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Sorry, I forgot my glasses.

 

7 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

 

"Here's your honorary doctorate, Mr. Williams".

"You call me Doctor Williams, doll".

I've even written you a theme. It's called "Aunt Marge's Waltz".

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British Consul General: Mr. Williams, I confer upon you, on behalf of Her Majesty the Queen, this monogrammed antique silver spoon...with the message: "May you enjoy years of pudding!"

 

JW: ...

 

 

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7 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

 

Oh, I forgot! Could I get an extra egg fried rice, and a Mountain Dew, with that?


Now I have a hankering for Chinese food... Will order from "The Jade Palace" tonight!

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6 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

Come on, John; you can tell me. Who really wrote CHAMBER OF SECRETS?


JW: It'll take more than a monogrammed antique silver spoon for me to tell you that.


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"M": That is your mission, Mr. Williams... "Q" has made this ingenious baton for you, that's also a lethal blowgun.

 

JW: Marvellous!

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1 minute ago, BB-8 said:

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CG: Will you solemnly promise and swear to enchant the Peoples of the World, your other Realms and the Galaxies to any of them belonging or pertaining, according to their respective laws and customs?

 

I wouldn't know about all that, but you're looking fine, right now.

Fancy a quick one?

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13 minutes ago, Muad'Dib said:

 

Empanadas!

The Empanadas Strike Back

 

1 hour ago, QuartalHarmony said:

It should be her holding the sabre to knight him with, like this:

 

Short-serving Welsh Secretary first man to be knighted by ...

 

...but my photoshop skills aren't up to it

For a moment I thought the photo showed the beheading of Andrew.

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- My lord, I have remembrances of yours that I have longed long to redeliver. I pray you now receive them.
- No, no, I never gave you aught.
- My honored lord, you know right well you did, and with them words of so sweet breath composed as made these things more rich. Their perfume left, take these again, for to the noble mind rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. There, my lord.  

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2 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said:

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- My lord, I have remembrances of yours that I have longed long to redeliver. I pray you now receive them.
- No, no, I never gave you aught.
- My honored lord, you know right well you did, and with them words of so sweet breath composed as made these things more rich. Their perfume left, take these again, for to the noble mind rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. There, my lord. 

 

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7 hours ago, BB-8 said:

The Empanadas Strike Back


It is a buttery and savoury time for the Rebellion....


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Luke: He's heading for that small crescent moon!

 

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Obi-Wan: That's no crescent moon... It's an empanada!


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10 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said:


It is a buttery and savoury time for the Rebellion....


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Luke: He's heading for that small crescent moon!

 

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Obi-Wan: That's no crescent moon... It's an empanada!


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Obi-Wan: ...it's a Cornish pasty.

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1 hour ago, Damien F said:

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"Mr. Williams, this honorary knighthood will only be conferred upon you when the Dial of Destiny blu-ray contains an isolated score."

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"Mr. Williams, this honorary knighthood will only be conferred upon you when the Dial of Destiny blu-ray contains an isolated score...to be presented in...this steel book together with a limited-edition enamel pin of the Antikythera."  

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3 hours ago, Damien F said:

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"Mr. Williams, this honorary knighthood will only be conferred upon you when the Dial of Destiny blu-ray contains an isolated score."

Oh, well, in that case, you may have to knight William Ross.  

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5 hours ago, Damien F said:

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"Mr. Williams, this honorary knighthood will only be conferred upon you when we have confirmation of your code transmission. Stand by".

 

"It's an older code, but it checks out".

 

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5 hours ago, BB-8 said:

a limited-edition enamel pin of the Antikythera."  


We know you secretly want one, BB-8! 😄

 

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Lurking behind the flags, unsung agent William Ross seethes with jealousy...

 

WR: I follow on his assignments and clean up after him, and Williams gets all the accolades! That monogrammed antique silver spoon should be mine!

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