BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's the weekend, relax by captioning some pics! Thanks to Maurizio for the first picture! Last Week's WinnersCongratulations to qkgyver!"I may get lucky tonight, does this smell like dick to you?"Melange has teh funneh! Betrayed! with a candle in the back. Jeff could never have foreseen that ending!And a congrats to Michael!I'll give you ten for it! TEN!!qkgyver comes in for a SECOND victory! "Tell me you didn't just say you hate black coffee ..." Michael returns...for a SECOND win! THE MESSIAH!Keeping it board relevant, and winning (again...) MARK OLIVAREZ! "No, no you're wrong. Hans Zimmer's POTC will never be as iconic as John Williams' Superman theme."AND the prestigious PHOTOCHOP AWARD goes to....tharpdevenport! One point to you sir!This Week's Images[img=http://i.imgur.com/Vtrji.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/oF4NL.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/yZEIa.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/uyYfi.jpg]In case you've ever been so bored, or just want to have some tea/beer and read some of the past captions: 01 - The Case of the Hairy Bra02 - A Barrel of Fun03 - For John Barry!04 - Special Singles Awareness Day Edition05 - Whoa There Woody!06 - Irritating Situations07 - Quadruple Images, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!08 - Something Spacey09 - Fantasies10 - Hey! What Are You Looking At?11 - Things You Wouldn't Want Your Friends to See12 - Winners selected by a top secret patented digital algorithm13 - The Revenge of the Caption Contest14 - KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!15 - Tombs, Hookin' Up, and Royals16 - Some of you were born after most of these movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Don't look behind you, but both of these guys are gonna ruin their careers in a few years from now!Spielberg- Ok let me explain again, it's a phone, but you can also have internet on it, and it's a camera...and a camcorer.JW- Ok but can it play my LP's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted May 21, 2011 Author Share Posted May 21, 2011 Translators slave away to make John Williams' interview responses understandable by the average man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 When I said to the guy from the escort service I wanted 2 bitches...this is not what I meant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,802 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Yay, I finally won! And two entries, no less! To be honest I thought no one liked 'em, I bet I won probably out of pity. Just kidding Steven: Look, they believed all that crap I said about Tintin's score being on autopilot!George: Type "LOOOL!".John: ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 WE SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.After a declaration from a younger member that the Zimmer POTC theme is more iconic than Williams' Superman theme, there were some ... odd looks from everyone in the room, including the children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,043 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 In Soviet Russia, TV watches you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crocodile 8,017 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 "Wanna hear this new ringtone Hans has just sent me?""TV voice: Fasten your seatbelts, folks! M. Night will really, really dazzle you this time. I mean, seriously.""Look! I'm Spider-Man!""An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in thebattle station."Karol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 446 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Steven - "The Diamond, George. The deal was for the diamond".Rory - "I see Jewish people"Jodie embraced the notion of multilingual menus, but now things were getting out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Translators slave away to make John Williams' interview responses understandable by the average man. Too bad you can't win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Jodie: "... and then extract the original files from the DX-5, and layer on a wave--"Guy: "Why doesn't John just put a cloth over strings and use phelp hammers? Seriuously, has he ever talked to Emil Richards?"Jodie: "Because Randy Kerber isn't busy enough as it is, duh. Don't be stupid."Speilberg: "Oh, I tell ya, Johnny -- with these hemroids, my feet aren't the only things afraid to go into hte water..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,043 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Jodie: "... and then extract the original files from the DX-5, and layer on a wave--"Guy: "Why doesn't John just put a cloth over strings and use phelp hammers? Seriuously, has he ever talked to Emil Richards?"Jodie: "Because Randy Kerber isn't busy enough as it is, duh. Don't be stupid."Wait, does that actually work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 LOL, maybe certain ways -- I've read things like that in passed from older generation performers that didn't have DX-5's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Wait...so Raiders is the only expanded release, but Temple of Doom and Last Crusade will have music on the bonus disc?TV announcer: "Alexandre Desplat will be scoring the next Harry Potter film." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,193 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 This is the internet, Johnny. I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T. They have a website about you there, but you don't want to see that.Believing they were filming Minority Report, they tried in vain to control the display with hand gestures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 This is the internet, Johnny. I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T. They have a website about you there, but you don't want to see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 The horror, as their adopted children introduce them to - boy on girl!"You ready darling?""Hon, this is not what I meant when I said I want doggy from you ..."Johnny: "Steven, you set off the alarm!"George: "This is Inception, Johnny, your temp for Indiana Jones 5!"Johnny: "You don't need as good a composer as I am for it ..."Steven: "I know, but you're almost dead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruckhorn 105 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Wait! That's the same photo of a dick that I use when I post on Craigslist.A test audience reacts to Zimmer's latest score.With societal expectations concerning a black man alone with a white woman in a bedroom, Martin mulls how best to admit he's gay.Fucking math homework! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Two itunes users pondering the use of a compact disc enclosed in a jewel case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff 10 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Hey, that's the same App I used to create Jar-Jar Binks!Girl: I still think it's a lampshade from above.Guy: No, it's Spongebob wearing a fez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 "Baby -- that's my jock strap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 3,690 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Hans Zimmer's orchestrators are forced to cancel their weekend plans, when he loses a bet and has to write his opening cue to Pirates 4 on paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 This Week's Images[img=http://i.imgur.com/Vtrji.jpg]"According to some message board called JWFAN, Johnny's score for Tintin is him on autopilot and War Horse will be superb."[img=http://i.imgur.com/oF4NL.jpg]"Please help us.... we're in a M Knight S film with a horrible plot twist and can't get out."[img=http://i.imgur.com/yZEIa.jpg]"I don't care if you are man's best friend, touch her again and I'll kill you."[img=http://i.imgur.com/uyYfi.jpg]"JWFAN members hard at work, extracting music files from video games and determining where they go on the CDs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Smile, you sonofa...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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