Groovygoth666 716 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 "Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 “Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.“ Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 “- What's your name, dude? - Uh, Mar… Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. - What kind of stupid name is that?“ Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted April 29 Author Share Posted April 29 “I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 "I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!" "Give the Governor a harrumph!" "Harrumph!" "You watch your ass." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 "Freeze!... or the black guy gets it." JTN and Groovygoth666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 "Oh, baby, you're so talented... and they are so dumb" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 “When I was your age, I put on twenty pounds of pure unadulterated blitz-the-quarterback-and-rip-his-head-off muscle, Russell!“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 "- Wear your jewels to bed, Princess? - Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you? - Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist." Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 "I don't care if 'e's Muhammad 'I'm 'ard' Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters. You're on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it, when it breaks. Now, fuck off." Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me." JTN and Naïve Old Fart 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 “Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 "Silence or you will be held in contempt of this court" "I have nothing BUT contempt for this court!" HunterTech 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 1 Author Share Posted May 1 “General, would you care to step outside?“ Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 "Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn how to use a doorknob?" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 "You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 1 Author Share Posted May 1 “Sixteen years of marriage and my wife still won't eat Chinese food. It's crazy, especially since we met in a Chinese restaurant.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,410 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 "Viggo will kill me!" "Uh huh" "....Yeah..." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 As quoted by yours truly, at school, today: "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think whether they should." Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 "I WANT THE TRUTH!" "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall. We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!" Naïve Old Fart and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 "I'm of a mind to make some mookie. Heh, heh, heh... 'phone book." Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 "What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS? This town needs an enema!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 "Do you wonna know how I got these scars?" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 - The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him? - Yes. - How? - We burned the forest down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,398 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 'With all due respect M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job'. 'Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time'. JTN and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 "What's he doing?" "His job." "Listen here, talk here." "That's what I've been doing wrong, all these years." JTN and Sweeping Strings 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 “Roy Knable, private dick. Well, better than being a public dick.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 "I am timing you." (I get dirty looks, when I use that, at work ) JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,598 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Not from a movie but still very funny when you consider who said these lines: "I've dwelled among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small, it's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,496 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 it's only an island if you look at it from the water. 🥴 ....that makes a lotta sense. JTN and Groovygoth666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 2 Author Share Posted May 2 - Those people are trying to kill us! - I know, Dad!! - This is a new experience for me. - It happens to me all the time. Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 "You call this archaeology?" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,496 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 WE'RE NOT HERE TO DO THE DECENT THING WE'RE HERE TO FOLLOW FUCKING ORDERS! HE WAS ON THE GROUND BEFORE WE HEARD THE SHOT! I wouldn't venture out there fellas, this sniper's got talent. JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,839 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 "But if people love poetry, they love poets. And nobody loves poetry like a Russian." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 "Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes?" "No, no that one I save just for me." "Earn this.... Earn it" JTN and Naïve Old Fart 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,839 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 "There are many decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 "In case I don't die." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 716 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 "If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 "I hate coming here." "Is that why you always act like such a dick?" "That's not how you're going to get through to him." "What are you? My mother... or yours?" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 3 Author Share Posted May 3 - Do you ever feel lonely? - Only around people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,398 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 'You get as much pleasure from killing as I do, why not just admit it?' 'I admit killing you would be a pleasure'. Naïve Old Fart and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperivm 151 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 "I can't lie about your chances, but... you have my sympathies" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 3 Author Share Posted May 3 We could make a game out of this, guessing each quote, but it would require not cheating, and I’m not sure that all of us can do that. Like this comment if you want to give the guessing game a try. Tallguy and Imperivm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,486 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 11 minutes ago, JTN said: We could make a game out of this, guessing each quote, but it would require not cheating, and I’m not sure that all of us can do that. Like this comment if you want to give the guessing game a try. Yeah. That'll do nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 "Ah! Mushrooms." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,209 Posted May 3 Author Share Posted May 3 1 hour ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "Ah! Mushrooms." The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,486 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 It's like playing stump the band! Speaking of which: "The BAND!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,240 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 13 minutes ago, Tallguy said: "The BAND!" "Do you see the light!" Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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