Rate "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"!

[Elmo Lewis 6]

So there are not any strangely large animals in the film that need explanation.

What about the giant ratsnake? Since you're using science, I guess convenient-plot-device-magic can't explain that.

[John Crichton 4]

I know I posted these photos last summer too. Amazon army ant or Amazon giant ant, i dont remember.

So there are not any strangely large animals in the film that need explanation.

Just complain that indy calls them 'siafu' and that the name of the African army ant...

There are cockroaches in west Texas that could eat that for lunch.

[Nick Parker 3,040]

Please, let us not quote that picture or replicate it in any way.

[Koray Savas 2,251]

That ant is nothing compared to the bulldog ant. I normally would post a picture of it to poke fun at Clark, but I don't feel like being mean at the moment.

[Datameister 2,043]

You must desensitize yourself, Clark! Face your fear! Allow yourself to be afraid, know that the fear can't hurt you, and in doing so, conquer it! I speak from personal experience here.

[Koray Savas 2,251]

You want him to conquer the fear? Then more pictures of ants!!!

[Datameister 2,043]

Well, it only works if he takes the initiative and does it himself. But that is a wicked-looking specimen.

[Koray Savas 2,251]

That one can kill you, btw.

[Nick Parker 3,040]

You must desensitize yourself, Clark! Face your fear! Allow yourself to be afraid, know that the fear can't hurt you, and in doing so, conquer it! I speak from personal experience here.

Fear did not almost make me a eunuch!

EDIT: Oh man, all I have to do is glance at the picture to feel the ghosts of those ants crawling all over me, trying to finish the job they "butchered" so many years ago....

[Koray Savas 2,251]

Good! Embrace the fear!!!! Dance with me, Clark! Dance the dance of life!!!

[Red 75]

You must desensitize yourself, Clark! Face your fear! Allow yourself to be afraid, know that the fear can't hurt you, and in doing so, conquer it! I speak from personal experience here.

Fear did not almost make me a eunuch!

EDIT: Oh man, all I have to do is glance at the picture to feel the ghosts of those ants crawling all over me, trying to finish the job they "butchered" so many years ago....

You mean they uh, they almost cut your balls off? 8O

[Datameister 2,043]

I'm not trying to tell you that ants can't hurt you...just that an image of an ant can't hurt you, and it's useful to be okay with seeing one. Just food for thought from a quasi-ex-anxiety-sufferer!

[Delorean90 42]

You must desensitize yourself, Clark! Face your fear! Allow yourself to be afraid, know that the fear can't hurt you, and in doing so, conquer it! I speak from personal experience here.

Fear did not almost make me a eunuch!

EDIT: Oh man, all I have to do is glance at the picture to feel the ghosts of those ants crawling all over me, trying to finish the job they "butchered" so many years ago....

You mean they uh, they almost cut your balls off? 8O

It was my...my misunderstanding.

[Red 75]

I don't even know what to say to that.

[Josh500 1,615]

I wish they would have used at least some real ants...

[Nick Parker 3,040]

What kind of ridiculous wish is that!? The ants in the film were driven with a sense of purpose as opposed to just being "ambiance", so to speak , and as awesome a director Steven Spielberg is, I doubt he could convey that to real ants.

[Ollie 1,059]

And while we're at it, they should have used a real nuclear bomb with Harrison Ford actually in a refrigerator.

That would have made the scene more realistic and erased any doubt when the door opened and Ford rolled out unscathed.

[indy4 155]

And a real flying saucer.

[Incanus 5,715]

Didn't we do this last year already?

[Ollie 1,059]

There are quite a few things we've done within the year, month, weeks etc etc.

[Elmo Lewis 6]

Repeating that is one of them.

[Ollie 1,059]

Yes.

[Wojo 2,453]

Didn't we do this last year already?

We might have rated the movie and score last year, but we didn't have a 1-year anniversary treatment of the poll for rating the movie and the score last year. I think we had to wait a year for that.

[Ollie 1,059]

I'll do the 2 year Anniversary poll.

[Henry B 50]

And while we're at it, they should have used a real nuclear bomb with Harrison Ford actually in a refrigerator.

That would have made the scene more realistic and erased any doubt when the door opened and Ford rolled out unscathed.

[Josh500 1,615]

What kind of ridiculous wish is that!? The ants in the film were driven with a sense of purpose as opposed to just being "ambiance", so to speak , and as awesome a director Steven Spielberg is, I doubt he could convey that to real ants.

[Wojo 2,453]

Quick, somebody photoshop a fedora onto this guy's head. Indiana Jones and the Children of the Nuclear Fallout

[Josh500 1,615]

What kind of ridiculous wish is that!? The ants in the film were driven with a sense of purpose as opposed to just being "ambiance", so to speak , and as awesome a director Steven Spielberg is, I doubt he could convey that to real ants.

Did I say solely real ants?

[Wojo 2,453]

One thing that I noticed -- and appreciated -- this second time around was how much ant guts they got on the Soviet trucks as they drove to the cliff edge. That's a Lucas-style attention to detail with his CG worlds for ya.

I'd like the PETA people to go all double standard if they were real ants. They'd be like "well, they're just ants, they're icky and bite people, so we don't want to defend them." Yea. Hippos...

[Koray Savas 2,251]

Quick, somebody photoshop a fedora onto this guy's head. Indiana Jones and the Children of the Nuclear Fallout

[Josh500 1,615]

I'd like the PETA people to go all double standard if they were real ants. They'd be like "well, they're just ants, they're icky and bite people, so we don't want to defend them." Yea. Hippos...

You imagine how they might have reacted to something that never happened and call them names!?

[Nick Parker 3,040]

Didn't we do this last year already?

This is a new experience for me.

[Delorean90 42]

Happens to me all the time.

[Josh500 1,615]

Same here.

[Luke Skywalker 1,795]

So there are not any strangely large animals in the film that need explanation.

What about the giant ratsnake? Since you're using science, I guess convenient-plot-device-magic can't explain that.

some reach up to 2 meters.

[Josh500 1,615]

So there are not any strangely large animals in the film that need explanation.

What about the giant ratsnake? Since you're using science, I guess convenient-plot-device-magic can't explain that.

some reach up to 2 meters.

Wow, when a thread degerates to obsessing about ratsnakes, then it's time to close it, maybe!

[Luke Skywalker 1,795]

Quick, somebody photoshop a fedora onto this guy's head. Indiana Jones and the Children of the Nuclear Fallout

I just couldn't help it

[Nick Parker 3,040]

That is one huge whip.

[Josh500 1,615]

That is one huge whip.

That's what I told my dominatrix last week...

[Luke Skywalker 1,795]

the radiation made it bigger

[Wojo 2,453]

Nicely done, Luke! That's pretty much what I had in mind.

[Thor 7,504]

Up to this now.

 

God, this score hasn't really evolved for me. Still a hugely disappointing affair (although I should point out that 'disappointing Williams' is still miles ahead of lots of other things out there).

[Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488]

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