Quintus 5,408 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Wendy, I'm home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holko 10,006 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 Not before time. Do you intend to leave us on the doorstep all day? We're drenched! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 5,548 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Are you expected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 Bet you think you're pretty smart, huh? Think you could outsmart a bullet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 My mama says that stupid is as stupid does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,361 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I don't think that's funny, I don't think that's funny at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 That's great! That's just *BANG* great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 5,548 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 You're certifiable Quint, you know that! You're certifiable! Spoiler *(been waiting to use that one) Quintus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Great men are not born great, they grow great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 5,548 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 And Leon's growing LARGER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 It’s the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it’s just — it’s just there it’s a little different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holko 10,006 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Get on with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,221 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 My hands are dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,274 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 You've got about one second to live buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,274 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Well, nobody's perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,461 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Who owns this shithole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,274 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Sarah Connor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Oh, leave him alone! And don't pick your nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holko 10,006 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 It doesn't always make sense and most of it never happened... but that's what kind of story this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I think you're underestimating humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 5,548 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I think you overestimate their chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 You underestimate my power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 5,548 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Don't make me destroy you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Your judgement is askew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 He chose... poorly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,221 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Ack! Ack-ack. Ack, ack-ack-ack. Ack-ack. Ack-ack-ack! Ack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 What they got in there - King Kong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,221 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I'm no. 1! I'm no. 1! I'm King fucking Kong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,183 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauretania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,633 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 It looks like a giant -- -- Dick! Take a look out of starboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,461 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the one-eyed monster! -- -- Hey... What's that? It looks like a big... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,633 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 PENIS! PENIS! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,781 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Now go away or I will taunt you a second time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,221 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 C'mon! Show a little backbone, will ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,633 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Show me the money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,461 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I declare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,633 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Claire? Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,461 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Any caviar for you, sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,633 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I'll take blood parasites and the organic brain dementia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,221 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Yeah? You try that shit with me, you take your piece out on the lane, I grab it off you, stick it up your ass, and pull the trigger 'till it goes "click". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,633 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 My lord. Is that legal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,221 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 That's my family, Kay. That's not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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