Glóin the Dark 1,221 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Tish I'm tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrox 6,651 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 “Do NOT go in there!!! WOOOO!” Spoiler The Mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,456 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 “Ah, that's one fine lookin' barbecue pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?! WHY?! Why must life be so hard!? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,531 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Do you mind closing the door 'cause that's my refrigerator. Raiders of the SoundtrArk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,456 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! A wang! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,531 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but, when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!! Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,389 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but, when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!! I can't give you enough likes for this. "Why don't you put her in charge?!?" Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,531 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,221 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,433 Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 "-I count six shots nigger. - I count two guns nigger!" Spoiler Django Unchained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,531 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Purple? What kind of homosexual are you, anyway? That's not purple, Mary. That colour up there...is mauve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,360 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 'Will you PLEASE stop mentioning the war!' 'You started it!' 'We did NOT start it!' 'Yes you did, you invaded Poland!' 'I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.' Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,531 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Some favourites, from THE ABYSS Kirkhill? That man don't know his butt from a rat hole Hippy, you act like everything's a conspiracy. Everything is I hate that bitch. Probably shouldn't have married her, then, huh? Oh, no. Look who's with them? Queen Bitch of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,193 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 06/11/2021 at 12:28 PM, Sweeping Strings said: 'Will you PLEASE stop mentioning the war!' 'You started it!' 'We did NOT start it!' 'Yes you did, you invaded Poland!' "There's too much butter on those trays!" Sweeping Strings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,456 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 "What master do you serve?" "What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,531 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Will you please...sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,389 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 You lied! I exaggerated. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost 3 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Mrs Richards: When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that. Basil: But that is Torquay, madam. Mrs Richards: Well it’s not good enough. Basil: Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically… Mrs Richards: Don’t be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea. Basil: ...Well might I suggest you move to a hotel closer to the sea. Or preferably in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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