Caption Contest #9

[BLUMENKOHL 1,087]

LAST WEEK'S WINNERS:

"Trouble at Joe's Pick Your Own Seafood Emporium" - Jason LeBlanc

"Hayden Christensen's stand-in takes his job a little bit too seriously." - crocodile

"Tony Starks' repeated rejections convinced Pepper Potts to find her own iron men to satisfy her fetish for multicultural MMF threesomes." - Wojo

And the winner of the "The Image We Did Not Expect to Turn So Perverted" Award Goes to:

"Wait...that's what boobs do in zero-G?" - Datameister

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THIS WEEK'S IMAGES:

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[Wojo 2,458]

You see, Quint, if you tickle him in the nose, he'll barely notice you.

[Ollie 1,324]

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"Hobbits, they're so cute.... I wonder how they taste?"

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"Tonight Harry you can call me Albus, tonight we live like real men!"

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"The shark is working!! The shark is working... ...oh god, help!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!"

[Muad'Dib 1,959]

"Humans are friends, not food."

"The irony..."

"Why are you all smiling at me? ... Oh..."

[Luke Skywalker 2,244]

vigo mortensen's head seems pasted in that pic, the angle is just wrong isnt it? or it seems to be a flat image

[Jay 43,254]

Yay my first ever caption wins! What happened to the running leaderboard, btw?

[BLUMENKOHL 1,087]

I decided to save it for every 10 or so weeks, hopefully to emphasize this is more for fun, and competition second. So next week it'll be back. I'm still tallying scores in the background.

Think of it as a sort of "Whose Line Is It Anyway" and the points don't matter.

[SF1_freeze 136]

Gandalf: Even the smallest one can fulfill it's purpose

Frodo: Hey don't laugh, give me back my pants!

[Melange 448]

Merry - "Congraulations on your Bris Milah, Mr Frodo!"

Onlookers - "Mazeltov! Mazeltov!"

[gkgyver 1,647]

"You see Harry, an animagus does not only turn into animals. Me, I turn into a redheaded, voluptious, balldraining slut. Part-time, of course."

The Fellowship celebrates Frodo's defloration.

Frodo: "It didn't hurt at all!"

Gandalf: "You see, you are a most hardy folk!"

[Greg1138 3]

Potter finds that these days he is not able to stand quite as close to such images as once he was.....

...and hopes one day to require some binoculars so that he may be like the one who looks like him in that play about the horse that Hagrid took him to see during half-term...

Aaragorn felt that out of the nine of them in the room, the two that stood to his right were the most supportive...

The tourist was starting to wonder if he should have paid more attention to the tour-guide, as attempting to kick the shark in the eye at the same time as picking its nose seemed to be having little effect...

[Koray Savas 2,255]

"Tonight Make A Little Magic With Your Big Wand"

Dumbledore: Welcome to Picking Up Witches 101, Harry.

Harry: I'd like to Expecto her Petronum.

[Wojo 2,458]

Harry: So Professor, what you're telling me is that she does nothing for you?

Dumbledore: Nope.

[BLUMENKOHL 1,087]

vigo mortensen's head seems pasted in that pic, the angle is just wrong isnt it? or it seems to be a flat image

That's a screen cap from the actual movie...soo....maybe Vigo wasn't there for that scene and that is indeed composited?

[crocodile 9,250]

"...and then Sam said: 'I love you, Mr. Frodo. But please don't tell anyone'."

"Trust me, Harry. It is the only wand you'll ever need."

"Who would have thought jumping the shark would one day become such a difficult challange?"

Karol

[Wojo 2,458]

Nobody seemed to notice that Gimli had not yet joined the midget orgy on display.