Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 "I'm gonna hunt you down, and shoot you, like a duck." "It's 'dog', Buford." Groovygoth666 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 'Spider-pig, spider-pig Does whatever a spider-pig can Can he swing on a web? No he can't, he's a pig'. Naïve Old Fart and Groovygoth666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted March 8 Popular Post Share Posted March 8 "They're filming midgets!" "You're an inanimate fucking object!" "Fucking Bruges." JTN, Groovygoth666 and Naïve Old Fart 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,401 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 "We're on an express elevator the hell! GOING DOWN!" Naïve Old Fart and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 "Wzaaat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 “See you at the party, Richter!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 What do they call it when you kill people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,466 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck, it's a COCK! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the Huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willy! A weenie! Mr. Jiggledaddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the Twins. Rumpleforeskin. He made it! It's made from dildough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 "Sir, I'm afraid you gone mad with power." "Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring! No one listens to you!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,466 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Pilot: Dick! Dick: Yeah? Pilot: Take a look outta starboard. Dick: Oh my God! It looks like a huge— Birdwatching Woman: Pecker! Birdwatching Man: Ooh, where? Birdwatching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, that looks like someone's— Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT. IT IS A LONG, SMOOTH SHAFT, COMPLETE WITH— Baseball Umpire: TWO BALLS! [looking up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous— Teacher in China: Wang! Pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying— Musician: Willie! Willie Nelson: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant— Colonel: Johnson! Johnson: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. A little bit later: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil? Johnson: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge— Teacher: Penis! The male reproductive organ. Also known as "tallywhacker", "schlong", or— Barbecuing Dad: Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener? Son: Dad, what's that? Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great, big— Peanut Vendor at Baseball Game: NUTS! HOT, SALTY NUTS! WHO WANTS SOME? ...Lord Almighty! Woman: That looks just like my husband's— Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER! STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE ONE-EYED MONSTER! One-Eyed Monster: [bursts out of tent] RAAAR! ...Hey, what's that? It looks like a big— Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have your autograph? Woody: Sure, no problem. ...Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing! Fan: It's so big... Woody: I've seen bigger. That's— Dr. Evil: [holding a syringe] Just a little prick! [injects Mini-Me] It's a flu shot! You've been in the coldness of space. I don't want you to get sick. Groovygoth666 and OneBuckFilms 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 "Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Well, what is it, baby? Spitz, or Swallows? JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 “We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?” Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 "You take a big risk by encouraging them to be artists, John. When they realize they're not Rembrandts, Shakespeares or Mozarts, they'll hate you for it." "We're not talking artists, George, we're talking freethinkers." "Freethinkers at seventeen?" "Funny — I never pegged you as a cynic." "Not a cynic, a realist. "Show me the heart unfettered by foolish dreams, and I'll show you a happy man."" "But only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be." "Tennyson?" "No, Keating." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 “Son of a bitch… He stole my line.” Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 "That's a super philosophy, Will. That way you can go through your entire life without having to ever really know anybody" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,401 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 What does three up and three down mean to you, airman? End of an inning? JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 “You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.” Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen G. 3,950 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Seeing as this thread turned mostly to laugh lines, possibly the funniest comic relief ever in a movie: Quote The Lord tells me he get me out of this mess. But he's pretty sure...you're fucked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 "THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RÉSUMÉ!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 "You're one ugly motherfucker!" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 "Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 “What we do in life... echoes in eternity.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 "You like my hair? I had it done, Clint Eastwood style. You see OUTLAW YOSEY WALES? Hey, hey, what a flick." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 10 Author Share Posted March 10 “Miss Teschmacher, some people can read "War and Peace" and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.“ Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 I know it's not a movie quote, but... "Use of a sw-what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 "Nervous?" "Yes." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times." Naïve Old Fart and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 "Why, you speak treason!" - "Fluently." Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 11 Author Share Posted March 11 “Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.” “Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.” Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 11 Author Share Posted March 11 “During this fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys killing each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 11 Popular Post Share Posted March 11 “Victims? Don’t be melodramatic. Look down there. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stop moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand for every dot that stops, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax. The only way you can save money nowadays.” Tallguy, Marian Schedenig and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around, once in a while, you could miss it." Groovygoth666 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 “Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!" JTN and Tallguy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 "This will not stand, man. This aggression will not stand." Groovygoth666 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 "That rug really tied the room together did it not? " JTN and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 "Can't do it, Sally." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 “Joygasm!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 "Let's try another idea that doesn't involve your ten year-old sister joining the army!" JTN and Groovygoth666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 “Remember Sammy Jankis.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 "DON'T STAND THERE GAWPIN'! LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE HAND O' GOD BEFORE!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JTN 2,033 Posted March 13 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 13 “I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important.” Tallguy, Naïve Old Fart and Groovygoth666 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 13 Popular Post Share Posted March 13 "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!" Sweeping Strings, JTN and Groovygoth666 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 13 Popular Post Share Posted March 13 16 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!" 'Come out with your hands above your heads!' 'How original.' 'I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur ... a relic of the Cold War' 'Point taken.' 'How well do you know Russia, Mr Bond?' 'I used to drop in occasionally ... shoot in and out.' 'How can you be like this? How can you be so cold?' 'It's what keeps me alive.' 'For England, James?' 'No ... for me.' Naïve Old Fart, Groovygoth666 and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrox 6,651 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT. Naïve Old Fart and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JTN 2,033 Posted March 13 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 13 “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...“ Naïve Old Fart, Tallguy and Groovygoth666 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,549 Posted March 13 Popular Post Share Posted March 13 "DON'T! You'll blow the gas tanks!" "I am timing you." "I had to ventilate someone." "She tasted like... like strawberries." "Don't touch that! It's my lunch." "They say 'The pen is mightier than the sword'." "Thanks to me, they were right." Groovygoth666, Sweeping Strings and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,033 Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 “Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?” “I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.“ Groovygoth666 and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 "Better luck next time, slugheads." Naïve Old Fart and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 "'e's not my son! 'e's too ugly to be my son!" Naïve Old Fart and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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