JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I can't post much now, but when the opportunity arose, I took it. It seems my sister lives rather close to Skywalker ranch, and the temptation was irresistable.Lets just say, that if my demands are not met, Lucas won't be attending and premiere's this late spring. Wish me luck.Joe, desperate and cornered in Kalifourkneea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Is posting about kidnapping someone at a public forum really a good idea?Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 2 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 It's especially foolhardy in that I don't think you'll find anyone who'll pay the ransom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 The fateful battle as George attempts to escape Joe.Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry B 50 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 OMG NO, you've kidnapped the genius behind Jar Jar Binks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Why is Mickey clearly wearing desert garb on Endor?Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 'Cause he's a friggin' mouse!Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 A mouse that wears clothing?Not too likely, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Indeed. Neil, the rodent dressed itself. Is this not enough for you? Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightscape94 965 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 All in favor of the mouse, say aye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Lewis 6 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 progress is being made, so far, we've managed to keep the police and media at bay.George is cooperating, reluctantly.Motivation has been simple, I've removed his left pinky one digit at a time.Here's what he's agreed to, no last minute edits of John's score for ROTS.In 2007 for the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, he will release his lastest Super Duper Extra Special Edition, and that DVD will also feature the Original 1977 version of the film. He still refuses to kill Jar Jar, but I am eyeing other body parts, he will agree.Later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Lewis 6 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Why don't you just make him hire Williams to score the Geonosis battle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,798 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Just what we needed.If ROTS is great, no purist will thank GL, they will turn to Joe instead.You screwed it all pal...Luke, who hopes this fares the same as ROTS, and Tow jedi are in their way to rescue the kidnapped Chancellor...I would get a saberproof armor, Count Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 2 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 In 2007 for the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, he will release his latest Super Duper Extra Special Edition, and that DVD will also feature the Original 1977 version of the film.You negotiate from a position of power. Hold out for the entire trilogy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 negotiations have failed, and since I must make my return to Little Rock, I've gone to plan C, anyone seen the ending to Harry, Portrait of a Serial Killer?There's a suit case on the side of the road on the 101 Hwy into San Fran.Its heavy, and moist, and in a few days its really going to stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 2 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 What did you do with the other chins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 6, 2005 Author Share Posted March 6, 2005 It was early so I had breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 2 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Ah, the Hungry Man Special...Tastes like chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fommes 154 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 In 2007 for the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, he will release his lastest Super Duper Extra Special Edition, and that DVD will also feature the Original 1977 version of the film. Oh dear, I hope it will also include the original 1997 special editions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 That was never a bargaining point, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 There's a suit case on the side of the road on the 101 Hwy into San Fran.Its heavy, and moist, and in a few days its really going to stint.Should we start calling you "BLT"?Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Kidnapped Lucas? Whats the point of that? Ransom?Who would actually want him back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 188 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Ben Burtt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 LOLOr Rick McCallum perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 LOLOr Rick McCallum perhaps?McCallum couldn't tie his shoe laces without Lucas. The man only comprehends hot to kiss ass and curse like a sailor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 188 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Yeah, he even let a fan into the recording session out of a mood... what an incompetent person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris ChrusherComix 46 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 At least you could have waited until after Episode III. Maybe you killed a genius who righted many wrongs with that final installment. -Chris, Who still is not pissed about the revised OT... but IS peeved about when the score is treated unfairly (which, we still don't know, may not even be all of Lucas' fault). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 he's in total control so its his fault, or was, but not anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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