Gruesome Son of a Bitch

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

The Last 20 minutes of battery life.

Fools Rush In I've always liked this one. Now that I'm pushing 40 and desire Hispanic women and babies, I like it even more. It's a seemingly unlikely pairing, but the cast has loads of chemistry. It just sort of works. Over the course of the two hours, I get into it. It has all the trademarks of a romantic comedy (the hookup and honeymoon phase, the argument and breakup, the reunion) so don't expect anything out of the ordinary. Still, like the best of these types of movies, it should leave you satisfied and thinking "That was cute" once the leads finally settle their differences and live happily ever after.

I'm not sure if they've been advancing his physical age with makeup or something. In fact, I'm not even sure if they realize he's supposed to be in his 90s. However, comparing his old man speak on the show with how he sounds in interviews, he definitely comes off as older on the show.

I agree the idea of the Snyder Cut is a terrible thing, but so is the Whedon Cut.

They're still making these movies?

We got old and don't fucken care anymore.

Cartoons are for babies.

"Don't try to be a great man, just be a man and let history make its own judgements."

He's actually being portrayed as older in the series (90s) than he is in real life. As for the scenes of him 15 years prior, we've come a long way since that X-Men movie.

The best least likely scenario.

I think that was true back in the day. These days, for kids is more or less some embarrassing shitty computerized cartoon movie with b-list celebrities like Everyone Loves Raymond giving terrible voice performances.

Do you see any family resemblance here?

This "All the other ones suck after Raiders" schtick has been spamming the internet since KOTCS came out. I call bullshit. The entire trilogy has always been solid.