mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Just try and stay out of my way, just try! I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Damn you, sir. You will try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Do. Or do not. There is no try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 There is no spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Locksley!!! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Eat your heart out, Channel 7! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 We beat the networks. This is unbelievable, look at these notes. We got three shows in the top 5, Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse went through the roof! He got a 60 share! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 You keep your hands off my news division, Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Hey you! Get your damn hands off her. ...you really think I oughta swear? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ii2 210 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I'll be there for you, these five words I swear to you EDIT Whoops. Wrong thread. That's a song quote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ii2 210 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 You blew it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Stupid, fat hobbit! You ruins it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 ...and it's fat-ass, by a nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ii2 210 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Are you talking to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Sure we're talking, Jedidiah. You're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Shut up. Get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Don't be so mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Are all your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 If they give you a beating, ask for Victor! He's got the softest hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 You're soft. Reckon you like boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oomoog the Ecstatic 314 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 You keep on calling me Babu. It's Singh, motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Can you sing, master hobbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Can you fly, Bobby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Can you dig what I’m layin down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Excuse me, Homes? What it is, bro. We’re from out of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Yo what’s up, dawg? How ya livin, yo? It’s crackin, kid. Peace out, little G. Booyah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Say, Jim! Whoa! That's a bad outfit! Whoa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 He said he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 What do you know of my pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Sell me this pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 I can't give you a tab unless you order something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,363 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Vodka Martini. Shaken, not stirred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Whiskey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 You haf been drinking your viskey, from Kentucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Bourbon and beans, an explosive combination. Think Spock can handle it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 "Handle" us? You'll "handle" us? Your predecessors had much more respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 You see that, young lady? Respect! Respect for one’s elders gives character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted May 18, 2019 Author Share Posted May 18, 2019 Not that you'll benefit from it... I always win, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 "Jack"? "Jack" is dead, my friend. You can call me "Joker", and, as you can see, I'm a lot happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Well, no shit. What have we got here? A fucking comedian, Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 I'd sooner kiss a Wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Tanaka, have you gone mad? I will not tolerate this! You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 This will not stand, man, this aggression will not stand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Mmmmmaybe you need a time out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Time?! This is no time to talk about time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,289 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up until then people just carried pocket watches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Take this watch. $10 from a vendor, in the street, but I take it, and bury it the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless...like The Ark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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