#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, dougie said: The BFG I'd put this off for ages because I was afraid it'd be the "Boring Fucking Giant". Well it certainly threatens to be, that is until the schlocky third act that was nothing short of hilarious! They even chucked in an ID4 line when the Queen tells "Nancy" over the phone "then wake him!" It could have gone that extra mile in schlock value if the giants attacked London, but Spielberg held back. We'll probably have to wait for The Lost Giants: The BFG if we wanna see that. The best set up fart joke in film history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 To Giant Land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,361 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 59 minutes ago, dougie said: The Ghost Writer Poor Obi-Wan gets thrown into a political underworld of conspiracy that was more than he bargained for in the beginning. If you like Chinatown or The Ninth Gate, you'll nod at all the Polanski parallels from those movies harkening back to Hitchcock. Exciting movie! Ugh, The Ninth Gate ... a supernatural thriller with no chills, and it doesn't so much come to an end as just ... stop. Polanski's previous movie on similar themes (Rosemary's Baby) is so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Ghostbusters Ghostbusters II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 It wasn't slime! It was ooze! And there's more of it out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Red Dawn (1984) The Soviet machine versus the red-blooded teenage american mujahideen. Entertaining in its own way, I guess. I dig the Rambo III helicopters. This movie seems to want to work, but the demands it makes on your suspension of disbelief are extraordinary. I kept thinking of rather simple fixes scene after scene. An alternate timeline, say where the U.S. lost the Cuban Missile Crisis would have worked better. At any rate, a rural high school is hardly an important place for invading paratroopers to mow down. The acting is okay, I suppose. Swayze gives off some nuance at least. Basil Poledouris's score offers some moments of interest. 2/4 Tucker: The Man And His Dream (1988) Coppola goes full Capra here and Jeff Bridges plays the title character with a lot of Jimmy Stewart thrown in. It even all ends with a big little guys against the machine speech that ends in a moral if not literal victory, with some criticism of the decline in American industry thrown in. Anyway, Vittorio Storaro's shots are always wonderful to see. Costumes are top notch. Music brings a nice period flavor (Williams was attached to this at one point, no?). Coppola's direction is solid if not especially spectacular. I am a bit unsure about the whole approach where the movie is and isn't a period promotional film for Tucker and his automobile. Nice one nonetheless. 3.5/4 The Force Awakens (2015) Multiple watches and listens reinforce two truths about this one. One, Williams wrote a bloody brilliant score. Two, Rey is too powerful, too soon. Abrams starts the first act off brilliantly, with flair, grit and identity. His introduction of Rey as a character is great, compelling. Poe and Finn are charismatic. Ren menacing, mysterious. BB-8 a godsend for the marketing people, and adorable for all that. This is how you start a movie and a trilogy. The second act is a mess. An expensive fan film. Too many forgettable characters and creatures. Stupid dialogue. Boring Snoke scenes. Annoying Abrams directorial traits, like those shaky dutch angles. And the fact that the lightsaber calls to Rey remains annoying. The one wand to rule them all. And, it really feels like Han Solo and Chewy are cameoing in their own franchise, or in another franchise even. This helps the third act become hit and miss. There is some good. Yes, the whole point of the climax with "another death star" is a well worn rip-off, but it still sells. I like the subtle call backs to Rey's earlier smuggling here, too. And the final duel is great. Han's death leaves mixed feelings. I think he does in fact sacrifice himself, which is a filmmaking move I approve of, in general. But Abrams relies on nostalgia. In this film, we have not seen this Han. We have not spent enough quality time with him. We don't know who he is, why he would do it. And, of course, Rey becomes far too strong in the force without much growth as per the franchise's de facto established rules. There is another issue, character growth. There is little to no character growth and development past the preliminaries. In this sense, as well as with the cinematography, TLJ has the upper hand. But, I sense TFA, for all its clumsiness, is still good fun. And the Jedi Steps sequence, with its impressive camerawork, Luke's presence, and some of John's best recent work. Closure and anticipation. This is how you set up a sequel properly. 3/4 Chen G. and Ii2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Han's death was dark and disturbing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Was Luke's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Is was! For the "fans". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Anyone else think Ray looks like MJ when Black or White came out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Will she morph into a black panther? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,335 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 1 hour ago, SteveMc said: Two, Rey is too powerful, too soon. It's what I keep saying, but the fans no longer have patience. They want the trophy, not the journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Plus you get slammed for being a "mithogynitht" if you dare point it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Women! Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I like her because she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 1984 Ugh, dull as dishwater. Gilliam did better with this concept the following year. And Lucas with THX-1138. So utterly boring, they had to sprinkle it with nuddy bits to wake everyone up. The main girl had a real fuzzball fanny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,335 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I don't remember much, but I know it took a lot from Blade Runner, you know, that other boring movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I liked the Ridley Apple computer ad more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Of course you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 THE FOUNDER Let's face the facts. McDonald's has become more than just a restaurant and a brand. It's become a part of our lives. And while maybe you don't eat out at McDonald's, you have eaten out before, whether it be there or another fast food restaurant that picked up on their industry changing idea. Granted, McDonald's, at least as far as I can tell, is infamous for being unhealthy. A while back, the idea that their new line of salads had a higher fat content then some of the french fries became a localized meme, as far as I'm concerned. While this may not be true, we all know that McDonald's isn't the healthiest meal option. And with that in mind, we cannot resist a good Big Mac and a side of fries every now and again. Well, if you thought that the McDonald's menu was an interesting discussion point, think again. THE FOUNDER puts into perspective the rise of this operation from a few small town locations to the global franchise that it is today. And the man who made it all possible was Ray Kroc, played by Michael Keaton. Ray is one of those interesting characters, especially in the way he is portrayed in the film. He starts off very much as the guy you want to cheer for. When we first meet Ray, he's selling (or trying to at least) milkshake mixers to a number of shabby food joints. His sales pitch is tired, until one location asks for a considerably large order- eight mixers. He decides to drive down to California to see what kind of operation these owners might have to need such an order. Long story short, he’s introduced to their revolutionary fast food setup, he meets with the owners, and he informs them of what he thinks they should do. Keaton is, as some critics put it, “electrifying”. He’s bursting with energy, and he’s a pleasure to watch. But his character isn’t without flaws. He starts off as the underdog who grabs the attention and gets the cheers, but he ends as a greedy snake and a very, very bad man. Honestly, I don’t want to say too much about the story, because it’s neat to watch it unfold itself. The first thirty minutes are snappy, great pacing, keeping the film going with help from the great performances. On that note, I’ll also mention that the McDonald’s brothers themselves (played by Nick Offerman, John Caroll Lynch) and other supporting characters such as Ethel Kroc (Laura Dern) and Harry Sonenborg (BJ Novak) put forth very good roles, and they play alongside Keaton to very near perfection. The photography isn’t stunning, but is doesn’t need to be. There are no shots that stand out as visually awesome, but that’s not the point. The camerawork is often fairly rudimentary, with a few bird’s eye and following shots through the restaurant kitchen. I quite liked this film. It was informative, it was exciting, and it was very well done. I give it my recommendation. RATING: **** and a half out of ***** CONSENSUAL STATEMENT: “Full of energy, both in the story and the performances.” SteveMc and Chen G. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,364 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I liked that move a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,335 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 It was nice, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ii2 210 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 13 hours ago, dougie said: Han's death was dark and disturbing... RIP Hans. (Eventhough it didn't seem like a big deal in the movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 The Goodbye Girl That's more like it. Needed it after that last depressing film I watched. Dreyfuss is electric in this. He reminds me a bit of Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer or Tootsie or Michael Keaton in Mr Mom. It's sort of like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,335 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 That was nice too. Dreyfuss during his glory days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 It was so awesome at the Academy Awards that year. Multiple Oscar nominee Richard Burton was the favorite for Equis and the award goes to Richard....pause....Richard Burton starts to stand... Dreyfus....Burton promptly falls back into his sear. SteveMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,335 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 They really should stop giving Oscars to foreigners anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 The Hitman's Bodyguard Okay buddy flick actioner. Ryan Reynolds is such a strange action lead since he conveys such a sissy persona with a high, girly voice. Oddly so many seemingly simple shots in this movie look like they were shot with green screen on a sound stage - it always takes me out of it when they do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wojo 2,453 Posted February 20, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2019 18 hours ago, Ii2 said: RIP Hans. Chen G., The Illustrious Jerry and Ii2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Alexcremers said: They really should stop giving Oscars to foreigners anyway! Brits are practically American Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 They really arent. You just took their language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, Stefancos said: They really arent. You just took their language. Yes they are. We get a say. You do not...foreigner! 😂🤡 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 A say in what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 In who we deem near Americans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 England is a lot closer to The Netherlands than it is too the USA, Josie. just 189 kilometers or 117,5 miles of sea separate these great nations! Chen G. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Our nations historic memories are of England. We relate to our founders. We fought against them and beside them. This fortress built by nature for herself, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Your founders lived in The Netherlands for 10 years before setting sail to the New World. They objected to the religious tolerance we had at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Yes thats why the largest city in the US is New Amsterdam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre I loved watching Bogey's gradual and painful descent into insanity and paranoia from gold fever. It's really one of those stories I adore where poor and disadvantaged people struggle to get a break, and no matter how much they put their backs into it, success always finds a way to elude them. Sixteen Candles Why do we talk about John Hughes movies these days as if they're scholarly works of great artistic and cultural significance? Shit a brick, they're not that great, although I did think Ferris Bueller was good fun. But I just didn't get anything from this or The Brekky Club. I think I'm just so over high school and these movies are so far removed from my own teenage experience that I'm just left distanced and dissatisfied. Something about a girl whose family forgets her birthday (uh get over yourself?) and a pack of skinny dorks in total shock and awe about seeing a girl's undies that screams trashy 80s frat humour and I couldn't stand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 16 Candles isn't a deep thoughtful film that pushes the boundaries of the mind. Its a film about a right of passage that both glorifies and minimizes the event and in the end the girl gets the boy and the nerd makes his mark. This is a seminal Hughes Experience. Among his great teen films kt stands proud. SteveMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I prefer Ferris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 So do most but Sixteen Candles is a film I regret not seeing at the theatre, a thought many millennials here can't comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 John Hugh films do not require to be seen in the cinema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Yep, he bonked her while she was out cold. Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 That's rape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I was both bored and repelled by this movie. Hughes has made some funny movies like the Vacation flicks, but I didn't even smile once during Sixteen Candles. Plus I'm just not much into teen movies anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stefancos said: John Hugh films do not require to be seen in the cinema They absolutely require being seen in a cinema with a receptive audience. Comedies work best woth a large crowd. Laughter begets laughter. To say otherwise is a lie. Chen G. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Did other PG movies have a set of tits in them like this one did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Airplane and Airplane 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 4 hours ago, JoeinAR said: So do most but Sixteen Candles is a film I regret not seeing at the theatre, a thought many millennials here can't comprehend. I comprehend. 8 hours ago, dougie said: Why do we talk about John Hughes movies these days as if they're scholarly works of great artistic and cultural significance? Because they make an artform out of what is at first glance ordinary entertainment. I am put off by a lot in Sixteen Candles, but I can't escape from the fact that it contains some pretty good filmmaking, especially for a first time director. Overall, I love how Hughes was unpretentious in his writing and directing. I maintain that Breakfast Club is a masterpiece. And Some Kind Of Wonderful has a great deal of depth to it, so I'd definitely recommend that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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