BLUMENKOHL 1,087 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 We have a special treat for you folks! Tonight's episode features our first co-writer John Crichton, and even better Michael Bay took time off from his busy schedule to bring a little of his directorial style and skill to our quaint little show. It's a marvelous episode! It's gonna be a blockbuster! Here we go! The survivors, still attempting to escape the Smnol finally chose to leave Koray Savas behind to make time for the escape. Koray, without a moment's hesitation agreed. Noble to the end, he whipped out his Thin Red Line CD...looked at it one last time and prepared to-----BOOM *BIG MASSIVE EXPLOSION* *THREE BLACKHAWK HELICOPTERS FLY OVERHEAD INSIDE THE CAVES, SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER*------ meet his end. As the Smnol neared, Koray could feel the hairs on the back of his neck rise with each moment of building fear and anticipation for his death. And before he knew it...everything faded to pitch black, the chaotic noise of the Smnol and caves died out. There was total and complete silence, total and complete blac-----BOOM *BIG MASSIVE EXPLOSION* *THREE BLACKHAWK HELICOPTERS FLY OVERHEAD INSIDE THE PITCH BLACKNESS, WHICH IS REALLY NOW A BLACK WITH A HINT OF ORANGE AND YELLOW, SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER*------kness. As he continued to take in the [no longer constant but intermittent] silence and blackness he pondered on hi-------BOOM *BIG MASSIVE EXPLOSION* *THREE BLACKHAWK HELICOPTERS FLY OVERHEAD INSIDE THE PSEUDO ORANGE PITCH BLACKNESS, THIS TIME FROM ANOTHER ANGLE, SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER*------s life.But before he could ponder any longer he found himself in a room...with green walls and a wooden floor. He wasn't dead. He had been knocked out and brought to another location. He could hear the sound of a piano playing very familiar tunes in the distance...perhaps in another room. As he looked around the room he saw giant tower speakers, each set dedicated to a specific composer. There was also library of nothing but musical sheet music from all sorts of composers. But what caught Koray's eye was a system dedicated to...Hans Zimmer! He stepped closer to the system and saw it had complete versions of every Hans Zimmer score ever. It even had unreleased music! He was overjoyed; ecstatic! His skin beaded over with sweat of excitement. His hands trembled with joy...-----BOOM *BIG MASSIVE EXPLOSION*------...he saw that the disc inside the system right now was Pirates of the Caribbean "Hans Zimmer's Original Recordings." And on the back of the jewel case it read "In loving memory of Hans Zimmer. The world must never know!" A note underneath by Klaus Badelt read "My friend, my mentor, why zid you ztep back und zake a listen at your werk!? We will continue your werk! Ze world will never know you are dead!" Koray's heart dropped into this stomach at this revelation. But he was curious as to what Zimmer had originally written for Pirates that upon listening to quite possibly lead him to take his own life? How bad could it be right? Even if it is that bad, he could fight the urge to take his own life! But really, how bad could it be?He pressed play and --------BOOOOM EXPLOSION!------ he blew into bits. His shadow had become imprinted on the floor. -----BOOM *BIG MASSIVE EXPLOSION* *POWER ANTHEM PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND*------So bad...that it didn't lead Zimmer to take his own life. His body simply self-destructed upon hearing the noise he had created! And it certainly makes one take a new perspective on "Ghost Writers."-----BOOM *BIG MASSIVE EXPLOSION* *THREE BLACKHAWK HELICOPTERS FLY OVER KORAY'S "REMAINS", SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER*------------------------------------------------------Alright JWFanners! Elect the next person to meet their end!MEMBERS VOTED OFF THE ISLAND:Josh500 - (Round 1) - Death by stalagmite/potential weird mystical creature? Poll overdose likely as well.Koray Savas - (Round 2) - Death by listening to unreleased recording of Hans Zimmer's Pirates of the Caribbean
Nick Parker 3,048 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 I recorded this over Mythbusters? What is this episode's scenario, it seems that you only covered Hans' and Koray's death... then again, knowing Michael Bay, it would take him two hours just to get this much plot revealed, so it is understandable.
John Crichton 4 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Tonight's episode features our first co-writer John CrichtonYour interpretation of the original idea is much better than mine was. Very appropriate.
Koray Savas 2,256 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Aren't you dead?Yes but I remain a JWFan from beyond! Seems Josh actually died though. Haven't seen him since his burst of rage in Round 1.
Henry B 51 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Goodness, what a horrifying fate! Since we now know that music can be fatal, I've voted for Luke Skywalker to defuse the pastiche bomb that is the soundtrack to Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings. BTW, loving the Michael Bay guest direction but where were his trademark grossly insensitive racist caricatures? You could have Luke die by trying to burst a piñata while riding a bull.
Nick Parker 3,048 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 You could have Luke die by trying to burst a piñata while riding a bull....Which is tied to a Blackhawk helicopter...
artyjeffrey 20 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 ...with somebody, anybody, in slow motion, outrunning the explosion...
Marian Schedenig 10,404 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Aren't you dead?Yes but I remain a JWFan from beyond! Seems Josh actually died though. Haven't seen him since his burst of rage in Round 1.I assume you're loitering around here to learn what efficiency rating we plan to give to your demise.
Koray Savas 2,256 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 I'm sticking to see how everyone else gets killed off! I'm voting for the people who would inspire the best stories.
Koray Savas 2,256 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Don't worry indy4, you're tied with Joey at the moment. Although I'm afraid you will most likely be the next sacrifice that the island demands.
indy4 159 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 As long as Blu writes a good episode for me, I'll survive (well, not really).
BLUMENKOHL 1,087 Posted July 13, 2009 Author Posted July 13, 2009 Before Michael Bay came on board, our special effects for the final scene of this episode were very drab and boring. With Bay's help, we rejected the original art, and used his superior vision...This is the crap we had before:Look at Bay's richer color palette...this episode would just not be as successful without him and his artistic vision...
BurgaFlippinMan 7 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 if a round ends in a tie, is it a double elimination?
BLUMENKOHL 1,087 Posted July 13, 2009 Author Posted July 13, 2009 if a round ends in a tie, is it a double elimination?Yes. There is no tiebreaker vote....You tie, you die.
John Crichton 4 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Joe and indy4 kill each other. Now there's a potential story...
ChuckM 1 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 These threads are great! I've been literally lol the whole way through them. Awesome idea Blume!
Nick Parker 3,048 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 With indy4 dead, my presidency shall practically be guaranteed! Thanks for everything, indy4. Too bad you are useless to me now.
John Crichton 4 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 With indy4 dead, my presidency shall be guaranteed! Thanks for everything, indy4. Your death shall not be in vain.*ahem* I think you're forgetting some people.
Nick Parker 3,048 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 With indy4 dead, my presidency shall be guaranteed! Thanks for everything, indy4. Your death shall not be in vain.*ahem* I think you're forgetting some people. Hm...did I? You best watch your step....Traitor!I am afraid you made one too many Communist allegations that hit too close to the nerves, indy4.
artyjeffrey 20 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Before Michael Bay came on board, our special effects for the final scene of this episode were very drab and boring. With Bay's help, we rejected the original art, and used his superior vision...This is the crap we had before:Look at Bay's richer color palette...this episode would just not be as successful without him and his artistic vision...Yes, yes, Bay's touch is so....so... subliminal, yet so effective.So, when does the hot babe show up on the island? If you got Bay, then you've gotta have a baybe.
Quintus 5,778 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
artyjeffrey 20 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Wherever it is, I'm sure it will inexplicably explode. Try saying that 10 times in a row.
Marian Schedenig 10,404 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 I'm sticking to see how everyone else gets killed off! I'm voting for the people who would inspire the best stories.Okok, I'm giving up on the Trek quotes...
Koray Savas 2,256 Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Wow that's a lot of votes for each of ya.
John Crichton 4 Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 The suspense is killing me!So are the votes.
Luke Skywalker 2,223 Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Goodness, what a horrifying fate! Since we now know that music can be fatal, I've voted for Luke Skywalker to defuse the pastiche bomb that is the soundtrack to Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings. BTW, loving the Michael Bay guest direction but where were his trademark grossly insensitive racist caricatures? You could have Luke die by trying to burst a piñata while riding a bull.God, i f i had known, i would have never commented that score! I just found what these threads were about hehe. Sadly, i have votes But yeah Joe vs Indy4 final confrontation would be cool.
Koray Savas 2,256 Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 I think it's time to lock this one up and move on to Round 4.
BLUMENKOHL 1,087 Posted July 15, 2009 Author Posted July 15, 2009 You're welcome to shut down the poll, but I probably won't have the next round up till tomorrow evening. A wee bit busy this week.
artyjeffrey 20 Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Goodness, what a horrifying fate! Since we now know that music can be fatal, I've voted for Luke Skywalker to defuse the pastiche bomb that is the soundtrack to Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings. BTW, loving the Michael Bay guest direction but where were his trademark grossly insensitive racist caricatures? You could have Luke die by trying to burst a piñata while riding a bull.God, i f i had known, i would have never commented that score! I just found what these threads were about hehe. Sadly, i have votes But yeah Joe vs Indy4 final confrontation would be cool.
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