BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 LAST WEEK'S WINNERS:"I've got a bad feelup about this. . . ." - Uni"This young man isn't John Williams?" - Mark Olivarez"No, no, get me the beer! Not the peanuts! No...beer! Bring it up here!" - John CrichtonCongratulations Uni, Mark Olivarez, and John Crichton! YOU ARE WINNER! Honorable "Smart Ass of the Week" Mention:"Captain's Log, Stardate 456789.2After the destruction of the U.S...S. Enterprise, my valiant crew and I have...decided to don clear space suits and...hitch a ride on these giant floating space letters to escape the...orange planet's gravitational pull. Spock, can you tell me how to get to...Sesame Street?" - WojoCongratulations Wojo for the outside of the box funny! The point tally:THIS WEEK'S IMAGES: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,193 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 This is Hans. He's a great composer.Has he stopped playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 "This is my friend Hans. Hans likes to play on the piano, unfortunately my contract at WB says I have to let him."Or"We did it! We came up with this two note theme for Batman all by ourselves.""Please keep your finger around the front.""I'm not doing Indiana Jones V! You can't make me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,044 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 The last known photograph of film composer team Hans Zimmer (left) and James Newton Howard, taken two minutes before Mr. Zimmer figured out how to do that major chord thingie and Mr. Howard thus ceased to be useful."I'll show you how to have some real Adventures on Earth.""Oh frack, this thing doesn't feel as sturdy as my fridge..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Pass the duchie on the left hand side... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted January 31, 2011 Author Share Posted January 31, 2011 Note: I'm automatically disqualified from winning by virtue of being host but:"Photographer: Alright now both of you give me a good smile! JNH: Wait did you just say Hans gets first credit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 4,131 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 It is called Pon Farr. Will you trust me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I WON SOMETHING!!! "Oh, god, don't let Steven find me . . . I am not ready to do an Indy nude scene. . . !- Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Crichton 4 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 "I'm not coming out until George and Steven stop trying to rape me!...I'll sneak out when they find a stormtrooper."(a reference to the South Park Indy 4 episode)"JNH: No Hans, it's a piano. No, not a synthesizer...PI...A...NO...No, stop trying to plug it in..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 "Don't worry, it stops hurting after the first couple of minutes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 James couldn't help but smile when he finally discovered the off-switch on Hans' shoulder."I'll... be... right... in.... here...."Harrison had managed to evade Lucas and Spielberg for 19 years before they found him hiding in the tuba section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,251 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 "It took a lot of hard work and money, but we finally were able to erase the decades of damage his brain had undergone from syth overdose. We're slowly starting back at the basics, and he's learning quite well. Yes Hans, that's a C note. Very good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 THIS WEEK'S IMAGES:Sex with Hanz is like his music, ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. said with pursed lipsSteven is my bottom.Where is Lemmingwinks, where's lemmingwinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,044 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 "I'll... be... right... in.... here...." We have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Wait, did I leave the iron on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh500 1,615 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 "Smile dammit, smile! It's just for the camera...""Knock it off, E.T.! I told you I don't go for that stuff!"Harrison Ford on the Raiders set, 10 minutes into the shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 "I'll... be... right... in.... here...." We have a winner!Quint's was funnier I reckon!Not pictured: Dignity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,044 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,350 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 "This is Hans Zimmer, after this photo i will cause him to cease to exist""I got rid of the monkey that was on my back and now I got E.T on it.""I am not going to be in Return of The Jedi! I Refuse To!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Come on chaps, this is my favourite thread at the moment. Get your funny on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,802 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Well done, my apprentice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 "What the hell . . . he can't write worth a sh%#, but at least he makes a good armrest."- Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musica42 0 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 "Meet my ghostwriter for The Last Airbender.""E.T. phone homo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 "E.T. phone homo."Hahaha, that's gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Steven Spielberg in a rare picture with his mother.- Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb74 53 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 "Excuse me guys but would you mind taking your Hans off the piano please ......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docteur Qui 1,544 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 "Shut up Hans, I need evidence I worked on The Dark Knight!""What do you mean, I got the wrong specimen?""Steven, have you seen Harrison? We need to shoot that sex scene with Karen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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