MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 What's a second hand emotion?"Love, Harry....love."Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 No, we have not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 About 90 % of the witty stuff I post comes from other people.Mostly uncredited.Stefancos- the MB's James Horner.I'm sure you do it on purpose and improve on it. I'm glad this thread got back to something I can understand. I only speak 2 languages: English and Texan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Texan is not a language, it's not even a decent dialect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 11 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Some might say the same about Dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Texan is not a language, it's not even a decent dialect.I was joking! But I lived in New Hampshire for 10 years, and let me tell you it's almost like speaking a different language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Wrong.Dutch a is language, there is no such thing as a distinct Texan laguage, or even dialect.Just an accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Would be like me saying I speak Quebecois..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Dutch is a language - Flemish is the dialect *hides from the Belgian peeps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 My flemish friend would beat me if she read thatOn the other hand, what's life without risks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 My flemish friend would beat me if she read thatAmai zeg.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Not that she would literaly beat meCuz I *am* pretty strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Well, being an Au-Pair, I would expect nothing less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Got to beat those kids once in a while init!Only kidding here ...or am I?...yes, I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Lewis 6 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Got to beat those kids once in a while init!Would you consider a job in Spain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Depends on the salary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 58 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Seeing as everyone else is nagging everyone about their relevant language (I of course speak the Queen's English and not Beatrix's, Stefan. Though she does speak sweet nothings in my ear..ppppurrrr).Of course, I have been on the receiving end of a few elaborate hoaxes during my 105 year reign of terror on this God-awful dump of a planet. My Top 10 are as follows: (Took myself and Catherine 43 hours to ravage the archives at Universal Press).Top 10 (from 10 to 1)...10. "HITCH GETS DITCHED BY TIPPI AT THE ALTAR" (She runs off and marries a donkey).09. "STAFF FIRED AS HITCH GOES ON THE RAMPAGE" (This was funny as it actually did happen when the marketing department on North By Northwest sent out compasses with press kits in case they didn't understand the movie's title...the heathens....didn't they see Star Trek 6?)08. "HITCH FALLS ON WARNER LOT" (takes 12 hours before the medics arrive...bloody Warner Bros. left me to sweat it out)07. "YOU CAN CALL ME AL" (Paul Simon in talks with legendary director about new Simon song).06. "HITCHCOCK MOVIE HAILED A CLASSIC" (only for AFI to realise that Citizen Kane was not Hitchcock)05. "WE TRIED TO BEAM HITCH UP" (Cover of National Enquirer which stated that aliens tried to abduct me and use my brain for "Universal" domination)04. "BEATRIX BANS TOPAZ IN HOLLAND" (unfortunately it wasn't the movie)03. "THE BIRDS" IS COMING! (Someone should fire the Univeral Press editor for grammar) 02. "HITCHCOCK SEEN NAKED ON SUNSET BLVD." (Actually, I was only naked from the waist down. Divine Brown didn't mind at the time).01. "HITCH'S FALL FROM GRACE" (Kelly, that is!) Hitch, who hasn't done one of these in a hell of a long time. 94 days to August 22nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 58 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Nice to see Steef laughing at my jokes again. Nice to see you in action one more time, Steef. Take care, dear Bilbo.Hitch, who gets these new movies mixed up. P.S. Another newspaper heading going back to 1987."CHIN OP GOES WRONG FOR HITCH". After 50 years of waging his war on terror, it was time for 10 time Academy Award winning producer and director Sir Alfred Hitchcock to leave terror in the cinema but to bring it straight into his plastic surgeon's office.In a scene reminiscent of 8 time Academy Award winning Dutch director Paul Verhoeven's movie SPETTERS, Hitchcock decided to undergo the knife and get 12 of his 45 chins removed as executives at Universal were concerned he was bringing in food tucked between chins 39 to 43...illegally from his wife Alma's kitchen. For those who are regular readers of this column, Mrs Hitchcock was banned from bringing food onto the Universal lot when 1,000 of the studio's employee became violently sick due to eating Mrs Hitchcock's homemade mince pies. As much as we hate to say Mrs Hitch, you're one 'ell of a bad cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 This is actually fascinating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 58 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 This is actually fascinatingPlease refrain from quoting Ambassador Spock unless you have mind-melded with him lately.Hitch LOL LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Do you mean another secret of mine has been discovered?Damn. (I can say that, can't I?)I had *no* idea I was quoting someone lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 6, 2004 Author Share Posted June 6, 2004 Wrong. Dutch a is language, there is no such thing as a distinct Texan laguage, or even dialect. Just an accent.Steef, you are talking about things you don't know anything about.Texas, its like a whole 'nother country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 11 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 "You Americans? No. We're Texans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Steef, you are talking about things you don't know anything about.Texas, its like a whole 'nother country.Then your president is a damn foreigner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPFAN_2 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Steef, you are talking about things you don't know anything about.Texas, its like a whole 'nother country.Then your president is a damn foreigner!I never argued that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 58 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 About 90 % of the witty stuff I post comes from other people.Mostly uncredited.Stefancos- the MB's James Horner.I'm still waiting for those royalty checks to clear.Hitch, who ghost-writes a lot of Steef's comments as his mind has been erased by u-know-who! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Longbottom 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 What's Morn got to do with it?What's Morn, but a second hand emotion?Neil LOL Reminds me I could dust off some of her records and put them back on my playlist. Shame she quit in the biz already, by-the-way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren 75 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Ren, glad she knows french. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Ren, glad she knows french.And you should be proud too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I can read, understand, and speak it OK, but I'm bullocks at writing anything sophisticated in it.- Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Who's saying French is sophisticated? Oh, you mean that french... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Who's saying French is sophisticated? No, I mean I can't write complex sentences.Oh, you mean that french...Quoi?- Marc, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I got what you meant Il y a le Francais, et il y a mon 'Franssa' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Franssa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Different accent - le Beaucerons(Beauce, region du Quebec) est tres different du francais francais, et la plupart du temps personne ici ne me comprends - Je dois emprunter un accent plus doux, ce qui n'est pas toujours facile Off topic - how come I am shown offline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I see.Everyone's shown offline, for some reason. Just doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Steef, you are talking about things you don't know anything about.Texas, its like a whole 'nother country.Then your president is a damn foreigner!Acctually I believe the president was born in Maine, raised in Texas.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I see.Everyone's shown offline, for some reason. Just doesn't work.Ah kk...No drama there - just curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 11 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Steef, you are talking about things you don't know anything about.Texas, its like a whole 'nother country.Then your president is a damn foreigner!Acctually I believe the president was born in Maine, raised in Texas.Justin Conneticut actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Conneticut actually. I knew he couldn't have been born close to Canada - he would have been able to identify it on a map then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlock 11 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 He's only one state away- I doubt it would matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFrenchBird 0 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I doubt it too - but then, I always like to believe in the best in people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren 75 Posted June 9, 2004 Share Posted June 9, 2004 this thread has gotten SO off topic. .it's like the Harry Director. chat thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,069 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Now Ren you should know that no thread really stays on topic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fommes 154 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 edit: never mindLotman - NP CoS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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