Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Now, go, my son. Leave me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Get out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Well, that's the real trick, isn't it? And it's gonna cost you something extra: 10,000, all in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,838 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 The Force, the Jedi, all of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 The rest is bullshit and you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 499 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Bullshit? Ed, have you noticed the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,396 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Looks like he got off before he got offed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,838 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Viewer off. VIEWER OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Shut him up or shut him down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK! UP! SHUT U— WILL YOU — SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT UP! ... SHUT UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,838 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Shutting up sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,396 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 No glib remark? No pithy comeback? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Ted Nugent called. He wants your shirt back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,838 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I make this look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 (blows trumpet) man, this is gonna be good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 It’s party time! P-A-R-T. Y? Because I gottaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I saw her first. Gotta go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 ELAINE! ELAINE! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 499 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Dodgson! Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Bullshit! From now on you’re Private Snowball. Do you like that name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 499 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,396 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 I don't think the dead care about vengeance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 499 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Woohoohoo, look who knows so much, heh? Well it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 As coroner, I must aver, I thoroughly examined her and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 You’re looking so well, darling, you really are... they’ve done a marvelous job. I don’t know what sort of cream they’ve put on you down at the morgue, but... I want some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Put the fucking lotion in the basket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 499 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Dairy cream...Whipped Cream...Coffee cream...Vanilla Cream..........Hair Cream??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Surprise, motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 I have had a muthafuckingnuff, of you muthafucking snakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 499 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Snakes....why'd it have to be snakes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Luthor, you poisonous snake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 It’s the snake. She’s the last one, the last horcrux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 The last female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 As we say on Earth: "C'est la vie". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,838 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 So long and thanks for all the fish! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 His only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Sushi... that's what my ex wife called me. Cold fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,493 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 It just be raining black people in New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,493 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Do you bleed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,338 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Nobody makes me bleed my own blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,838 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I'm gonna bleed you like a stuck pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,493 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Come here, piglet! I have some gingerbread for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,698 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Zree pigs in blankets. Ze loganberry pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,838 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Too early for flapjacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,396 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,838 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 I'm gonna put a maggot 'ole in yer belly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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