The realization that Christmas was barely two weeks away and hundreds of Middle-Earth boys and girls would clamor to sit on the old wizard's lap brought a rise to his robes, er, a smile to his face. Yes, a smile. Socrates: I drank WHAT?!? Frodo: Sam... Why did you kiss my ear? Sam: Why are you holding my hand? Frodo: Where's your other hand? Sam: Between two pillows... Frodo: Those aren't pillows! Wormtongue tries to wake Theoden from his throne after viewing two complete cycles of The Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition movie marathon, but to no avail.