JTN 2,030 Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 "Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say." Groovygoth666 and Tallguy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 "Me Slag say you full of Beryllium Baloney!" "Me Grimlock say you full of Cesium Salami!" Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,030 Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 "What'd they get you for?" "I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot." "Wow." "Who knew?" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 "Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,199 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 "Janning, to be sure, is a tragic figure. We believe he *loathed* the evil he did. But compassion for the present torture of his soul must not beget forgetfulness of the torture and death of millions by the government of which he was a part. Janning's record and his fate illuminate the most shattering truth that has emerged from this trial. If he and the other defendants were all depraved perverts - if the leaders of the Third Reich were sadistic monsters and maniacs - these events would have no more moral significance than an earthquake or other natural catastrophes. But this trial has shown that under the stress of a national crisis, men - even able and extraordinary men - can delude themselves into the commission of crimes and atrocities so vast and heinous as to stagger the imagination. No one who has sat through this trial can ever forget. The sterilization of men because of their political beliefs... The murder of children... How *easily* that can happen! There are those in our country today, too, who speak of the "protection" of the country. Of "survival". The answer to that is: *survival as what*? A country isn't a rock. And it isn't an extension of one's self. *It's what it stands for, when standing for something is the most difficult!* Before the people of the world - let it now be noted in our decision here that this is what *we* stand for: *justice, truth... and the value of a single human being!*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,792 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 😂 JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE THIS, ANYMORE!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,030 Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 “I'm scared Poncho.” “Bullshit. You ain't afraid of no man.” “There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 "Dillon, you son of a bitch!" JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,030 Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 “What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?“ Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrox 6,651 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach. JTN and Sweeping Strings 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,030 Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 “It's over Johnny. It's over!” “NOTHING IS OVER! Nothing! You just don't turn it off!“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 24 Popular Post Share Posted March 24 'It's OK, I've got you.' 'You've got me? Who's got YOU?!?' ThePenitentMan1, Tallguy and JTN 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,030 Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 “Um, um, would you like a glass of wine?” “Uh, no, no thanks. I never drink when I fly.“ ThePenitentMan1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "....But you have heard of me." Tallguy and JTN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,030 Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 “Jerry, Jerry, will you take my advice? Forget about the whole thing, will ya? Just keep telling yourself: you're a boy, you're a boy.” “I'm a boy.” “That's the boy.” “I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I wish I were dead. I'm a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?” “What engagement present?” “Osgood gave me a bracelet.” “Hey, these are real diamonds!” “Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 "Miss Tessmacher, when I was six years old, my father said to me -" "Get out!" "Ha ha ha ha. Before that, he said: 'Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse, people are no damn good, but they will always need land, and they will pay through the nose to get it. Remember', my father said, 'land'". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,792 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 22 hours ago, Groovygoth666 said: "Me Slag say you full of Beryllium Baloney!" "Me Grimlock say you full of Cesium Salami!" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,199 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Not films, but… "I've got the key to the gates of paradise... but I've got too many legs!" "Oy with the poodles already!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 "Me Grimlock kick butt!" Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,353 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 "You've never seen me "very upset"." Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 "Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God." "God's gonna sit this one out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 "I thought we'd have a bit of a sit down." "I prefer a bit of a piss off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,398 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 There was some disagreement on that point. A s-what? I can be terse! Once, in flight school, I was laconic! I am a leaf on the wind... Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 "Define interesting." "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die." Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,199 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 "Ellen, I have no memory of this whatsoever." "I am so hungry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,222 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible...I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings of the work that we do...well not that I do, but the work that is done by people...where I also work... The work of my colleagues. Marian Schedenig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,199 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 "Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?" "Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss." "Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks." (Take that, Anakin) "Meet me in Montauk." Tallguy and Glóin the Dark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 "Will you get out of here? Will you get out of here? Will you? I'm trying to run an office, here. Go to lunch. Just go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 "Waaiitt I still function" "Wonna bet!" HunterTech 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,419 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times....AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERYTIME I SEE IT Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrox 6,651 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Borat: Her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 'Here you are, sir. One prolytic digestive enzyme shake.' 'Do me a favour, will you? Throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middleman.' Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 "No! Stay!" "Sheet" "If you go there, you are crossing over to a place where there is no mercy" "Visionaries. Psychiatric wards are full of them" "No, I think I'll call you 'C'... C" "Now we know what 'C' stands for... 'careless'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 The 'visionaries' line is a nice callback to Connery's 'World domination, same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon ... or God' from Dr No. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 7,466 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Please stop talking about his cock! Well it's hard to stop talking about something that is so huge. I mean I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,199 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 "Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!" - "What do you need that for, Dude?" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,534 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 "'All you need is love'. John Lennon said that. Smart man. Shot in the back. Very sad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 "Scar, brother, help me!" "Long live the king" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 3,694 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "Actually, I don't think witches are witches at all, just women who don't fit in. Learned, creative, reluctant to accept the repressive social and economic restraints forced upon their sex." "Uh, Kate, the three learned and creative women we encountered on the heath had huge hooked noses, numerous enormous warts, cackled incessantly and wore pointy hats. Exactly what part of not being a witch are you getting at here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,199 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "A witch! A witch! Buuurn her!" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "She turned me into a newt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,419 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "Sir! Our shields are dropping!" "RAISE THEM!" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Penna 3,694 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "Unfortunately, although the answer was indeed clear, simple, and straightforward, there is some difficulty in justifiably assigning to it the fourth of the epithets you applied to the statement, inasmuch as the precise correlation between the information you communicated and the facts, insofar as they can be determined and demonstrated, is such as to cause epistemological problems, of sufficient magnitude as to lay upon the logical and semantic resources of the English language a heavier burden than they can reasonably be expected to bear." "Epistemological? What are you talking about?" "You told a lie." Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "Hang on to your dreams, Chip. The future is built on dreams. Hang on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 1,792 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Dr. McCoy, would you be so good as to tell me? What is your current medical status? Well, aside from a touch of arthritis, I'd say pretty good. (scattered laughter from audience) You have a singular wit, Doctor. Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or is could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,199 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 "How about you, Jimmie? You an oak man?" Groovygoth666 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 670 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 "Butch who's motorcycle is this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,199 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 "I gotta stab her three times?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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