came out.
  13. I built a Splash boats with a drop ending next to my park entrance, you really have to time your entry and exit from the park right so you don't get soaked by the tidal wave.
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