JTN 2,034 Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 "- Fire's got the temperature up all over the camp. Won't last long though. - Neither will we. - How will we make it? - Maybe we shouldn't. - If you're worried about me... - If we've got any surprises for each other, I don't think we're in much shape to do anything about it. - Well, what do we do? - Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?" Groovygoth666 and Naïve Old Fart 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 "I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is." Naïve Old Fart and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,034 Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 “Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." Tallguy and Groovygoth666 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,550 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "I am invincible!" Groovygoth666 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!" JTN and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,550 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "Good luck." "Luck is not a factor." JTN and Tallguy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,034 Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 “- So... what do you do? - What do I do? I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, a plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power and it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet.“ Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 14 Popular Post Share Posted March 14 'That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch. It's his revenge for all those arguments he lost'. Groovygoth666, JTN and Naïve Old Fart 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,034 Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 “The royal penis is clean, your Highness.“ Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,550 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "That's my family, Kay. That's not me." JTN and Tallguy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,034 Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 'There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job".' Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,080 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 I could have done more. JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,550 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "He made me do it. He tun-gun-mun-dun do it" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels." "This chick, Marla Singer, did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar." "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner." "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." "His name is Robert Paulsen." "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." "I still can't think of anything." - "Ah... flashback humor." "You met me at a very strange time in my life." Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Megatron: "Prime!" Optimus Prime: "One shall stand, one shall fall." Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" Optimus: "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron." Megatron: "No! I'll crush you with my bare hands!" Megatron: "No more Optimus Prime, grant me mercy I beg of YOoUu!" Optimus: "You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff." Megatron: "I would have waited an eternity for this! It's over, Prime." Optimus: "NEVER!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,222 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 I give it another two pages before someone posts a complete screenplay. JTN and Naïve Old Fart 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JTN 2,034 Posted March 15 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 15 “I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...” Naïve Old Fart, Tallguy and Groovygoth666 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Solo 18 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 "Why so serious?" Groovygoth666 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 15 Popular Post Share Posted March 15 On 14/03/2024 at 11:08 PM, JTN said: “I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...” Given your avvy, waiting until the third page to post this shows admirable restraint JTN. 'Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.' 'Intent? How did you establish that?' 'When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.' Naïve Old Fart, JTN and Groovygoth666 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 15 Popular Post Share Posted March 15 "Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy." "Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy." Tallguy, JTN and Sweeping Strings 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,034 Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 “The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePenitentMan1 744 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 "A million bucks worth of weaponry, and I'd trade it all back... for a lousy... can of raid." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,550 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 "Helmet! So, at last we meet, for the first time, for the last time." Groovygoth666 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 "My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun." JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,550 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 "Zay belong here Mozambique" JTN and Groovygoth666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 “My boy, I’ve lost him and I never told him anything. I just wasn’t ready Marcus. Five minutes would have been enough.” Bellosh and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,419 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 4 minutes ago, Groovygoth666 said: “My boy, I’ve lost him and I never told him anything. I just wasn’t ready Marcus. Five minutes would have been enough.” i'm fighting the urge to turn this into a Last Crusade quote-athon!! but screw it.... "I THOUGHT I LOST YOU, BOY!" Groovygoth666 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 minute ago, Bellosh said: i'm fighting the urge to turn this into a Last Crusade quote-athon!! but fuck it.... "I THOUGHT I LOST YOU, BOY!" Just got back from seeing it in the cinema, just so good on the big screen! "Do you remember the last time we had a quiet drink?. I had a milkshake ..." JTN and Bellosh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,419 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 2 minutes ago, Groovygoth666 said: Just got back from seeing it in the cinema, just so good on the big screen! "Do you remember the last time we had a quiet drink?. I had a milkshake ..." "ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SQUEEZE!" "All i have to do is scream." JTN and Groovygoth666 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 16 Popular Post Share Posted March 16 2 minutes ago, Bellosh said: "ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SQUEEZE!" "All i have to do is scream." "But if you are Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!" ThePenitentMan1, Bellosh and JTN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,419 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, Groovygoth666 said: "But if you are Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!" "Who? Attila the Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a school boy." dude the lines in that movie are unreal. Groovygoth666 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, Bellosh said: "Who? Attila the Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a school boy." dude the lines in that movie are unreal. Definitely, love the dialogue in this one, especially Snr and Jrs. The only lines I have a problem with are "Fraulein, will you permit me?" "I usually don't." "I usually don't either." "In that case I permit you." "It would make me very happy.* "But I am already sad, by tomorrow it will have faded." "Tomorrow I'll steal you another one." I don't know if it's the delivery or the writing but something just feels off in that exchange. But all the other lines of dialogue are perfect! Bellosh and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Faleel 5,358 Posted March 16 Popular Post Share Posted March 16 dad. what. Dad! What? DAD! WHAT!? Groovygoth666, ThePenitentMan1, Bellosh and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 "Our situation has not improved" JTN and Bellosh 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,206 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 "11 o'clock! Dad, 11 o'clock!" - "What happens at 11 o'clock?" - "Twelve! Eleven! Ten! Eleven o'clock, fire!" - "Here you go, Larry! You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens! You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger…" And its little TV cousin: "Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?" Groovygoth666 and JTN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 "Obviously you're not a golfer" JTN and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,419 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, Groovygoth666 said: Definitely, love the dialogue in this one, especially Snr and Jrs. The only lines I have a problem with are "Fraulein, will you permit me?" "I usually don't." "I usually don't either." "In that case I permit you." "It would make me very happy.* "But I am already sad, by tomorrow it will have faded." "Tomorrow I'll steal you another one." I don't know if it's the delivery or the writing but something just feels off in that exchange. But all the other lines of dialogue are perfect! I knew it was you. You have your father's eyes. And my mother's ears, but the rest belongs to you. Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for. Groovygoth666 and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 "How did you know she was a Nazi?" "She talks in her sleep........I didn't trust her. Why did you?" "Because he didn't take my advice" Love that reveal! JTN and Bellosh 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,419 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 I'm as human as the next man. I WAS the next man 😂 JTN and Groovygoth666 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 4 minutes ago, Bellosh said: I'm as human as the next man. I WAS the next man 😂 "Oh... ships that pass in the night." JTN and Bellosh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Faleel 5,358 Posted March 17 Popular Post Share Posted March 17 "How DARE you kiss me!!" JTN, Groovygoth666 and Bellosh 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 "Leave me alone. I don't like fast women. " JTN and Bellosh 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,358 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 "Talk or you're dead!!" JTN and Bellosh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 "If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!" Bellosh and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Faleel 5,358 Posted March 17 Popular Post Share Posted March 17 9 minutes ago, Groovygoth666 said: "If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!" "Then we'll die!" JTN, Groovygoth666 and Bellosh 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 3 minutes ago, Faleel said: "Then we'll die!" "My soul is prepared! How's yours?" Bellosh and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Faleel 5,358 Posted March 17 Popular Post Share Posted March 17 "This is your last chance!" JTN, Groovygoth666 and Bellosh 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mr. Hooper 1,793 Posted March 17 Popular Post Share Posted March 17 1 minute ago, Faleel said: "This is your last chance!" "No Dr. Jones! It's yours!" 😄 Bellosh, Groovygoth666 and JTN 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Faleel 5,358 Posted March 17 Popular Post Share Posted March 17 "Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ? Is it for His glory, Or for yours?" Bellosh, JTN and Groovygoth666 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 "I didn't come for the Cup of Christ. I came to find my father." JTN and Bellosh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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