BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 LAST WEEK'S WINNERS:"There must be a mistake! I'm a Hobbit from the Shire, my Lord Voldemort ...!" - qkgyver"Jerry's not just phoning in his score, he's faxing it!" - Stefan Cosman"Behold, Koray Savas." - Quint And the winner of the "Funny Wiseguy Of The Week" Award Goes to:"Way to go Blumenkohl.... " - Mark Olivarez THIS WEEK'S IMAGES:[img=http://i.imgur.com/ng9yo.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/44XOH.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/HbWiq.jpg][img=http://i.imgur.com/SilBJ.jpg] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 "Sir, you have been sued for spreading illegal fishsticks under false pretence!""I need to tighten the script ... Place a self-destruct button right here!"And the annual award of the Academy Of Zionistic Banking, in the category "Best Actor In A Supporting Role" goes to - Ben Shalom Bernanke!Three actors let a lucky charm decide whose carreer blows the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 "Hmm, is it too late for this circular section to be moved slightly to the left?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashinyobject 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 A nerd's G-Spot.Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce...the razor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Once again, Grandpa was unimpressed with his toilet paper allowance for the week. . . .Nice to see Professor Peter Schickele attending a concert for once. . . .- Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datameister 2,044 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 "Faster, more intense." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 "Are you sure this bit is prominent enough? People won't think it's a moon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,802 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Can't we do this in CGI instead?Man: This map belongs in a museum!Old man: So do post-impressionist paintings, Mr. Denham... So do post-impressionist paintings...Oh, boy! The Phantom Menace in glorious 3-D! Now I can see the plot holes and bad character development right in my face... As I couldn't notice *that* before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 http://i.imgur.com/44XOH.jpg[/img"No, no, no, no, NO! Don't touch that -- you'll leave an indentation, and the back end will explo--"BOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thx99 1,740 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 "Well, I'll be, Mr. Sheen! Your drug tests DID come back negative!""Wait, didn't I say this should be an 'outie', not an 'innie'?!?"Looks like a few gentlemen didn't fully grasp the "Bring Your Beard" theme at last year's Tony Awards"Teacher says every time three guys blow on a peacock feather together, an angel gets his wings..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 "Are there any women here today?" - "No. No. No. No..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,802 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 ^ :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 "Are there any women here today?" - "No. No. No. No..." We have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,288 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Day 138 of the Academy Awards Hostage CrisisHey guys, check it out! The headdress for my Cher Barbie doll finally came in the mail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 "Are there any women here today?" - "No. No. No. No..."Am I exceedingly dumb for not getting the joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 I don't care what Rorschach said, it's an ink blot and nothing more.One of these days someone is going to ask why didn't the rebellion just concentrate their fire here when the shields went down.And the "Bear Of The Year" Award goes to....The 3-way kiss was suddenly interrupted by a lone peacock feather... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 "Are there any women here today?" - "No. No. No. No..."Am I exceedingly dumb for not getting the joke?Think Monty Python...I prefer Mr Bellamy's caption, personally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 I prefer Mr Bellamy's caption, personally So do I. That one gets my vote. . . . - Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 There are votes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie_twinkle 48 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Nice to see Professor Peter Schickele attending a concert for once. . . .- Uni Brilliant! I thought the same thing when I saw this pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Thank you! Nice to know I'm not wallowing in total obscurity. . . . - Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,551 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 I prefer Mr Bellamy's caption, personally So do I. That one gets my vote. . . . - UniRemember that Blume is the final arbiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,207 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Am I exceedingly dumb for not getting the joke? I don't think my caption is all that great. But at least I was able to come up with anything - the last few iterations weren't easy at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,795 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 This is where it ought to be... but it isn't. Gravity is pulling all the stars in this area inward tothis spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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