mrbellamy 6,289 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Shoot her! Orrr, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Aw, man, I just shot Marvin in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 What an incredible smell you’ve discovered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like...victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 *weeps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Don't cry for me, Argentina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Oh, what a circus, oh what a show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 The circus must be halfway to Metropolis by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 The Post: "It flies". The News: "Look, Ma, No Wires". The Times: "Blue Bomb Buzzes Metropolis". The Planet. We're sitting on top of the story of the century. I want this flying whatchamacallit to go with The Planet like bacon and eggs, franks and beans, death and taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Stop the presses, I got a new front page! "Big Bugs in the Big Apple." In big bold print: "Little Lindy Flies Giant Peach." "Half-Pint Hero and His Peach Pit Pals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Print is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker, and, as you can see, I'm a lot happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Dead? No! Its just pining for the fjords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Oh, and Mr Stamper ... would you please kill those BASTARDS! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Have you called ze Autoklub? Sweeping Strings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I’M TRYYYING TO USE THE PHOOONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 E.T. phone home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Tell the Privy Seal that I'm sealed in the privy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 That is one big pile of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 This is this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 There's a time and a place for everything, Cato...and this is it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 It’s showtime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 It's time to party. P.A.R.T. Why? Because I gotta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Sometimes you gotta say, “What the fuck” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 I don't like these rust buckets and I don't like our odds, but- what the hell!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Never tell me the odds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Never. Insult. Albus Dumbledore. In front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Now, kids...I want you to form two circles...boys on the outside and girls on the inside. When the music stops, each boy dances with whichever girl is opposite. Okay? Okay. (Bump) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 You hear that? There's no music! The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 He was not choking and I was doing the Heimlech maneuver, could be dangerous. I’m sorry, that’s my fault. Someone’s not choking....NO MANEUVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ii2 210 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 I just don't get it. Do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Do YOU?? This is it, man, this is IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 This will not stand, man. This aggression will not stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 That's my line, but that's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 So we cool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 You're not sending me to the cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Plenty of ice, if you can spare it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 The cold never bothered me, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 It is very cold, in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Dave, without your space suit, I’m afraid you’ll find that rather... difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 One rises to meet a challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Ask me your questions, bridgekeeper, I am not afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 You will be. You will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Well, I’ll be fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ii2 210 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just you try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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