The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Did anyone come to save me just because they missed me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,718 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Hey Mister! He say you under arrest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 I can do anything. I'm the chief of police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 T-t-t-take it easy, Big F. You blow them up today, they blow you up tomorrow....it's just business. The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,362 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Some men just want to watch the world burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Stop global warming, start global cooling. Burn, baby, burn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 They say time is the fire in which we burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 For what it's worth, architect, this is one building, that I figured, wouldn't burn. SteveMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Some people just want to watch the world burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 My Father didn't want it incinerated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 It was not...what I wanted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 I want it! I want a golden goose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 I want, I want, I want, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,362 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Greed is good. Greed works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Why did ya have to fry poor Greedo, like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,718 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 You've got the wrong guy pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Don't call me "pal", "buddy", or "sweetheart"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 You can call me.....Joker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,362 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Would you like to hear how I got these scars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Oh you're a very bad man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Were back, were bad, he's black, I'm mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 What does what does Marsellus Wallace look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Hey, man, what does "incompetent" mean? What does "baffled" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 You were incompetent! Either deliberately, or as a result of age combined with drink! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 You were unbalanced, bested by a girl who had never held a lightsaber. You failed! The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 #B-A-L-A-N-C-E balance# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,718 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Balance good, karate good. Everything good. Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Ok. Bad joke. I made a bad joke. Go home. You're not a replicant. No, really. I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I make a joke! To help you forget how screwed you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 A joke, is a story with a humorous climax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 The wizard is a wizard who will serve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I thought it was gonna be He-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 No, I am your Father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Jerry said: No, I am your Fathier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I have a father. His name was Ben Parker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 'Ome, m'lady? Home, Parker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Parker? Lambert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Bueller? Bueller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,362 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Names are for tombstones, baby. Y'all take this honky out and waste him! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Ooh, hello honky-tonk, how are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button. Which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Well, la-di-da, la-di-da, la la. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Oo-de-lally oo-de-lally golly what a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Lo-far! Naygorchema Jai vad ya blade. Blade runner. Holko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holko 9,526 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 37 minutes ago, Richard said: Lo-far! Naygorchema Jai vad ya blade. Blade runner. Lófaszt! Nehogymár! Te vagy a blade... Blade runner. (Horse cock! Don't kid! You are the blade... Blade runner.) Azonnal kövessen engem, bitte! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 You got the wrong guy, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,718 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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