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Matt S.

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  1. Hello, such a simple way to start a love affair...
  2. Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
  3. I’m so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros.
  4. Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
  5. I’m Winston Wolf. I solve problems.
  6. You’re forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008 replaces me.
  7. Are you having lunch at the White House too?
  8. Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  9. I know the title song has become something of a punchline around here, but America, the Dream Goes On is a great album. The two Aaron Copland tracks are fantastic; there's the Hoe-Down from "Rodeo," and then Boston's brass section really shines in Fanfare for the Common Man to open the album. There's also a great arrangement of When the Saints Go Marchin' In. It's worth noting, that virtually the entire album (minus Bernstein's America Medley) was re-released on a Philips compilation entitled America the Beautiful, which combined music recorded by John Williams and Arthur Fiedler. That's where I initially heard most of it; I had only ordered the original Williams album for completist's sake. https://www.amazon.com/America-Beautiful-Arthur-Fiedler/dp/B0000041F8/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2T1N325A2B31W&dchild=1&keywords=boston+pops+america+the+beautiful&qid=1592431006&s=music&sprefix=Boston+Pops+America+%2Caps%2C150&sr=1-1
  10. God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers.
  11. I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.
  12. Your besht? Looshers always whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen!
  13. It reminds me of the heady days of Shputnik, and Yuri Gagarin, when the world trembled at the shound of our rocketsh. Well they will tremble again, at the shound of our shilence.
  14. And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gasses eking out of my butt that day!
  15. Note to the galley: Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions.
  16. I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no good keester off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1...2...10!
  17. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead.
  18. To be fair, it is a bit on the lengthier side...usually around 5 minutes or so (the Utah Symphony/Varujan Kojian recording is just under six minutes). Perhaps he uses the shorter version for live events, where concert length is a real concern, as there are strict rules as to when musicians are entitled to be paid overtime if a concert runs long?
  19. Mr. Saavik, you go right on quoting regulations!
  20. I went through the desert on a horse with no name.
  21. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster...an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.
  22. Is this how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By threatening the deaths of innocent people?
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