Nick Parker 3,040 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 He's just caught a couple of stripers, we'll bring 'em in for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Yoo hoo! Supper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Ya know, ya wanna let that breathe for...nothing, nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Xenia. I can't....breeeeeeathe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I can't breathe in this thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I'm raising the faceplate upward. It's cold. 40 below. A typical Russian winter. The air is stale, rotten, like something has... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 196 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 It's been 84 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted May 31, 2018 Author Share Posted May 31, 2018 Betcha think ya pretty smart, huh? Think ya can outsmart a bullet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Think you can come over here, fuck me, and leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 I can get you off. Maybe not the ship, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 This ship can’t sink! Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Oh, look. Parachutes, for the both of us. Whoops! Not any more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Get off my plane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Would you go to the end of the pulpit, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 You, uh, ever been to Wisconsin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I can do anything, I'm Chief of Police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Not if anything to say about it...I have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Blue, it's the boy. Red. His mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 A boy's best friend is his mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 My mother? Let me tell you about my mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,335 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Ash?! Any suggestions from you or Mother? (OMG! So both movies do take place in the same universe!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Are you telling me that my mother....has got the hots for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 It's gonna be hot, damn hot, real hot. A little crotch-pot cooking. That's good if you're with a lady, ain't so good if you're in the jungle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties, are OVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 It's impossible! It's impossible! Boys, it's too tight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Must go faster! Must go faster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 You were supposed to be this Colossus; you were this great legendary thing, and yet he gains! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 That's a twenty footer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 I think a twenty should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Better make it ten Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 5. You know it and I know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Three. Final offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 I have twenty thousand Republic dataries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 I have a lovely bunch of coconuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Data, that was 7 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 What was that song? I can't remember the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 You put this damn thing in my head, remember. Remember?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 It climbed up my back and into my brain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,362 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Apes don't read philosophy! Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,533 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted June 2, 2018 Author Share Posted June 2, 2018 Plausible deniability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indianagirl 298 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 It'll crack that door open like an egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,040 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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