Matt S.

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?

I’m so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros.

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.

I prefer all 3 SW trilogies over HP.

I’m Winston Wolf. I solve problems.

You’re forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008 replaces me.

Are you having lunch at the White House too?

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

I know the title song has become something of a punchline around here, but America, the Dream Goes On is a great album. The two Aaron Copland tracks are fantastic; there's the Hoe-Down from "Rodeo," and then Boston's brass section really shines in Fanfare for the Common Man to open the album. There's also a great arrangement of When the Saints Go Marchin' In. It's worth noting, that virtually the entire album (minus Bernstein's America Medley) was re-released on a Philips compilation entitled America the Beautiful, which combined music recorded by John Williams and Arthur Fiedler. That's where I initially heard most of it; I had only ordered the original Williams album for completist's sake. https://www.amazon.com/America-Beautiful-Arthur-Fiedler/dp/B0000041F8/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2T1N325A2B31W&dchild=1&keywords=boston+pops+america+the+beautiful&qid=1592431006&s=music&sprefix=Boston+Pops+America+%2Caps%2C150&sr=1-1

God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers.

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

Your besht? Looshers always whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen!

It reminds me of the heady days of Shputnik, and Yuri Gagarin, when the world trembled at the shound of our rocketsh. Well they will tremble again, at the shound of our shilence.

And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gasses eking out of my butt that day!

Note to the galley: Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions.