Hilarious

[Ross 1]

I just bought a €6 DVD-R copy of Minority Report (with both the discs, actually) and, the credits in the cover are hilarious.

These are the credits that really are in this DVD-R cover:

Directed by STEWEN SPIELBERG

Starring [all actors names are correct]

Cinematographer by JANUSZ WILLIAMS

Music by JOHN WILLIAMS

Visual Effects BLONDEL AIDOO

Costumer Designer DEBORAH LYNN SCOTT

Film Editing by MICHAEL KAHN (I)

Casting by DENISE CHAPMAN

Written by JON COHEN SCOTT FRANK

Stunt JOHN ASHKER JAKE BRAKE RICHARD BUCHER

Sound Department KAREN BENNET RON JUDKINDS STUAR McCOWAN DEE SELBY

Produced by GERALD R. MOLEN BONNIE CURTIES WALTER F. PARKES

I don't how many of these are accurate, but I can tell you this: there's not a single typo in this post, all names are as seen in that fake cover.

-ROSS, laughing is as LOL s off with that cover, it was worth the €6 alone.

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,388]

A bootleg DVD?

Stefancos- :?

[Melange 448]

LOL. Ross i'm used to that now. I've bought some DVD copies here in Thailand and they are quite funny. Although the covers of films never released yet on DVD look totally professional (they must have some superb graphics programs to emulate original covers) they always give something away like a typo or something similar. I've seen about 5 different covers for Attack of the clones and they look superb. They really do look like the kind of layout a proper DVD would get. But they always mess up somewhere with spelling or something. Nothing comes to mind at the moment, but i've noticed some quite funny mistakes the Thais have made. Although your DVD sounds a little bit over the top. Were they Drunk?. P.S : You can already get the new Harry Potter film here on DVD LOL and its also gots its own professional looking cover already (complete with SPECIAL EDITION bar and promises of extras and deleted scenes etc). Most of the DVD's are fine (i've played them to check) but one or two are total jokes. Signs is somebody with a camcorder in the cinema (complete with somebody's head in shot as they buy popcorn). On DVD too LOL

[Lurker 5]

I saw some very nicely produced Star Wars bootleg DVD's at my friends last summer. The sub title option was hilarious. There were so many simple mistakes, but reading the sub titles actually made watching ROTJ fun again.

Neil

[Guest]

AI - appreciating Ross's obscure, quirky sense of humour.

[Ross 1]

Then you should keep away from my Give me a Break thread. All clichéd stuff.

-ROSS, glad that somebody finally appreciates

[Jurassic Shark 16,431]

[Jill Sandwich 11,166]

Wtf

[Jurassic Shark 16,431]

It's hilarious!

[bruce marshall 1,988]

So one JWFAN says to another:

" What do you think if SOUL?"."

" Sucks"

" What did you think of JOKER"

" Garbage"

" What did you think of SOCIAL NETWORK?"

" Trash""

" What about Zimmer?"

" Awful"

" And you call yourself a film score fan?"

 

[Jill Sandwich 11,166]

A true film score fan loves every film score, no matter how shitty it is.

[Oomoog the Ecstatic 314]

What's a true film score?

[Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,696]

Star Wars?

[Jill Sandwich 11,166]

Fart Wars

[Oomoog the Ecstatic 314]

It think it's spelled Star Wars in the US, but you're right that stars are just farts.

 

So Fart Wars, aka Star Wars is a true film score. That's really interesting.

[Edmilson 12,377]

This thread was hilarious in 2002, but not so much in 2021.

[Jurassic Shark 16,431]

We could have done more.

[Smeltington 2,011]

Should have held it for the anniversary next year.

[Jill Sandwich 11,166]

It still is 2002.

[Edmilson 12,377]

1 hour ago, Unlucky Bastard said:

It still is 2002.

I wish!

[Xander Harris 9,676]

1990 was only 10 years ago

[Oomoog the Ecstatic 314]

37,490 BC wasn't long ago. The days of real music! When people weren't just effin around with their chisels all day.

[gkgyver 1,647]

10 hours ago, Unlucky Bastard said:

A true film score fan loves every film score, no matter how shitty it is.

 

A true film score fan will play a score at home, turn it off with disgust after 5 minutes, be depressed about the state of the industry for another 5 minutes, then go on JWFan to write "it's decent, it works in the film, might have to give it another listen to get it", and be mad at someone who says he doesn't like it. 

[Marian Schedenig 11,695]

10 hours ago, bruce marshall said:

So one JWFAN says to another:

" What do you think if SOUL?"."

" Sucks"

" What did you think of JOKER"

" Garbage"

" What did you think of SOCIAL NETWORK?"

" Trash""

" What about Zimmer?"

" Awful"

" And you call yourself a film score fan?"

 

 

[bruce marshall 1,988]

12 hours ago, bruce marshall said:

So one JWFAN says to another:

" What do you think if SOUL?"."

" Great"

" What did you think of JOKER"

" Masterpiece"

" What did you think of SOCIAL NETWORK?"

" Wonderful""

" What about Zimmer?"

" Love"

" And you call yourself a film score fan?"

 

Now it's REALLY funny!

[Edmilson 12,377]

No. It isn't.

[DarthDementous 1,428]

You are one strange fellow, bruce.

[bruce marshall 1,988]

Thank you.

That's the nicest

thing anyone here ever said about me!

[DarthDementous 1,428]

I don't doubt it.