krosstj 0 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Give me the reasons for my greatness. Don't be shy and don't hold back!
Morlock 12 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 The wonderful thing about krosstj, is that krosstj's a wonderful thing!
John Crichton 4 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 "This thread is the most pointless thing written since 'How to Learn French' was translated into French."
krosstj 0 Posted May 8, 2005 Author Posted May 8, 2005 All the time you need stewdog1, I know that my greatness can not be mearsured in mear off the cuff words.
Composer_Fan 2 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Lets talk about why KrossTJ is greatLet's don't and say we did.
Mr. Breathmask 624 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 "This thread is the most pointless thing written since 'How to Learn French' was translated into French."Wrong pic, John. That quote is from Blackadder the Third (Ink and Incapability).
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,388 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Stefancos: This thread is the most pointless thing written since 'How to Learn French' was translated into FrenchMr Breathmask: You haven't got anything personal against krosstj, have you My Lord Stefancos?Stefancos: Good Lord, Marc, not at all. In fact, I had never heard of him until you mentioned him just now.Mr Breathmask: But you do think he's a genius...?Stefancos: No, sir, I do not. Unless, of course, the definition of "genius" in his ridiculous Dictionary is "a fat dullard or wobblebottom; a pompous ass with sweatly dewflaps".Mr Breathmask: Ha. close shave there, then. Lucky you warned me. I was about to embrace this unholy arse to the Imperial bosom.Stefancos: I'm delighted to have been instrumental of keeping your bosom free of arses, Mr Breathmask.
Mr. Breathmask 624 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Stefancos: This thread is the most pointless thing written since 'How to Learn French' was translated into FrenchMr Breathmask: You haven't got anything personal against krosstj, have you My Lord Stefancos?Stefancos: Good Lord, Marc, not at all. In fact, I had never heard of him until you mentioned him just now.Mr Breathmask: But you do think he's a genius...?Stefancos: No, sir, I do not. Unless, of course, the definition of "genius" in his ridiculous Dictionary is "a fat dullard or wobblebottom; a pompous ass with sweatly dewflaps".Mr Breathmask: Ha. close shave there, then. Lucky you warned me. I was about to embrace this unholy arse to the Imperial bosom.Stefancos: I'm delighted to have been instrumental of keeping your bosom free of arses, Mr Breathmask.Why do you compare me to that utter clot, the Prince of Wales, who is thick as a whale omelet? :spiny:
fommes 165 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Why do you compare me to that utter clot, the Prince of Wales, who is thick as a whale omelet?But then again, this is coming from Mr Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky.
Hitch 60 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Mr Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky...u know...Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
JoeinAR 1,957 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 LETS SEE!!!you called me a liar in my thread, so why do I think you're great.I don't.your not.
Hitch 60 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Why do you compare me to that utter clot, the Prince of Wales, who is thick as a whale omelet? :spiny:Where can I get one of these whale omelettes? :micro:
John Crichton 4 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 "This thread is the most pointless thing written since 'How to Learn French' was translated into French."Wrong pic, John. That quote is from Blackadder the Third (Ink and Incapability). :spiny:I know, I just couldn't find a Series 3 pic that I liked.
Mr. Breathmask 624 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Alright then.I must say though, the Edmund Blackadder of BlackAdder II is still the best, because he was the worst scumbag of them all, and could afford to be one too. The smug beard and the eyebrow does the rest."Here is a purse of moneys.Which I'm not gonna give to you."- MarcP.S.: The I&I quote in question looks like this on screen:
John Crichton 4 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Yeah, he is a great scumbag in BA II. :spiny: But BA the Third has always been my favorite series. As cynical as Blackadder is, the character works best IMO when he's got someone trampling on him all the time. The Prince George/Blackadder/Baldrick dynamic in The Third is the best the show ever had, though Goes Fourth comes close. :spiny:
Mr. Breathmask 624 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Yes, the dynamic is great, but I prefer the utter scumback of II.My all-time favorite episode is Dish & Dishonesty, though, which is a BA the Third ep.
Composer_Fan 2 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Wow, 20 replies later, and this thread is still pointless, lol.~Tyler, who's playa-hating.
fommes 165 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 But BA the Third has always been my favorite series. As cynical as Blackadder is, the character works best IMO when he's got someone trampling on him all the time. The Prince George/Blackadder/Baldrick dynamic in The Third is the best the show ever had, though Goes Fourth comes close. I cannot agree more. The Ink and Incapability episode (the one with Samuel Johnson), especially, is my favorite. It's a huge rollercoaster of an episode, complete with saucy gypsy women thrown in.
Justin 2 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 I'd say Black Adder: Goes Fourth is my favorite. Probably because of Steven Fry.Justin - Who's favorite episode is the one with the slanderous PIGEON MURDERER!
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,388 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Ah, tally-ho, yippety-dip and zing zang spillip! Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
John Crichton 4 Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Crikey! I'm looking forward to today. Up-diddly-up, down-diddly-down, whoops-poop, twiddly-dee, a decent scrap with the fiendish Red Baron, a bit of a jolly old crash landing behind enemy lines, capture, torture, escape and then back home in time for tea and medals.
Justin 2 Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 "Permission to scream "Bravo" at an annoyingly lound volume, Sir.""Granted.""BRAVO!"Justin
John Crichton 4 Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 You know, if there's one thing I've learned from being in the army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a major: got pooh-poohed; made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh -- he pooh-poohed it. Fatal error! Because it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers, who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment -- morale totally destroyed...by pooh-pooh!
Mr. Breathmask 624 Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Always treat your kite like you treat your woman: get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!Woof!
Justin 2 Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Bit of a long one but oh well.... General Melchett: [explaining why they can't rescue Captain Blackadder] Now George, you remember when I came down to visit you when you were a nipper, for your sixth birthday? You used to have a lovely little rabbit, beautiful little thing, do you remember?Lieutenant George: Flossie.General Melchett: That's right, Flossie! Do you remember what happened to Flossie?Lieutenant George: You shot him.General Melchett: That's right! It was the kindest thing to do after he'd been run over by that car.Lieutenant George: By *your* car, sir.General Melchett: Yes, by my car. But that, too, was an act of mercy when you remember that that dog had been set on him.Lieutenant George: *Your* dog, sir.General Melchett: Yes, yes, my dog. But what I'm trying to say, George, is that the state young Flossie was in after we'd scraped him off my front tyre, is very much the state that young Blackadder will be in now: if not very nearly dead, then very actually dead!Lieutenant George: Permission for lip to wobble, sir?General Melchett: Permission granted. Justin
Greg1138 3 Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Permission to shout "Hurrah" in an annoyingly loud voice?
Greg1138 3 Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 DUMB THREAD TITLE!Oh - no - got it wrong again........or did I???
krosstj 0 Posted May 11, 2005 Author Posted May 11, 2005 Street RAT, I don't by THAT. IF only they'd look closer......Would they see a poor boy? no sire, they'd find out, there's so much more too...me......
krosstj 0 Posted May 11, 2005 Author Posted May 11, 2005 M.I.C.K.E.Y. M.O.U.S.E. A Score, EVERYBODY!!!! Micky Mouse a SCORE..HANS ZIMMER..... La la la la la....
krosstj 0 Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 Oh, what did we ever do to you?It's what you haven't been doing for me lately, ENDER!
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