Melange 446 Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Is'nt Fawke's theme wonderful That is hopefully my pass to post this on General discussion . I have'nt read any HP books. But i've heard much hype about this : This is the imagined news Dumbeldore is going to reveal to Harry....1 : "Harry...I know i should of told you long ago....but you were actually born "Alice". Harry hangs himself from the moving stairs after donning a dress.2 : "Harry...better sit down. John Williams decided not to score this movie (sigh)". Harry hangs himself from the moving stairs after cursing Horner for ruining "EVERYTHING!". 3 : "Harry. George Bush JR is your father". Harry hangs himself from the moving stairs after naming Hogwarts an "Evil doing axis of evil".4 : "Harry..Osama Bin Laden is your cousin" Harry shrugs, and looking eastward, intones "Mashallah". 5" : Harry...the Americans have decided to remake the movie with American actors". Harry hangs himself from the stairs (after putting a jinx on all Americans)6" : Harry..ooo...i've dreamt about kissing your sweet English schoolboy lips everyday since...."Harry looks shocked, but winks back at Dumbeldore.7 : "Harry...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!..we just did this to get you into the room for the suprise"Harry laughs (and Ron walks in to recieve overly long standing ovation)8 : "Harry..sorry to break this to you, but the invisible cloak does'nt hide you masturbating at 2am"Harry goes bright red and sprints to play a game of Quidditch and hope nobody says anything9 : "Harry (laboured breathing) I... am your father"Harry screams "Nooo... thats imPOSSible"..and hangs himself from the moving stairs yet again.* With the assitance of Ron of course because its pretty difficult to tie a noose with one hand *10 : Before Harry can meet Dumbledore, a woman with a noose around her kneck shouts from Hogwarts roof "Harry....harry....its all for you Harry". As everyone stops in mid Quidditch to see, the woman jumps off the roof and smashes backwards into a window and is hanged while blond guy sneers. Goldsmith's Ave Santani begins plays in the background as Ron screams and runs puffing and wheezing up the moving stairway to fetch the 7 daggers of Megiddo.. And now its your turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 I think Dumbledore's big secret is who's going to play him in the next film.Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Apparently this small puppy has been chosen to take over the role of Dumbeldore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 Melange, those ideas are hilarious! Although I think I would have the same reaction as Harry after hearing #2. :cry2: Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted January 18, 2003 Author Share Posted January 18, 2003 Thanks Ray . I just looked at them again . I'm proud of number 10 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocelot 508 Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 Mashallah!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted January 18, 2003 Author Share Posted January 18, 2003 Mashallah!!!!!!!!!!! Arabic for "Never mind...It was God's Will" Or, in the current circumstances it might be Bush's new motto "Mash-Allah" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren 75 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 I think Dumbledore's big secret is that he knows now that Voldemort can be killed from what happened in GOF. Ren, reviving a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,210 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Dumbledore's big secret is what he at the end of Philosopher's Stone promised to tell Harry when he was ready for it: Why Voldemort wanted to kill him in the first place.Marian - who wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 The real secret is why Melange left. Justin -Who has still seen no sign of Adam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren 75 Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 you are true now too Marian!!!Melange come back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jango Fett 0 Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 I think Dumbledore's big secret is......... Dumbledore's big secret!!!KraMB - who has real all HP books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,210 Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 KraMB - who has real all HP booksAll 6? Marian - who has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diskobolus 3 Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 was the first post intended to be funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morn 8 Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 And just what is your post suppose to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jango Fett 0 Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 All 6? Marian - who has.Weren't there supposed to be 7?But nevertheless I own the four ones that hav been Releasen Marian!!I'm not Harry Potter and practice magic to make these books out of the blueKraMB - who likes to learn some magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren 75 Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 marian means (i think) the other "supplemental" books JK put out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,210 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Yes. So far available are:Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneHarry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsHarry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanHarry Potter and the Goblet of FireQuidditch Through the Ages (by Kennilworthy Whisp)Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (by Newt Scamander)Marian - who has them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren 75 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 yup, i was right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Didn't we ALREADY have this thread? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 It has apparently returned. Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren 75 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 it was revived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,210 Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 It wasn't dead. Just resting.Marian - from Notlob. The Mists of Avalon (Lee Holdridge) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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