Jurassic Shark 12,076 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Onnatop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 That's your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Did you know she has flowers on her panties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 I'm comin', I'm comin'. Geez. Keep your pantyhose on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Take yo panties off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 What-what difference does it make where you buy underwear? What difference does it make? Underwear is underwear! It is underwear wherever you buy it! In Cincinnati or wherever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Could you put a cowl on or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 I can show you the world! Shining, shimmering, splendid! Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 That's what you said when Biggs and Tank left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,076 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Yo! Big Jack! Don't knock, just come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Come. Good food, yes. Come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Come, Smeagol! Trust Master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I'm sorry, s- master..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 What a wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,482 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, Richard said: What a wanker. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me??? 😠 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Sure we're talking, Jedediah; you're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 No I cannot be fired, I'm fired, aughhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Target that explosion, and fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,714 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I'm sorry Dave I can't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Damn you, sir. You will try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,714 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Do, or do not. There is no try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,287 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 There is no bathroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Why? You ask why? Why does the 'phone always ring, when you're in the bathtub? Why is the greatest criminal mind of our time, surrounding himself with total nincompoops?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,348 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Yes, this is a castle, and we have many tapestries. But if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Papa, help me build my castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 For the father, nothing! Dear God! Did you really think you could bear the Kwizsatz Haderach, the universe's super being?! How dare you! My greatest student...and my greatest disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 How dare you come into this office and bark at me like some junkyard dog! I am the President of the United States!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,714 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 You are not the President. No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 1985? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 R2-D2 it is you! It is you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Is you is, or is you ain't my baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 (slap) That's for blasphemy. Edit: Richard, why did you change your post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Take care of Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him. Nick1Ø66 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Bilbo Baggins! I am not trying to rob you! I am trying to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 That ok, I don't need your help. I think you do, son. Get rid of that shirt; it's in bad taste. @John, no idea why I changed my post, and I can't remember what I posted. It was 9 hrs. ago. I've drunk a lot since then. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,360 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I'm not mad about his tailor, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Don't go looking for it, Taylor! You may not like what you find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 The problem is not the problem but the problem is your attitude about the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Oh, oh. The problem. It's returning. Oh. Oh. Oh, no! I must have fruit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Bad dates. The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,528 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 December the 7th, 1941, a date that shall remain in infamy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 It's an unmitigated disaster, English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 This is the end. Hold your breath and count to ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Reach out. What do you see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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