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About theMaestraX

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  • Birthday 01/21/1972

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  1. A saw a film today oh boy, the English Army had just won the war...
  2. We've got no food, we've got no jobs. Our pets heads are falling off.
  3. Nothing is over, nothing! It wasn't my war. Then I returned to this world and I hear foul-mouthing and spitting.
  4. By sunset I shall be the new galactic Emperor.
  5. A crowd of people stood and stared, they'd seen his face before, nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords...
  6. He blew his mind out in a car, he didn't know that the lights had changed...
  7. Certifiable Quint you know that? Certifiable and I'm telling you this...
  8. And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh, I saw the photograph...
  9. I read the news today oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade...
  10. Your husbands alright Mrs Body he's just gone fishing and picked up a couple of stripers, we'll bring them home for dinner, we won't be long we haven't seen anything yet over and out.
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