John 2,032 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,484 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit! The Illustrious Jerry and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Imagine a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound. He's left Crete, he's entered...the demilitarized zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Vacation is when you go somewhere and you don't ever come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 I owe it to myself to tell you if you’re taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster is the way to go. You think you hate it now, but just wait until you drive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Is it REALLY necessary to go quite so fast? More often than you'd think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Bullshit! Just stop this thing! I order you! STOOOOOOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 STOOOOOP! I wanna go home, take off this uniform, and leave the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,722 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Oh the uniform! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 FN-2187, who gave you permission to remove that helmet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,484 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Take off your clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,722 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Wrong forum @Bespin 😏 Naïve Old Fart and Bespin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Bespin. It's pretty far, but think we can make it. It's a banda gas mine. Lando conned someone out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Yeah, it is. It’s still hard for me to believe it actually happened here, but... it did. And, uh, I think you can appreciate why I wanted to tell you about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 This is a story you can tell your grandchildren - and mightily bored they will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Boring conversation anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me, today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Why, I can make a hat! Or a brooch! Or a pterodactyl! The Illustrious Jerry and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Oh. It sounds like this code-breaker fellow can do everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Can Boris break your codes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 I am invincible! SteveMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Only I can live forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 I got something to say. It's better to burn out, than fade away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 I’m melting, melting! Oh what a world, what a world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Last night Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and said if I didn't ask Lorraine to the dance, he'd melt my brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 What would you do with a brain if you had one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Read minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things you do to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 I saw your future. Just a shape, but clear and solid. You will not bow before Snoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Take a seat, young Skywalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Why do you say this to me? When you know I will kill you for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 To die would be a great adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Toby? Brad? C'mon! We're going on a little adventure. Sylvia? C'mon. Its better than goofy golf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 And it's fat ass, by a nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Hey Lard-Ass! Chow down, wide load! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 How was your lamb? Skewered. One sympathises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 It seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Ah! Snake. Surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 196 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,293 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Quit your pussyfootin and shoot him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 It's what he wants! He wants you to shoot him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 You have to shoot. If you are logical, you have to shoot. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,553 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Shoot her!!! Shooot heeerrrr!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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