Alternate track titles

[Mr. Breathmask 555]

Might as well be me.

This started here

Here's some silly ones for the Star Wars Trilogy (SE release)

2. Yellow Letters in Space/Very Big Ship

3. Darth Vader Is Bad

4. Lots of Sand/Evil Gibbering Midgets

5. Where Luke Lives

6. Chick Flick/There's Two Suns

7. Cruisin' the Desert/Attack of People in Dresses

8. Ben Talks/Come With Me

9. Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru Are Toast

10. A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

11. Space Jazz

12. Space Jazz #2

13. There's Two Suns (alternate)/Hidden Stuff

1. The Girl's Theme

2. Han Solo's Spaceship/Is Faster Than The Big Ones

3. Alderaan Dies

4. The Sphere O'Fear/Guys in White Plastic

5. Chewbacca Is Caught (But Not Really)/They Kill a Lot of People

6. They Kill More People/Luke Gets Grabbed

7. The Illogical Waste Disposal Unit

8. Ben Disables the Tractor Beam/Run and Shoot

9. Ben Dies/The Rest Escapes

10. The Battle of Yavin's Fourth Moon (Dots Flying Off/Everyone Dies (Luke's Best Friend Too)/Luke Hears a Voice and Saves the Day)

11. Hurray for the Heroes!/Blue Letters in Space

2. Yellow Letters in Space/Big Round Ice Cube

3. Big Bad Ice Monster/Luke Sees Things/Han and Luke Are Saved From Certain Death

4. The Black Probe/Aboard the Very Very Big Ship

5. The Battle of the Big Round Ice Cube (Booby Cannon/Big Metal Creatures With Laser Fire Coming From Their Tusks/Beneath the Big Metal Creature with Laser Fire Coming from Its Tusks/Escape in Han Solo's Spaceship)

6. Dodging Potatoes

7. Luke Can't Fly For Shit and Lands in a Puddle

8. Luke Meets a Muppet

9. Han Solo Gets His Groove On

10. The Muppet Is Yoda/Bats on the Ship and Escape from the Sock Puppet

11. Luke Can Do Somersaults/The Audience Goes "Huh?"

1. The Evil March (Bad Guy's theme)

2. The Muppet's Theme

3. Boba Fett Is Cool and the Evil Henchmen Are Stupid

4. The Muppet Lifts Luke's Ship

5. The Evil Henchmen Are Really Stupid but Boba Fett Not So Much/Lando Has Gas

6. The Only Black Man in the Universe Is Filthy Stinking Rich

7. The Black Man Betrays the Good Guys

8. The Black Man Gets Screwed Over

9. Han Solo Gets Frozen/Luke Walks Into a Trap/The Black Man Is Really Quite Alright

10. Luke vs. Vader

11. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father/Han Solo's Ship Is Fast

12. Lots of Ships/Blue Letters in Space

2. Yellow Letters in Space/The Sphere O'Fear Mark II/Back on the Sand Planet

3. The Droids Get Captured

4. The Wookiee Too

5. Bousch Is Leia and Han Solo Is Blind

6. Luke Now Wears Black/Luke Fights a Monster/Luke Gets Sentenced to Death

7. The Desert's Anus/Jumping Around

8. The Cackling Old Codger Arrives/The Muppet Dies/Obi-Wan Can Sit on Stones and Leia Is Luke's Sister

9. The Plan

10. Flying Casual

11. Dodging Trees/Land of the Teddybears

12. Luke Scares the Teddybears/Threepio Tells What's Happened So Far

13. Jabba Is a Classical Snob

14. Jedi Rocks, I Puke

15. Jumping Around (alternate)

1. Parade of the Teddybears

2. Luke and Leia are Brother and Sister

3. They Really Are/Vader Really Is Luke's Daddy/All the Ships Come This Way/Crazy Teddybear

4. The Cackling Old Codger Sits in a Tower

5. The Battle of the Teddybear Planet I (They're All Morons/Sticks are Stronger than Armor/The Sphere O'Fear Works)

6. The Glow Stick/The Teddybear Scuffle

7. The Battle of the Teddybear Planet II (It's Just a Fleshwound--Luke and Vader Start Fighting/Retaking the Shed/Luke Goes Apeshit/Vader Throws the Cackling Old Codger Down a Shaft thus Redeeming a Life of Mass-Murder, Torture, and other Generally Nasty Things)

8. The Battle of the Teddybear Planet III (The Only Exciting Sequence/Darth Vader Dies and Is Not That Bad After All/Wedge Is Cool)

9. Leia Tells Han She's Luke's Sister/Burn, Daddy, Burn

10. Disco Night in the Galaxy/Blue Letters in Space

11. The Heroes May Get Eaten/They're Now Teddybears Too

12. The Teddybear Forest Battle (concert suite)

- Marc,

[Incanus 5,724]

Brilliant LOL

The Sphere O'Fear LOL Nice Irish touch. I think the Magic tree which you Named Audience Goes 'Huh' should be more accurate like "Creepy stuff happening under a Tree in the Swamp where Luke "Whinyboy" Skywalker battles an illusion of his dad that really is the manifestation of Dark Side in him".

[Mr. Breathmask 555]

In all fairness, I didn't come up with the Sphere O'Fear all by myself.

I also contemplated Grand Mouffe Tarkin's Giant Disco Ball and The Galaxy's Biggest Subwoover.

- Marc

[Incanus 5,724]

In all fairness, I didn't come up with the Sphere O'Fear all by myself.

I also contemplated Grand Mouffe Tarkin's Giant Disco Ball and The Galaxy's Biggest Subwoover.

- Marc

Both would have been nice but Sphere O' Fear is still better. That "Mouffe" gives it a nice touch

How long did it take to write those titles? I can see you were in a deep state of inspiration when you created so apt names for the cues

[Romão 2,276]

The evil march comes first than the muppet theme.

[Mr. Breathmask 555]

Right you are.

Anyone else got something, please post it here.

[Romão 2,276]

1 - Scary tribal music with letters

2 - Man-eating animal optimistic and sweeping theme

3 - A animal that doesn't exist except for one eye eats some guy whose sole job is to lift a door once a week

4 - Helicopter arrives to Hawai, actors look at nothingness with awe, some guy throws up when looking an nothingness with Man-eating animal optimistic and sweeping theme playing in the background

5 - Twice-as-big-as-their-pre-historic-counterparts animals make shrieks and truck howls.

6 - A robot is born from an egg

7 - God knows why, but the Man-eating animal optimistic and sweeping theme plays again

8 - My friend, the giant robot that sneezes all over people

9 - A robot spits on Newman

10 - Sleeping on a movie set

11 - Satler tries to fry her former lover, but fries the kid instead

12 - Remembering scotland back in the day when I was a director and didn't have to eat molten ice cream, since it would freeze by itself

13 - Stupid gate in the middle of nowhere

14 - Twice-as-big-as-their-pre-historic-counterparts animals try to eat people

15 - Twice-as-big-as-their-pre-historic-counterparts animals are eaten instead by a gigantic CGI animal that God knows how, managed to get inside the building

16 - The Hawai theme

[Unlucky Bastard 7,782]

The Evil Sign by Jerry Goldsmith

1. Go Satan!

2. Devil is Born

3. Thorn Gets a New Job

4. Damien Runs Off

5. Raving Priest

6. Maniac Kid

7. Baboons Attack the Car

8. "I'm going MAD!"

9. Priest Gets Killed by His Own Church, what a loser

10. More Evil Damien Music

11. Wife In Hospital

12. Jackal Grave

13. Puppy Dogs

14. Kathy is Dead

15. Jennings the Photographer Loses his Head

16. Looking Around the House

17. Evil Number

18. Someone Has to Kill the Babysitter

19. Getting Shot

20. Jerry's wife singing a lovely song for such a scary movie!

[Romão 2,276]

Go Satan! LOL LOL LOL

[Elmo Lewis 6]

These are the actual track titles I have on my iPod, on The Lost World (Expanded DVD-Rip) album:

1. The Lost World

2. They'll Never Learn (Accident at Isla Nublar)

3. Hammond's Latest Plan (Hammond's Plan)

4. Malcolm's Tricked Again (Malcolm's Journey)

5. The Stegosaurus/The Running and the Screaming

6. The Hunt

7. Creaking Glass

8. Cliffhanging (Rescuing Sarah)

9. Forward with the Plot

10. Stark in Compy Territory (I)

11. Stark's Nasty Death(II)/Noisy Footsteps

12. Crop Killers

13. Quiet and Dark Shed

14. Reunion with the Raptors

15. Life-Saving Gymnastics

16. Rescue Mission

17. Not a Happy Ending

18. A Jurassic Godzilla (Visitor in San Diego)

19. Slo-Mo Finale/A True Happy Ending

20. Extra End Credits

I've added some the tracks' original names in order to avoid confusion. There's music in here that was not in the CD, since it was ripped from the DVD. And what in the original CD was one track, here it's usually split in two, for chronological order's sake.

-Ross, proud of a lot of his alternate track titling for some scores.

[Lurker 5]

Black Screen

Workprint Titles/Big Foreheaded Guys are Digitized By The Big Cloud

That Big Cloud Stirs Your Human Half

The Space Station With the Working Transporter

A Three Hour Tour

The Space Ship With the Broken Transporter

Watching Re-Runs of the Big Foreheaded Guys Getting Digitized By The Big Cloud

Watching A Space Station (Presumbaly With a Working Transporter) Get Digitized by the Big Cloud

Getting Ready To Launch

Actually Launching

40 Minutes into the Movie, and We're Finally Acknowledging The TV Theme/Borderline on the Simulator = WORMHOLE!

Talking to the Bald Chick Outside the Ladies Room (Where No Man Has Gone Before)

The Guy With Second Billing Gets a Bigger Entrance than the Star

Here's that TV Theme Again/400 People On This Ship, Only One Guy Knows How to Fix The Engines

Put That Big Cloud on the Viewer (Why Not Just Look Outside a Window)

Flying Into That Big Cloud

Flying Over That Big Vessel Inside the Big Cloud

Being Pulled Inside that Big Vessel Inside the Big Cloud

Examining The Machine That Looks Like the Bald Chick

Electronic Hopscotch Should Make That Bald Machine Fall For You

Using a Thruster Suit Inside the Big Vessel And Mind Melding with a Sensor Attached To a Blow Up Doll of the Bald Chick

All Planetary Systems Have Just Gone Inoperative

Treating the Entity Like the Child It Is

All This Trouble Over Some Clunky Old Satellite????

Getting Rid of the New Guys and Restoring Balance to the Established Universe/The Engines Are Still Working

The End

Neil

[Justin 2]

Minority Report

01. When There Is Less Of One Thing Compared To Another Thing

02. The Bald Woman

03. Seeing Things While Moving Fingers

04. Dead People

05. Anderton Tries To Not Get Caught

06. The Pissy Woman With The Moving Plants

07. Grab Those Balls!

08. Everyone Is Running

09. Dead Boy Theme

10. Anderton Is Escaping and The Car Maker

11. The Weird Scene

12. Seeing Things That Should Not Be Seen

13. It's All A Set Up / Anderton Is Framed For Killing Leo Crow

14. "Dead Boy" by Bald Woman

15. Anderton Is Bald Too / Burgess Shoots Himself

16. The End Of The Movie

Justin

[Romão 2,276]

Black Screen

Workprint Titles/Big Foreheaded Guys are Digitized By The Big Cloud

That Big Cloud Stirs Your Human Half

The Space Station With the Working Transporter

A Three Hour Tour

The Space Ship With the Broken Transporter

Watching Re-Runs of the Big Foreheaded Guys Getting Digitized By The Big Cloud

Watching A Space Station (Presumbaly With a Working Transporter) Get Digitized by the Big Cloud

Getting Ready To Launch

Actually Launching

40 Minutes into the Movie, and We're Finally Acknowledging The TV Theme/Borderline on the Simulator = WORMHOLE!

Talking to the Bald Chick Outside the Ladies Room (Where No Man Has Gone Before)

The Guy With Second Billing Gets a Bigger Entrance than the Star

Here's that TV Theme Again/400 People On This Ship, Only One Guy Knows How to Fix The Engines

Put That Big Cloud on the Viewer (Why Not Just Look Outside a Window)

Flying Into That Big Cloud

Flying Over That Big Vessel Inside the Big Cloud

Being Pulled Inside that Big Vessel Inside the Big Cloud

Examining The Machine That Looks Like the Bald Chick

Electronic Hopscotch Should Make That Bald Machine Fall For You

Using a Thruster Suit Inside the Big Vessel And Mind Melding with a Sensor Attached To a Blow Up Doll of the Bald Chick

All Planetary Systems Have Just Gone Inoperative

Treating the Entity Like the Child It Is

All This Trouble Over Some Clunky Old Satellite????

Getting Rid of the New Guys and Restoring Balance to the Established Universe/The Engines Are Still Working

The End

Neil

Which movie is this?

[Unlucky Bastard 7,782]

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic but... isn't it obvious?

[Luke Skywalker 1,805]

gigantic CGI animal that God knows how, managed to get inside the building

That is being discussed here: http://www.jwfan.net/index.php?name=PNphpB...iewtopic&t=8369

[Romão 2,276]

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic but... isn't it obvious?

I'm not being sarcastic, I honesnly, I'm not. Which movie is it then?

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265]

Black Screen

Workprint Titles/Big Foreheaded Guys are Digitized By The Big Cloud

That Big Cloud Stirs Your Human Half

The Space Station With the Working Transporter

A Three Hour Tour

The Space Ship With the Broken Transporter

Watching Re-Runs of the Big Foreheaded Guys Getting Digitized By The Big Cloud

Watching A Space Station (Presumbaly With a Working Transporter) Get Digitized by the Big Cloud

Getting Ready To Launch

Actually Launching

40 Minutes into the Movie, and We're Finally Acknowledging The TV Theme/Borderline on the Simulator = WORMHOLE!

Talking to the Bald Chick Outside the Ladies Room (Where No Man Has Gone Before)

The Guy With Second Billing Gets a Bigger Entrance than the Star

Here's that TV Theme Again/400 People On This Ship, Only One Guy Knows How to Fix The Engines

Put That Big Cloud on the Viewer (Why Not Just Look Outside a Window)

Flying Into That Big Cloud

Flying Over That Big Vessel Inside the Big Cloud

Being Pulled Inside that Big Vessel Inside the Big Cloud

Examining The Machine That Looks Like the Bald Chick

Electronic Hopscotch Should Make That Bald Machine Fall For You

Using a Thruster Suit Inside the Big Vessel And Mind Melding with a Sensor Attached To a Blow Up Doll of the Bald Chick

All Planetary Systems Have Just Gone Inoperative

Treating the Entity Like the Child It Is

All This Trouble Over Some Clunky Old Satellite????

Getting Rid of the New Guys and Restoring Balance to the Established Universe/The Engines Are Still Working

The End

Neil

Which movie is this?

Star Trek the Motion Picture. (1979 version)

[Romão 2,276]

brrr....Star Trek.

[Justin 2]

Just for that!

Star Trek: First Contact

01. Blurry Words and Opening Scaries

02. Scaries Attack Earth

03. Picard See's Time Hole

04. Lilly And Picard Love Each Other

05. Data Humps The Head Scary

06. The Crew Sucks At Fighting

07. Picard Wants To Blow Up The Ship

08. It's Too Hot

09. Shooting Scaries In The Floaty Place

10. The Vulcans Come First

11. Back To The Future and Closing Words

12. Launch Song

13. Do The Vulcan!

Justin

[Ray Barnsbury 8]

Somewhere in the Distance

1. Ireland, Mid-Year

2. The Irish Brothers Beat the Ass Out of Each Other, Because That's What the Irish Do

3. Foreshadowing Joseph's Eventual Death and Spiritual Rebirth/Fighting with Greg

4. Travelling Through the Irish Nation

5. Irish Vandals Attack the Mansion, Because That's Also What the Irish Do

6. Stress Relief

7. The Irish Boxing Montage

8. Shannon Fishes for Compliments

9. The Guy Twice Joseph's Size Wins, Amazingly

10. Breaking and Entering, But it's Okay Because They're Protagonists

11. The Bullet Hits Shannon at a Fast Rate

12. Drunken Irish Nightmares

13. The Most Common Track Title (Ever)

14. The Music Turns Western

15. People's Horses and Buggies Inexplicably Explode

16. Beating Down Greg/Just Around the Riverbend

17. The Death Scene Which Really Isn't

18. Appealing to the Masses

19. The Last Track

Ray Barnsbury

[Melange 446]

Jurassic Park

12 - Remembering scotland back in the day when I was a director and didn't have to eat molten ice cream, since it would freeze by itself

I'd change that one to :

12. Shameless plug for movie merchandise.

[Romão 2,276]

Nice one

[Unlucky Bastard 7,782]

1. Travelling Knives

2. Dude Blows Himself Away

3. Inform the Galaxy, Jesus is gonna be born again!

4. Priest Talking

5. Priest Thinks He Can Kill Damien by Jumping 30 feet

6. Damien Talks To Himself

7. Tossing and Turning

8. Fake Looking Storm

9. More PUPPY DOGS!

10. A Lot of People

11. Killing Kids

12. Evil Number... again

13. Bald Spot

14. Crazy Lady Who Looks Like Princess Diana with an Iron... RUN!

15. Jesus Kills Damien

[Olivier 5]

Brilliant stuff, guys, especially the alternate titles for

Breathmask's ones for Great Balls of Fire Battles

Drax's for Evil PinCode

and Neil's take on Great Balls of Fire Tour

Okay, let me try, now...

Teeth

Heck, we can't see a thing! / Fish does girl

Empty floating transportation device

We're gonna need a new pier

Sprightly music for fish

Benny's floating transportation & half-eaten thinking device

Rough cut of the dailies

Dad & sonny

Into the estuary

Gone fishin'

Man against mean fish

Quint's bedtime story

Brody gets the willies

One big yellow barrel on the left-- darn litterbugs!

The great fish chase

Three yellow barrels under

Between courses

The fish closes in

Boom! No more fish!

Row, row, row your raft...

Superguy

Sitting in a theater to see comics / You'll believe a title can fly!

Hoth's twin

Hoths twin goes ka-blooey!

The fancy chandelier escapes

Third planet from the sun

"Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!"

Johnny Jent buys the farm-- nope, not that one

"That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run."

The great fridge on Earth!

The big city

Going to the subway only to avoid it

Chopper falls

Walking on buildings & saving cats

Catching boats

Luthor's Hawaiian hideaway bar in Metropolis

Hoth's twin-- let's try this

Main title-- Superguy's March

Superguy's march

Bad guys' march

Free X-Ray

Wanna fly?

Lois needs Clark glases to see he's really Supes wearing glasses

Stealing rockets

Big nasty noise

Uh-oh

Faster than a speeding bullet!-- or a rocket, for that matter

Superdeeds

One big leak

Winding up the ol' clock

Flying out into space

Hugs 'n' kisses theme from Superguy

Try & guess what I'm thinking

Wanna fly? / Try guessing again

Gee, you really suck at guessing! All brawn and no brain, uh?

Theme from Superguy

[Luke Skywalker 1,805]

Teeth

'Dents de la mere' sounds funnier

[Justin 2]

Raiders of The Lost Ark

(Stupid sounding title: Indiana Jones And The Raiders of The Lost Ark.)

01. The Indiana Jones And The Raiders March

02. Treking

03. Traps That Kill

04. Jones Is Scared of Reggie The Snake

05. Map Cruising

06. The Evil Guy's Arrive

07. Map Cruising Take Two

08. Being Stuffed In Baskets

09. The Tiny City

10. Betrayal and Indy Suites Up

11. The Pit Of Snakes

12. Fighting The Big Dude/Ground Beef For Dinner!

13. Jones See's Germans

14. Chickadoodledoo!!

15. Indiana Swims In Water/The Sub Moves In Water

16. Walking

17. The Germans Are Screwed

18. The Big House Of Boxes

19. The Indiana Jones And The Raiders March Reprise

Justin

[Richard Penna 3,754]

Ok, here's a Zimmer one for you (and this is my first attempt, so go easy guys ):

Golden Globe & Some Crappy Plot Stuff

Hand Going through the Wheat and A Glimpse to the Film's Ending

The First Action Setpiece

Max Chats to Some Survivors

Wasted Horseride

Picked up by Some Foreign Guys

Commodus isn't a Happy Bunny

He Died of Natural Causes - Yeah Right

Another Fight and a CG Transition to a CG Rome

Max Laughs at Proximo

We Will See Them Again (You Sooner Than Me)

Quick Trip to Rome

Yet Another Big Battle and Max's Cheesy Revenge Speech

"I Think You've Been Afraid Your Whole Friggin' Life"

Through a Big Mysterious Wall

"He Was a Soldier of Rome" (or Maybe He Was a Little Pissed With Commodus)

Big Pan Up to CG Rome again and Some Names

Oh, and I'll try SPR while I'm about it...only 10 tracks:

Remembering Everyone Who Got Killed

Pretty Distraught Man

"Yes, We're risking the lives of 6 men to bring one guy back and stop some family line ending"

"Sorry Folks, we've got the wrong Ryan"

The Cute but Unused part

"Now We Have to Give Up our Socks?"

Obligatory Character Death 1

Pep Talk and Repetition of most of Track 3

The Big Battle and Obligatory Character Death 2

Remembering Everyone Who Got Killed...again

[Delorean90 42]

These may not be that great, but I had to do this if only for the first track--it begged to be done.

01. A Really Big Emblem

02. The Thugs are Defeated

03. Bats's Entrance/Eckhart Gets It/Napier's Fall

04. Talking and Eating, Napier Becomes the Joker, The Joker Shoots Grissom

05. Snooping

06. Look at the Mimes

07. The Snoop Gets Rescued

08. Elfman Beat Me to the Punch

09. Pics/Good Looking Hallucinator

10. Driving to Bats's Crib

11. Bats's Crib

12. The Joker Leaves Flowers

13. Bruce Remembers His Childhood

14. Theme for Bruce and the Snoop

15. Blowing Up Axis Chemicals

16. Stealing Joker's Balloons

17. Bats Dodges Church Bells

18. Bats and Joker Fight

19. The Joker Falls

20. Exciting Music for the Rooftop

21. The Credits

[Melange 446]

Been ages since i've seen it.

So i cant remember what all the cues referred to :

Gladiator

1 : Quick. Read it before it dissapears.

2 : Fingers.

3 : Mars

4 : Post battle depression

5 : Drool

6 : Mmmm. Maggots. Cheap health care.

7 : Moral of the Story? Hug junior every so often.

8 : "Who's yer Daddy now"?

9 : What happened to the blue curly hairstyle?

10 : Lambs to the Slaughter

11 : ?

12 : Innapropriate music

13 : Badass, and we all wished we were like him.

14 : Now i can fuck my sister

15 : T..too...too many Beers.

16 : Eew. You pick him up. I dont want to get my hands dirty

17 : "We'll meet again. Dont know where. Dont know when".

[Richard Penna 3,754]

Brilliant

I'll try another couple:

1 - A Water Droplet

2 - The Boat Sinks

3 - "Hey Robbie..slow down!"

4 - Earthquake..no, wait, what's this

5 - Rachel's Annoyed

6 - "We're under attack", but not from Europe

7 - A Really Long Arm, and scene

8 - The New Jersey Walk-a-thon

9 - Don't Remember This Anywhere

10 - The Family Quits Arguing

11 - Home of the Psycho

12 - But We Never Left Boston...

13 - Everything Else From the Movie

14 - He Survived??! and Someone Didn't Do Their Research

15 - Some Cool Trumpets

and Last Crusade:

1 - Boy Scout Meeting

2 - "..and X Never, Ever Marks the Spot"..oh, wait, it does

3 - The Nazi Stunt Display Team

4 - Ahh Sh!t

5 - Escape from the Fez Guys

6 - Out the Window

7 - Lonely Old Guy

8 - "What Happens at 12 O'Clock?"

9 - Going Somewhere in a Truck

10 - Blowing up a Tank with a Rock

11 - "A Few Thousand Small Steps for a Horse"

12 - "And One Friggin Giant Leap for Indy"

13 - Named After a Dog and Raiders March

[Romão 2,276]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

1 - Crap

2 - Super Crap

3 - Utter Crap

4 - Bad Music

5 - Even More Crap

6 - Crap, Crap and Crap

7 - Crap alternate cue

8 - Action Crap

9 - Crap, part 1

10 - Crap, part 2

11 - Crap Suite

12 - The Crap theme

13 - Crappy music

14 - Almost done with crap

15 - Final Crap

[Luke Skywalker 1,805]

how filthy

[Mr. Breathmask 555]

1. Emergency Track Music

2. Killer Chickens

3. No-one Reads Maps

4. Jeeps Are Cool

5. The Hiking Theme

6. The Dirty Buildings

7. The Main Road Attack, Only Bigger

8. Malcolm Gets Screwed and Eating the Evil Business Folk

9. Gym Saves Lives

10. The Killer Chickens Will Hunt You Down!

11. Out of Film

12. The Very Evil Businessman Gets Eaten

13. Rexzilla

14. Drugs Are Convenient and Stuff From the Previous Film

1. Trailer Music

2. Snotnose Choir

3. Tampon Commercial

4. Nan's Crazy

5. Snatched

6. Peter Sees a Fairy and Goes Flying

7. On the Disneyland Set

8. From Chicks to Kids

9. On the Other Disneyland Set

10. Tubby Has a Plan

11. Peter's Hallucinating Again

12. No, Seriously

13. Finding Teddy and Learning to Fly

14. You Do Look Nice In Tights

15. Another Wretched Song

16. Pirates Are Bumbling Buffoons

17. Farewell Disneyland

[Richard Penna 3,754]

1 - Story of a Foreign Guy

2 - First Date

3 - "Let's All Wave at the Handprint Guy"

4 - Escalator Stampede

5 - Viktor Fixes the Plumbing

6 - Hitched

7 - Can 'o' Peanuts

8 - Who Waits in a Crack

9 - Music from the TVs and Some Sappy Stuff

10 - "Did you say Gate 67?!"

11 - Air Traffic Broom-troller

12 - Learning English in 2 Hours

13 - Last Bit Before the Credits

14 - More Credits

[Mr. Breathmask 555]

Which one's that?

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265]

The Terminal.

[SturgisPodmore 0]

1. Oh Shit

2. He's Gon' Die

3. Red . . . Seriously

4. The Village Elders Attack

5. Please Come Into the Safe Forest

6. I Really Am Blind!

7. The Housewives Bury the Flower

8. Road to Hell

9. Running With the Handicapped

10. Going Into the Safe Forest

11. The Ability to Stand

12. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!

13. Truth Hurts

~Sturgis

[Mr. Breathmask 555]

The Terminal.

Oh yeah. Of course. :oops:

[Lurker 5]

9. Gym Saves Lives

Fascinating, not "Gymnastic Park".

Neil

[ymenard 54]

Gladiator

3 : Mars

Hehehe classic. 3. Mars, the Bringer of War.

[ymenard 54]

Oh and I forgot.. about Gladiator :

4. "Romance" from Lieutenant Kije

(that's a full hack in the class that only Horner normally attempts).

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265]

• 1. Dramatic Narration / Capricorn one Theme Ripp Off.

• 2. Pops Story / Evil Guys On Horseback Kill Everyone Else.

• 3. Taking A Long Time Te Behead A Women.

• 4. Big Damn Wheel / Look It's Arnie!

• 5. Spooky Cave

• 6. My God Kicks Your God's Ass! / The Boys Go To Town.

• 7. Body Builder Love

• 8. Montage Of Arnie looking For Baddies.

• 9. Psycho Walz Written By Composers 6 Year Old Daughter

• 10. Setting A Women On Fire.

• 11. Big Action Music With Climax Missing.

• 12. The Hippies Shove Off / Arnie Just Sits There.