Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,556 Posted March 17 Popular Post Share Posted March 17 "That's for blasphemy!" Groovygoth666, JTN and Bellosh 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 "The quest for the Grail is not archaeology; it's a race against evil! If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the Earth! Do you understand me?" Bellosh and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,365 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Another smattering of Bond, I think. 'When do you sleep, 007?' 'Never on the firm's time, Sir.' 'What sharp little eyes you've got.' 'Wait 'til you get to my teeth.' 'I'm Plenty.' 'But of course you are.' 'Plenty O'Toole.' 'Named after your father, perhaps'. 'It's just a hat belonging to a small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken.' 'You couldn't. You wouldn't. Not after what we've just done.' 'Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you BEFORE.' 'I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak, or forever hold your piece.' 'Have you broken anything?' 'Only my tailor's heart.' 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.' 'That's putting it mildly, 007.' JTN and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,556 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Some more "What a helpful chap" "Moneypenny, next time I see you, I going to put you over my knee" "On yoghurt and lemon juice? I can hardly wait" "What happened?" "He got the boot!" "In London, April's a spring month" "Oh, yeah? What are you, the weather man?" "Put him on the next flight to Moscow... in the diplomatic bag" "What did he promise you? His heart? Give her his heart" "What an terrible waste... of money" "You think you're in some banana republic? All that scumbag money won't do you a bit of good, here" ... and my favourite: "WE'RE NOT A COUNTRY CLUB, 007!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,556 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 "How do I get back down?" (silence) "Oh, shit!... huh." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force flow around you. Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, yes, even between the land and the ship." JTN and Tallguy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,365 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "ConcenTRAAAAAAAATE!" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Solo 18 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Before time began, there was a cube" Groovygoth666 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "No sacrifice, no victory" Ham Solo and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Solo 18 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Special division of the government called Sector Seven." "Never heard of it." "Never will." Ham Solo and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Solo 18 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Shut Up Grandma, Drink Your Prune Juice!" Groovygoth666 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!" JTN and Ham Solo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Solo 18 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet? Epps: Pocket! Lennox: Which pocket? Epps: MY BACK POCKET! Lennox: You got like ten back pockets! Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HunterTech 994 Posted March 20 Popular Post Share Posted March 20 "I ate the whole plate. The whole plate!" Groovygoth666, Ham Solo and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,556 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Listen, kiddo, James Kirk was many things, but he was never a boy scout." JTN and Groovygoth666 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "KHHAAAAAANNN!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,365 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Khan, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?" Groovygoth666 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "... Kirk... Kirk you're still alive my old friend?" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,402 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 4 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "Listen, kiddo, James Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a boy scout." Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,556 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 2 hours ago, Tallguy said: How dare you!!!!!!! Spoiler Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,365 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 7 hours ago, Groovygoth666 said: "... Kirk... Kirk you're still alive my old friend?" "Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,402 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Khan? I'm laughing at the superior intellect. Groovygoth666 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,556 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik. The odds will be even." JTN and Groovygoth666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,211 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "You have to learn why things work on a starship." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,556 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Can I get a 'hello'? Confusing handshake? Kick in the teeth?" "I hate coming here" "Is that why you always act like such a dick?" "That's not how you're going to get through to him" "What are you? My mother? Or yours?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,365 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,211 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 9 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said: "You have to learn why things work on a starship." …actually, I've just only now grasped the brilliance of this quote. I shall print it out at the office tomorrow to have it handy in the many situations where I can use it. Naïve Old Fart and Tallguy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,402 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 I'm aware of my responsibilities, Mister. ----------------------- Any suggestions, Admiral? Prayer, Mister Saavik. The Klingons don't take prisoners. Lights! ----------------------- Permission to speak candidly, sir? Granted. I don't believe this was a fair test of my command abilities. And why not? Because. There was no way to win. A no win situation is a possibility every commander may face. Has that never occurred to you? No sir. It has not. How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say? As I indicated, Admiral, that thought had not occurred to me. JTN and Groovygoth666 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 4 hours ago, Faleel said: "Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target." "Perhaps I no longer need to try Admiral" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,365 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Please tell me what you're feeling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "There’s a man out there I haven’t seen in fifteen years who’s trying to kill me. You show me a son that’d be happy to help him. My son. My life that could have been and wasn’t. And what am I feeling? Old – worn out." Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,365 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Let me show you something that will make you feel young as when the world was new." Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,211 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter, the four million-year-old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,365 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Jim, be careful." "*We* will." Tallguy and Groovygoth666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "No! ...No! You can't get away. ...From Hell's heart, ...I stab at thee. For hate's sake I spit my last breath ...at thee." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,402 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 50 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said: "Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter, the four million-year-old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery." My God. It's full of stars! JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Ship ...out of danger?" "Yes." "Don't grieve, Admiral, ...it is logical. The needs of the many ...outweigh..." "...the needs of the few." "Or the one. ... I never took the Kobayashi Maru test ...until now. What do you think of my solution?" "Spock!" "I have been ...and always shall be ...your friend. ...Live long ...and prosper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,402 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Just now, Groovygoth666 said: "No! ...No! You can't get away. ...From Hell's heart, ...I stab at thee. For hate's sake I spit my last breath ...at thee." Then, a sail appeared; It was the Rachel. The Rachel who in her long melancholy search for her missing children found... another orphan. The drama's done. All are departed away. The great shroud of the sea rolls over the Pequod, her crew, and Moby Dick. I only am escaped alone, to tell thee. Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,211 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 29 minutes ago, Tallguy said: 1 hour ago, Marian Schedenig said: "Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter, the four million-year-old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery." My God. It's full of stars! Wrong film! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,402 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 1 hour ago, Marian Schedenig said: Wrong film! Piece of pie! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "He's really not dead. As long as we remember him." "'It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before. ...A far better resting place that I go to than I have ever known'." "Is that a poem?" "No, no. Something Spock was trying to tell me. On my birthday." "You okay, Jim? How do you feel?" "Young. I feel young." Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ham Solo 18 Posted March 21 Popular Post Share Posted March 21 "I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!" Groovygoth666, JTN and Tallguy 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" Ham Solo and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Solo 18 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "Yo asshole! This muthafucka's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse shit jumpin' off here!" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,556 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "Who's holding up the damn elevator?" Groovygoth666 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "Did she change her hairstyle?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,365 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "Dear Lord. You think we're intelligent enough to... suppose... what if this thing were used where life already exists?" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 672 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "It would destroy such life in favour of its new matrix." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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