Justin 2 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A fun MB game I learned. It's quite simple, someone makes a ludicrous and false statement about Harry Potter...movies, scores, or anything relating to Harry Potter and the next person that posts has to write a sentence or so proving it. Hopefully there'll be some interest here. Example....Hagrid is addicted to weed.--------------Well obviously. He spends all his time in that little hut of his, claiming that he's just having "toasted oregano sandwiches" Obviously in the magical world "flesh eating slug repelent" is slang for "dope." He needs help.Here's one to start us off. _________________________________________________Hedwig and Fawkes are actually the same bird.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 As in real weed, as he is the grounds keeper.Luna Lovegood, is secretly hot for Ginny Weasly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry B 50 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Hedwig and Fawkes are actually the same bird.You never see them together (this is also why Argus Filch = Arabella Figg). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Hedwig and Fawkes are actually the same bird.They have the two best concert tracks of the HP series.New one:Dumbledore and McGonagall are having an affair.~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Dumbledore and McGonagall are having an affair.Why else do you think she sat on a brick wall waiting for him all day? Disguised as a pussy...cat no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted November 27, 2005 Author Share Posted November 27, 2005 When you prove something then you can make a statement.That's you, Marc. Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Umm... Fang is actually Regelus Black in disguise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted November 27, 2005 Author Share Posted November 27, 2005 Reguelus Fang Black. Animagus just like his...brother (Cousin?) Apparently dogs are a running motif in the family.Justin------------------Dumbledore stole the Mirror of Erised after the end of SS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 He just wanted those socks...He eventually became so obsessed by the socks that it led to his fatal mistakes in book 5 and 6.-----------------The final Horcrux is a pair of socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 (this is also why Argus Filch = Arabella Figg). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Sure, there were only so many valuable items left in the house of Gaunt, so Tom took the last thing he had left from his mother.------------------------Albus Dumbledore is really John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 "Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!"Kreacher is Dobby's evil twin brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Albus Dumbledore is really John Williams.BTW, this sadly proves the long dreaded fact that John Williams is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Kreacher is Dobby's evil twin brother.There was a genetic experiment, and all the good genes went into Dobby. Everything that was left comprised Kreacher.---------------Harry is really his own father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 But he will never truly leave us while those loyal remain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 But he will never truly leave us while those loyal remain!Those brave men of Gryffindor, Gondor, Theodor and Trapdor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Erm... we have to *prove* the statements, not just comment on them.Harry is really his own father.He has the same hair, the same temper... Snape obviously knows it, too, why else would he be so mad about Harry. It's also why Voldemort was after Harry instead of just killing his father before his birth - because that's exactly what he was trying to do by killing Harry.-------------------------Professor Flitwick is a portkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Professor Flitwick is a portkey.He touches himself (interperet that however you want ) and between the CoS and PoA movies, is transported to a barbershop.-------------------------Everyone in the Wizarding World is the same person, using a combination of Aging Potions, Polyjuice Potions, and Time-Turners.~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 You're contradicting yourself, Sturgis. If everyone was the same person, there'd be no hairs (or whatever) from other persons to put into a polyjuice potion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 But leaving that point aside, according to Occam's Razor the simplest explanation for something is also the most likely one. So why should multiple people exist when it's totally sufficient that one person exists? (Here the math comes into play too, as this whole scenario can be described using an axiomatic wizard, a set of transformations (potions, spells, ...), and applying a ring-structure (modulo timeturner)).(Side note: of course Hermione learnt this in Arithmancy, so she took advantage of it by flirting with herself in form of Viktor Krum to make Ron jealous. But, as Ron is really herself, she's quite a schizoid person. BTW this also means the shipping scene has nothing more to complain, as everyone is in love with everyone (though hating everyone at the same time... still with me?))------------------------Hagrid's rock cookies are really... um, you don't want to know that, 'nother one:Regulus Black is really Harry's godfather, and Sirius got killed by Voldmort years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 The tagline for book 7: "The map never lies. Except this time." That's hard to prove as it's plausible (if not cheesy!).Voldemort ≥ Colin Creevey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Umm, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Regulus Black is really Harry's godfather, and Sirius got killed by Voldmort years ago.Harry never saw Sirius on the Marauder's Map. Since he is in fact Regulus, and Harry never knew of Regulus until OOTP, from when on neither entered Hogwarts, we can assume that it was Regulus, since Harry wouldn't have recognised him on the map. As everybody seems to be happy to accept him being Sirius, we can further conclude that the two brothers are similar in appearance, and hence that they have been "swapped".-----------------Hermione's wand contains one of Snape's hairs.(PS: I replaced my original claim after I realized that it seems actually true when watching the movies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 The proof is the tagline of book 7:"The (marauder) map never lies. Except this time"....Forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 Hermione's wand contains one of Snape's hairs.I suppose this could be explained by Hermione's brilliance at potions. Perhaps Snape is a Unicorn, he always had that pale....horsey look about him. ------------------Mrs. Norris is actually McGonagal.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composer_Fan 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Mrs. Norris is actually McGonagal. That explains why that loon Filch is still employed at Hogwarts. -----William Ross composed all of the music from CoS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Both are (at times) cats, and it's obvious that the "Mrs" in "Mrs Norris" must have a deeper meaning. Also, Mrs Norris does just what McGonnagal does: Keeping a strict eye on the students and the Hogwarts rules. Obvious, really. I prefer not to elaborate on her relationship with Filch.--------------Fred and George are in reality triplets, assuming each others identity in turns, but not even Ginny and their brothers know about this, as it would considerably strengthen Voldemort's influence this secret got out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 William Ross composed all of the music from CoSThere is no evidence of this....none....none whatsoever. Preposterous idea...tomfoolery....Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composer_Fan 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 William Ross composed all of the music from CoSThere is no evidence of this....none....none whatsoever. Preposterous idea...tomfoolery....JustinProve it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 Because I've never heard Ross write a score as good as CoS before or since then. Because on the album cover it says "Music Composed By John Williams". Because on the night in question Mr. Ross was infact having drinks with me in the 3 Broomsticks. I drugged him, tied him up, covered him with my invisibility cloak, hired a rather nasty troll named Earl to guard him for 7 days and 7 nights, stole three of Ross's hairs and, using polyjuice potion, transformed into Mr. Ross and conducted the LSO myself!--------------------------------Hagrid is actually John Williams.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Hagrid is actually John Williams. He played "Hedwig's Theme" on the recorder during the shooting of the first film. Who else would've known the theme at that point?--------------------Neville's toad Trevor is actually an animagus in disguise; his true form is Delores Umbridge.Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Neville's toad Trevor is actually an animagus in disguise; his true form is Delores Umbridge.Ray BarnsburyWhy else would McGonagall look like she wanted to stomp on it in PS as Neville retrieves it from her feet? Added to that, Trev was "hem hem"ming at the trio when they leave the common room to go through the trap-door. In hindsight, she's not particularly good at being incognito; she looks like a toad 24/7.------------------The Dark Wizard Grindelwald, whom Dumbledore defeated in 1945, was none other than......... .......Eva Braun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 The Dark Wizard Grindelwald, whom Dumbledore defeated in 1945, was none other than......... .......Eva Braun.Because Eva Braun died in 1945 and so did Grindelwald. So they have to be the same person. -------------Dumbledore's transforms all the Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers into bobblehead statuettes at the end of each year.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Dumbledore's transforms all the Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers into bobblehead statuettes at the end of each year. We all know he's really just a crazy old coot. These bobbleheads were the items Harry broke in his rage at the end of OotP; he just didn't notice what they were, through his fury. That's why Dumbledore didn't seem to mind that they were being destroyed.-------------The mission Dumbledore sent Hagrid and Madame Maxime on at the end of GoF was actually to find and destroy the first Horcrux.Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisAfonso 186 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Grawp is a horcrux? But they still have to destroy him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 But you know Hagrid: "Vastly misunderstood objects, them Horcruxes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Fred and George are in reality triplets, assuming each others identity in turns, but not even Ginny and their brothers know about this, as it would considerably strengthen Voldemort's influence this secret got out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 Fred and George are in reality triplets, assuming each others identity in turns, but not even Ginny and their brothers know about this, as it would considerably strengthen Voldemort's influence this secret got out.This must be true as they are nothing more than boring unfunny gits in the first two films and then hillarious, outgoing, young pranksters in the 3rd and 4th. They disposed of this "unfunny twin" at the end of the third film by feeding him to the whomping willow.-----------------Ron is a woman.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composer_Fan 2 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ^His hair is long for a reason, and he was jealous of Hermione stealing his dream date, Viktor Krum at the Yule Ball. He's more than a fan of Krum's Quidditch skills.....----------Hogsmeade is a communist community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Hogsmeade is a communist community.Everyone seems too happy...there's no poverty, and no wealthy 1%. It's all equal!@$#*&! Plus, Rosmerta seems rather too forceful towards Fudge in PoA....she's much more than a simple pub owner, mark my words....---------- Harry Potter is not an only child.Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 Neville Longbottom Potter. Yes. They're twins born on the same day. Sirius took Neville to the Longbottoms to protect from Voldemort right after this he was confronted by Wormtail. While Voldemort confronted the Potters.-----------------------Dumbledore is a Power Ranger.Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composer_Fan 2 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Dumbledore is a Power Ranger. That's where I have to draw the line.~Tyler, pass.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Many 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Dumbledore is a Power Ranger.Dumbledore was once the Transfiguration teacher, and most people agree that he is likely an Animagus, a form of self-transfiguration, less formally known as "morphin". None doubt Dumbledore's "power", he is indeed a "mighty" wizard.Q. E. D.----------------JK Rowling is currently in talks with Stephen Sondheim to turn The Sorcerer's Stone into a big Broadway musical, starring Adam Pascal, Anthony Rapp and Idina Menzel as the trio.Anthony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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