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Just want to say that ugly people are also welcome to caption screen caps. - Asshole Advertising Mogul Blume N. Kohl Jr. III CEO and Chairman of Caption Contest Enterprises™ "We Make Tomorrow A Better Yesterday"

Forget it, Data. It's Chinatown.

The Prestige: It's still okay. Alexandre

Plenty of stuff in the quotes section... take your pick: If those are to be the first of many injuries to come, it would be wise to find a suitable excuse. Polo, for instance. In the, uh, meantime, Sir, may I suggest you try to avoid landing on your head? What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log? You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. Apply your own bloody suntan lotion. Did you get mauled by a tiger? - It was a dog.