veggiemusician 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 To start you off...Whats the differance between a soprano singer and a paranna fish?Lipstick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panthera 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The Music Joke threadPirates of the Carribean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composer_Fan 2 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg1138 3 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The difference between a Viola and a Chainsaw?.....vibrato.......Or - what do you get if you fill a swimming pool full of rock drummers?.....Vegetable Soup..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omen II 1,235 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Here are some cruel but, let's face it, well-deserved jokes about viola players:http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.htmlDamien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Yeah, those pesky viola players had it coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molaram 0 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 What's the difference between a coffin and a cello case?One has the corpse on the outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The Music Joke threadPirates of the Carribean?That was the first thing that came up to my mind when I read the title of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,795 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 regarding that, Robthehand signature is a joke.A bad one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I do hope he's saving those into a seperate file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Wiljami 1,206 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Tromboneplayers never die......they just slide away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monticello 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 What did the drummer get on his S.A.T. exam?......drool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightscape94 965 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Can someone explain the jokey attitude toward the viola and violists in general? A lot of the jokes about them are funny, but only if you think of the instrument as inferior, so maybe I'm missing something.What's the deal?Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Many 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 How do you know there's a singer at your door?They can't find the key, and don't know when to come in.Anthony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molaram 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 What do you call 20 French horn players at the bottom of the ocean?A good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony69 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 well in past, violists were violinists who were not good enough to be on the 1st or 2nd violins. this happens in high schools too in the hardcore orchestras. they usually dont have enough violists, so some violinists are made to place viola. also, viola has in general been the least important of the strings. Violins usually the prima donna. Bass very important. Cello has recently gotten lots of melodic material (in romantic). But violas have very little solo material. (i can only think of parts of don quixote and harold in italy). most composers dont write for solo viola, incl. williams. Of course now its kind of changing. Usually violas have rhythmic or harmonic roles so not many people like to play violas.And:Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? The bassoon burns longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Listening to an orchestra without violo's is like a broken pencil.Pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthehand 3 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I do hope he's saving those into a seperate file.I am actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molaram 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 What is the difference between trumpet players and US government savings bonds?Over time, the bonds eventually mature and earn money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 What's the difference between Zimmer and cancer?Cancer evolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgisPodmore 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 What's the difference between Zimmer and cancer?I was going to say "Nothing."~Sturgis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthehand 3 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 The connection: no-one's found a cure. 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg1138 3 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 How many Operatic Sopranos does it take to change a light-bulb?One - they just stand there with the bulb above their heads and the world revolves around them..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicholas 1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 An alien arrives on earth in the early part of the 19th-century. The first human he meets is Schubert.In a terrifying robotic voice the alien commands, "Take me to your Lieder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmilne 0 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 in an all male brass section what's the difference between the trumpeters and the other instrumentalists?The other instramentalists can blow their own horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matmilne 0 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 what is the qualification gained in a viol conservetoire?tone deafness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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