Lurker 5 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 If anyone is interested, this abridged script of Return of the Jedi is a much tighter re-telling of the story. You may also want to read the abridged script for Attack of the Clones as well.Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 That site is hilarious. Highly recommended for some fun readings!Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeshopk 8 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 LOLI just read them both. Very astute and damning observations. But they're still good movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Great site. Haven't been there for a while. I've always loved the abridged version of FotR that's up there. 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fommes 153 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 That was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted June 4, 2005 Author Share Posted June 4, 2005 Oh look, an abridged script for ROTS. Enjoy!Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo 0 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinaismine 64 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightscape94 965 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Anti-Jedite? Nice! And that whole part with Samuel MF Jackson and Ian doing the Pulp Fiction scene is funny as hell.Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,333 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 It's funny because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diskobolus 3 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 What a load of bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,333 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 OMG! LOTR is even funnier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,631 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 I admit it's funny.K.M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAG-SI 10 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS More what? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightscape94 965 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Why didn't we think of this first!Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 That's such a great site. I love how they tear every movie to shreds. The opera sequence was the best in this. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 RABID STAR WARS FANS LIKE MYSELF Ugh! This is the worst film in the series! These Ewoks! They're so childish and ridiculous and cutesy! GEORGE LUCAS Uh.. folks.. these ARE children's movies, you know. RABID STAR WARS FANS LIKE MYSELF Quiet! They are mature space sagas! Some of the greatest fantasy films ever made! MARK HAMILL I'd just like to mention that twenty minutes ago I had a deep conversation about the meaning of life with a green puppet. Anyway, I'm off to convert my dad's religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Barnsbury 8 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 That site is awesome. Check the archives for a plethora of older movies.Ray Barnsbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,333 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK___________MARK HAMILL_________________ The Imperial Walker armor is too strong for blasters! Tie their shoelaces together! times 1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,333 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 ____________MARK HAMILL_______________Alec, why didn't you tell me?____________ALEC GUINESS______________Lemme get back to you on that. I'll have a real good excuse by the next movie. LOL There is so much truth in this, and that goes for every sequel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Pretty funny, though I have a soft spot for Evadne's Breadbox Editions myself...ROTS BreadBox Edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo 0 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 OMG! LOTR is even funnier!yeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanED 1 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 These are also quite funny, though they don't have the Star Wars trilogy. But they have quite a few books, and many of those are downright hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Nice to see you here again Evan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanED 1 Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Thanks for the welcome. I'll try to be a regular over summer again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 389 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 So much for that.Anyway, looks like the site is still up and running with occasional updates. The abridged script for The Holiday seems particularly apt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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