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  1. Another smattering of Bond, I think. 'When do you sleep, 007?' 'Never on the firm's time, Sir.' 'What sharp little eyes you've got.' 'Wait 'til you get to my teeth.' 'I'm Plenty.' 'But of course you are.' 'Plenty O'Toole.' 'Named after your father, perhaps'. 'It's just a hat belonging to a small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken.' 'You couldn't. You wouldn't. Not after what we've just done.' 'Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you BEFORE.' 'I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak, or forever hold your piece.' 'Have you broken anything?' 'Only my tailor's heart.' 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.' 'That's putting it mildly, 007.'
  2. Given your avvy, waiting until the third page to post this shows admirable restraint JTN. 'Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.' 'Intent? How did you establish that?' 'When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.'
  3. 'That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost'.
  4. 'Come out with your hands above your heads!' 'How original.' 'I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur ... a relic of the Cold War' 'Point taken.' 'How well do you know Russia, Mr Bond?' 'I used to drop in occasionally ... shoot in and out.' 'How can you be like this? How can you be so cold?' 'It's what keeps me alive.' 'For England, James?' 'No ... for me.'
  5. I appreciate that life moves fast these days ... but Bes posting about Wonka in the 'Older Films' thread when its cinema release was in DECEMBER gives me pause, lol.
  6. 'Spider-pig, spider-pig Does whatever a spider-pig can Can he swing on a web? No he can't, he's a pig'.
  7. Three eps into Strange New Worlds Season 2... s' not bad. 3rd ep had me wondering if there are infinite Kirks across infinite alternate universes/timelines, and if so MAN that's a lot of banging with green alien ladies. lol.
  8. 'Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?' 'No. Have you?'
  9. Not forgetting those icky flesh-eating beetles. The ropey CGI in this has hopefully prepared you for the absolute STATE of the Scorpion King in Returns, lol.
  10. 'Beauty and the Beast ... and if somebody else calls you 'Beast', I'll rip their lungs out'.
  11. The novel runs to almost 900 pages, so no wonder the Villeneuve adaps are lengthy movies (fully expecting the 3rd to be a 3 hour job at least). Lynch's original cut apparently ran to almost 4 hours, the studio balked and cut it back to 2 hours 15.
  12. 'This channel is reserved for emergencies, sir'. 'No shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a fuckin' PIZZA?!?'
  13. I reckon few of us expected to hear Bond be so ruthlessly cold about a woman (and one he was ready to resign from the Service for, to boot) in the mid-Noughties.
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